EVERYBODY LINE UP AND GET ON THE GROUND NOW!! IT’S THE POLICE! I KNOW WHAT wewe DID LAST WE- Lol I’m just messing with your mind parts, IT’S PART THREE
RULES. RULES EVERYWHERE...
wewe have to answer everything, wewe CHEATER! :stare:
2. Link back to the original thing (THIS. NOT THE inayofuata DEVIATION, au THE ONE BEFORE .THIS. ONE. :stare:)
3. TAG SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS. THAT IS IF wewe HAVE ANY. IF NOT, THEN GO TO THE bila mpangilio DEVIANT THINGY. BOOHOO, TOUGH LUCK, IT’S A RULE. O-O
4. maoni on this and link to the one wewe filled out if wewe do it, AND MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE wewe TAG DO IT. Pretty please :meow:
5. NO PEEKING AT THE maswali BEFORE HAND I
6. Use your own characters, au if wewe don’t have characters, use characters from a book/tv show/movie/comic/whatever wewe people use to entertain yourselves, au with the permission of the owner, someone else’s character.
DOES THISO MAKE SENSO AMIGO?! Didn’t know I could speak spanish did ya? ;D (I’m sorry if I offend anyone who speaks spanish, I’m just joking around ;-; )
I, fellow deviants, have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like Edward Cullen. If wewe follow these rules all the way through, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if wewe don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat your tater tots.
KAPISH?! CLEAR? EL CLEARO?! YES?! THEN GET DOWN THERE AND ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTIONS, SOLDIER!!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTERS BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THOSE TATER TOTS!
1. Kendall
2. Jamie
3. Gabe
4. Geo
5. Percy
6. Reese
7. Boxxy
8. Paige
9. Dylan
10. Gavin
1. I’ve missed wewe dearly. I waited for wewe when wewe left. In your closet. Your clothes smell like tide. It’s just wonderful. OvO ANYWAY! For swali number one: Characters Five and Eight just accidentally killed The Doctor!!! Turns out, Ten hardcore fangirls over The Doctor, and just found his body. How does Ten react when Seven walks in eating cheetos and says bowties are lame? ((wtf?))
Gavin: FUCK wewe BOXXY!
Boxxy: ;-; EEEEEEEEEEEE! *cries and runs away*
Gavin: eue *adjusts bow tie*
2. Character Two just got a new puppy, and Nine hates dogs. How does Nine react, along with everyone else?
Jamie: Who is a cute little puupy. ^3^ *pets the dog*
Dylan: .n.
Jamie: What?
Dylan: *shanks Jamie*
Six just asked One where babies come from. Results?
Kendall: >:D
Reese: .3.
Kendall: Well, babies come from sticking a dick into a vagina. Then mayo squirts out everywhere! Then man is like, "LICK THIS SHIT OFF ME BITCH!" And the woman licks it off, after she licks it the woman is like "MY TUMMY HURT! FEED ME HOE!", and the man says, "BITCH, IS wewe ON YO PERIOD?", and the woman says, "FUCK YOU, I'M PREGNANT!" And that is how babies are made.
Reese: :OO
4. How bad is Three’s temper when they’re on their period/meriod (man period)?
Gabe: I don't approve of this question... -3-
Me: stfu Gabe
5. Everyone except for Seven and Two go to see The Hunger Games. As soon as Seven walks in, two tackles them and they begin to make out like crazy. Why does Six call them cruel, and why are Nine and Ten sobbing onto each others shoulders?
Reese: wewe CRUEL MUTHA FUCKAS!
Jamie: I swear it wasn't me! It was my twin brother!
Dylan: *crying* Tom will be depressed.
Gavin: I know right! *sob sob*
6. I just falcon, kozi punched One in the left buttock. COME AT ME ONE!! Hey! Don’t blame me! They called alisema that I didn’t have any class >_>
Kendall: o.e Who the fuck are you?
7. Eight goes out for a drink at their inayopendelewa bar because they’re lonely, and find Ten drunk. Why?
Paige: Gavin, what the hell?
Gavin: Will wewe have sex with me Paige? *tries to kiss Paige*
Paige: *slaps him* I have a boyfriend >:U
8. Characters Two, Four, Six, Seven, and Nine find an old, abandoned house at midnight before it’s about to storm, and Four keeps pushing everyone to go inside. Who reacts what way, and what happens when the go inside?
Geo: JUST GO IN! :U
Dylan: hee hee...thats what she said.
Reese: Dude...just no...
Boxxy: NOOOO! ITS DARK AND SPOOKY IN THERE! D:
Jamie: This is scarier then the time Tom spooned his eyes out.. e-e
9. Character Five, I thought we agreed on today! It’s the deadline! :stare:
Percy: OH NO! I'M SORREH! WHAT DO wewe WANT ME TO DO! D:
10. Character Two chugs 17 bottles of Five saa Energy. How bad is this on a scale from 1-10?
Jamie: omgomgomg! Thisislikesomuchfun! Letsdolike1600000000jumpingjacks! *starts doing jumping jacks* this is so fun!
11. TIME FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FANGIRL DESIGNED YAOI!!! :la: >;D Give us two pairings!!! (Keep it clean, you!! :stare:)
uhm..idek.
12. Who, out of everyone, (and yes, I mean everyone ) hates who? Who does 4 hate, who does 5 hate, etc. Then give us a nice, long, juicy argument!
