This is a romance meme in honor of Valentine's day! The results are sexual, flirtatious and all around completely awkward.
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if wewe have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of wewe who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I upendo
1. Yasmin
2. Dayton
3. Carter
4. Francis
5. Chloe
6. Maylene
7. Pierce
8. Amy
9. Lucy
10. Cyrus
11. Hazel
12. Shayla
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Pierce: *gasp* "Francis is helping a person cheat on their boyfriend!?" *pause* "Actually, that's not surprising at all."
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in upendo with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] au stay with [2]?
Chloe: "I upendo you, Dayton... and I will spend the rest of my life-" *gets cut off my doors opening*
Hazel: "Dayton! wewe can't marry that bitch!"
Chloe: "Excuse me!? I'M the bitch!?"
Hazel: "What's that supposed to mean!?"
Hazel and Chloe: *start fighting*
Dayton: "Anyone have popcorn?"
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Pierce: "Soo... I had this dream last night..."
Yasmin: "Yeah?"
Pierce: "Aaaand.... wewe were in it..."
Yasmin: "Okay...?"
Pierce: "You would never wrap, upangaji pamoja your legs around my body and start making out with me, would you?"
Yasmin: *bad lying* "Noooooooo.... of course not... it's not like I find wewe super attractive, and are really pissed at Natsume for making wewe like another girl au anything because I want to passionately makeout with wewe on my kitanda au anything like that.... Nope."
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Shayla: "I picked The Notebook!"
Lucy: "Uh, no. Insidious."
Shayla: "Or we could just makeout instead....."
Lucy: "Great idea!" *starts kissing her*
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Cyrus: "Francis, I can't be with wewe anymore.... I-I-I think I'm in upendo with someone else."
Francis: "That's okay. I was cheating on wewe with 15 other guys anyway,"
Cyrus: "Wait. WHAT?!"
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Chloe: "How the hell... is CARTER pregnant with LUCY'S baby!?"
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Carter: "Yes...?"
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Shayla: "Uh........ I don't know >.<"
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating au does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
Yasmin: "Wait. WTF!? Since when did Maylene want a relationship!?"
10. [11] is set up kwa [10], on a blind tarehe with [7]. Does the tarehe go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the tarehe has ended?
Hazel: *gets up from under meza, jedwali with her hair a mess and her dress torn up* "So... yeah... that went well,"
Pierce: *gets up shortly after with his hair all torn and his pants half-off* "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Should we actually order food?"
Pierce: "Or we could have sex under the meza, jedwali again,"
Hazel: "That's better!" *starts kissing him*
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Dayton: "Um... Carter... I need to ask wewe something."
Carter: "Yes?"
Dayton: "I was going to ask if it would be okay if we broke up. I have feelings for someone else."
Carter: *tears pool up in his eyes* "DAMMIT DAYTON WHY DO wewe HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT EVEN WHEN BREAKING MY HEART!?"
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Me: "I have no idea what to write for this part. So we're skipping to the one-night stand."
*one one-night stand later*
Chloe: "Ohmygoddddddd.... that was amazing, that was perfect, that was extraordinary! It felt so right... did it mean anything to you?"
Carter: *ignoring her* "Yep. I'm definitely gay."
Chloe: "Wait. WHAT?!"
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Shayla: "Good evening. I'm Shayla Snow. The following response to this swali has been deleted because incest is gross. Unless it's between Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin in Ouran Highschool Host Club. Then it's okay."
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Pierce: "Um...." *awkwardly looks downwards*
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Francis: "Hey I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But you're really hot!
So sex me maybe?"
16. A drunken [8] comes nyumbani and finds [1] in kitanda with [11]. How does [8] react?
*Amy rolls in on the two of them*
Hazel: "It isn't what it looks like!"
Yasmin: *turns deep red*
Amy: "You guys are reaaaaaaallly cute together. Like, Mario and Princess peach, pichi cute. Actually, scratch that. Bad comparison. Did wewe know peach, pichi and Bowser actually had an affair? That's why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach."
Hazel and Yasmin: *ignore her*
17. Is a sweet upendo scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Maylene: "Luuuuuuccccyyyy!" :D "I made wewe a cake!" *hands her disgusting cake that's made of mud and rocks*
Lucy: "That is sooo............. uhh...... cute...."
Maylene: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
18. [7] and [4] are uchungu, chungu rivals. What made them rivals?
Pierce: "You can get any girl at this school, why do wewe want Miranda?"
Francis: "Miranda obviously likes it dirty! Have wewe seen her eyes? wewe can tell just be looking at those things that she's undressing me with her eyes!"
Pierce: "................ fifty bucks says I can hookup with her before wewe can,"
Francis: "Deal!"
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Shayla: "Wellll........?"
Yasmin: "No."
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] au [5]?
Francis: "You know, sleeping with wewe when I'm a girl is waaaaay better then sleeping with wewe when I'm a guy! It's a wonder wewe haven't turned lesbian yet!"
Chloe: "Why do wewe talk?"
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] au [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Pierce: "My boy Dayton. Sorry Carter, I'd be too scared you'd try and rape me during the night."
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Yasmin: "Sorry Hazel, but Dayton's freaking adorable<3333" *fangirl crush*
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Lucy: "Little girl who forces me to eat mud au gay boy? Dammit. Couldn't I just live alone?"
24. [7] falls in upendo with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Pierce: "I should've known. It seems no girls like me back nowadays."
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if wewe have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of wewe who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I upendo
1. Yasmin
2. Dayton
3. Carter
4. Francis
5. Chloe
6. Maylene
7. Pierce
8. Amy
9. Lucy
10. Cyrus
11. Hazel
12. Shayla
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Pierce: *gasp* "Francis is helping a person cheat on their boyfriend!?" *pause* "Actually, that's not surprising at all."
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in upendo with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] au stay with [2]?
Chloe: "I upendo you, Dayton... and I will spend the rest of my life-" *gets cut off my doors opening*
Hazel: "Dayton! wewe can't marry that bitch!"
Chloe: "Excuse me!? I'M the bitch!?"
Hazel: "What's that supposed to mean!?"
Hazel and Chloe: *start fighting*
Dayton: "Anyone have popcorn?"
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Pierce: "Soo... I had this dream last night..."
Yasmin: "Yeah?"
Pierce: "Aaaand.... wewe were in it..."
Yasmin: "Okay...?"
Pierce: "You would never wrap, upangaji pamoja your legs around my body and start making out with me, would you?"
Yasmin: *bad lying* "Noooooooo.... of course not... it's not like I find wewe super attractive, and are really pissed at Natsume for making wewe like another girl au anything because I want to passionately makeout with wewe on my kitanda au anything like that.... Nope."
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Shayla: "I picked The Notebook!"
Lucy: "Uh, no. Insidious."
Shayla: "Or we could just makeout instead....."
Lucy: "Great idea!" *starts kissing her*
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Cyrus: "Francis, I can't be with wewe anymore.... I-I-I think I'm in upendo with someone else."
Francis: "That's okay. I was cheating on wewe with 15 other guys anyway,"
Cyrus: "Wait. WHAT?!"
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Chloe: "How the hell... is CARTER pregnant with LUCY'S baby!?"
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Carter: "Yes...?"
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Shayla: "Uh........ I don't know >.<"
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating au does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
Yasmin: "Wait. WTF!? Since when did Maylene want a relationship!?"
10. [11] is set up kwa [10], on a blind tarehe with [7]. Does the tarehe go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the tarehe has ended?
Hazel: *gets up from under meza, jedwali with her hair a mess and her dress torn up* "So... yeah... that went well,"
Pierce: *gets up shortly after with his hair all torn and his pants half-off* "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Should we actually order food?"
Pierce: "Or we could have sex under the meza, jedwali again,"
Hazel: "That's better!" *starts kissing him*
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Dayton: "Um... Carter... I need to ask wewe something."
Carter: "Yes?"
Dayton: "I was going to ask if it would be okay if we broke up. I have feelings for someone else."
Carter: *tears pool up in his eyes* "DAMMIT DAYTON WHY DO wewe HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT EVEN WHEN BREAKING MY HEART!?"
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Me: "I have no idea what to write for this part. So we're skipping to the one-night stand."
*one one-night stand later*
Chloe: "Ohmygoddddddd.... that was amazing, that was perfect, that was extraordinary! It felt so right... did it mean anything to you?"
Carter: *ignoring her* "Yep. I'm definitely gay."
Chloe: "Wait. WHAT?!"
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Shayla: "Good evening. I'm Shayla Snow. The following response to this swali has been deleted because incest is gross. Unless it's between Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin in Ouran Highschool Host Club. Then it's okay."
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Pierce: "Um...." *awkwardly looks downwards*
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Francis: "Hey I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But you're really hot!
So sex me maybe?"
16. A drunken [8] comes nyumbani and finds [1] in kitanda with [11]. How does [8] react?
*Amy rolls in on the two of them*
Hazel: "It isn't what it looks like!"
Yasmin: *turns deep red*
Amy: "You guys are reaaaaaaallly cute together. Like, Mario and Princess peach, pichi cute. Actually, scratch that. Bad comparison. Did wewe know peach, pichi and Bowser actually had an affair? That's why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach."
Hazel and Yasmin: *ignore her*
17. Is a sweet upendo scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Maylene: "Luuuuuuccccyyyy!" :D "I made wewe a cake!" *hands her disgusting cake that's made of mud and rocks*
Lucy: "That is sooo............. uhh...... cute...."
Maylene: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
18. [7] and [4] are uchungu, chungu rivals. What made them rivals?
Pierce: "You can get any girl at this school, why do wewe want Miranda?"
Francis: "Miranda obviously likes it dirty! Have wewe seen her eyes? wewe can tell just be looking at those things that she's undressing me with her eyes!"
Pierce: "................ fifty bucks says I can hookup with her before wewe can,"
Francis: "Deal!"
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Shayla: "Wellll........?"
Yasmin: "No."
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] au [5]?
Francis: "You know, sleeping with wewe when I'm a girl is waaaaay better then sleeping with wewe when I'm a guy! It's a wonder wewe haven't turned lesbian yet!"
Chloe: "Why do wewe talk?"
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] au [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Pierce: "My boy Dayton. Sorry Carter, I'd be too scared you'd try and rape me during the night."
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Yasmin: "Sorry Hazel, but Dayton's freaking adorable<3333" *fangirl crush*
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Lucy: "Little girl who forces me to eat mud au gay boy? Dammit. Couldn't I just live alone?"
24. [7] falls in upendo with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Pierce: "I should've known. It seems no girls like me back nowadays."