Kendall: I hate no one :D
Jamie: Victoria, I HATE THE MUTHA FUKKEN HOE! I'm just joking c:
Gabe: I hate everyone e-e...except Luke..He's pretty cool.
Geo: Well, I don't exactly hate her, but sometimes Ellie scares me when she threatens to shoot me.
Percy: I HATE NO ONE C:
Me: stfu Percy
Fuck this swali .n.
13. Everyone decides to go out to eat, courtesy of Five, to Red Lobster. How does it go?
Percy: chakula FIGHT!
Long story short, they get kicked out the restaurant
14. TEN JUST FOUND OUT THE HAVE A SECRET IDENTICAL TWIN WHO WANTS THEM DEAD AND- OH MY GOODNESS, LOOK AT THAT KITTY!!!!! :la: :dummy:
Gavin: .n. WHAT DID I DO?
15. Three just broke into your house, ate all your bacon, and is now attempting to stab you.
Me: bitch, kahaba wewe better back the fuck up.
Gabe: .n. I just wanted the bacon. *runs away*
16. All of your characters take a trip to Hawaii, and while Eight and Nine go swimming, Four goes around trying to find an ice cream stand because they won’t shut up about food, Seven plays pattycake with the nearby dolphins because they can speak to animals, Ten is burying Three in sand, and we don’t know what the rest of them are doing. What are they doing? ;D
Reese: Percy! NO! Don't stick it in there!
Percy: Why not?
Reese: Who sticks a fork into a hotel room outlet?
Percy: Me c:
Jamie: *showering..idek*
Kendall: *sleeping and dreaming about Serenity*
17. One buys Ten Bieber tickets. Is this a troll, au a favor?
Everyone: Fuck wewe Gavin
Gavin D':
18. WE’VE BEEN SPOTTED!!! WE’VE BEEN CAUGHT! MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!!!! EVERYONE, TAKE ALL THE NUTELLA wewe CAN AND GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!
Boxxy: OMG WE ARE GETTING CHOCOLATE? :D
Paige: No chokoleti for Boxxy.
Geo: Yeah, we'll pass
Boxxy: >:U
19. How would Eight react if Nine broke their iPhone?
Dylan: Hehehe, my bad
Paige: ARGH! wewe BROKE MY IPHONE!
Dylan: it was an accident!
Paige: *slaps Dylan*
20. BRING IT IN!!! EVERYBODY!!!! EVEN THE ONES THAT HATE ME!!
Gabe: Fuck you. *runs away*
Percy: I WANT A HUG! *hugs*
WELP, now that you’re done, do your OC’s feel any different about me than last time? :la:
We hope wewe had fun during your visit!!! :la: The institution of torturing your OC’s, now selling vitabu about torturing your OC’s at home! We upendo you... OvO MMKAY. BAI.
Gabe: Nope I still hate you.
Paige: Me too.
Kendall: None of us were here last time
Percy: Yeah ;-; BUT I LIKE YOU
RULES. RULES EVERYWHERE...
wewe have to answer everything, wewe CHEATER! :stare:
2. Link back to the original thing (THIS. NOT THE inayofuata DEVIATION, au THE ONE BEFORE .THIS. ONE. :stare:)
3. TAG SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS. THAT IS IF wewe HAVE ANY. IF NOT, THEN GO TO THE bila mpangilio DEVIANT THINGY. BOOHOO, TOUGH LUCK, IT’S A RULE. O-O
4. maoni on this and link to the one wewe filled out if wewe do it, AND MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE wewe TAG DO IT. Pretty please :meow:
5. NO PEEKING AT THE maswali BEFORE HAND I
6. Use your own characters, au if wewe don’t have characters, use characters from a book/tv show/movie/comic/whatever wewe people use to entertain yourselves, au with the permission of the owner, someone else’s character.
DOES THISO MAKE SENSO AMIGO?! Didn’t know I could speak spanish did ya? ;D (I’m sorry if I offend anyone who speaks spanish, I’m just joking around ;-; )
I, fellow deviants, have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like Edward Cullen. If wewe follow these rules all the way through, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if wewe don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat your tater tots.
KAPISH?! CLEAR? EL CLEARO?! YES?! THEN GET DOWN THERE AND ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTIONS, SOLDIER!!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTERS BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THOSE TATER TOTS!
1. Kendall
2. Jamie
3. Gabe
4. Geo
5. Percy
6. Reese
7. Boxxy
8. Paige
9. Dylan
10. Gavin
1. I’ve missed wewe dearly. I waited for wewe when wewe left. In your closet. Your clothes smell like tide. It’s just wonderful. OvO ANYWAY! For swali number one: Characters Five and Eight just accidentally killed The Doctor!!! Turns out, Ten hardcore fangirls over The Doctor, and just found his body. How does Ten react when Seven walks in eating cheetos and says bowties are lame? ((wtf?))
Gavin: FUCK wewe BOXXY!
Boxxy: ;-; EEEEEEEEEEEE! *cries and runs away*
Gavin: eue *adjusts bow tie*
2. Character Two just got a new puppy, and Nine hates dogs. How does Nine react, along with everyone else?
Jamie: Who is a cute little puupy. ^3^ *pets the dog*
Dylan: .n.
Jamie: What?
Dylan: *shanks Jamie*
Six just asked One where babies come from. Results?
Kendall: >:D
Reese: .3.
Kendall: Well, babies come from sticking a dick into a vagina. Then mayo squirts out everywhere! Then man is like, "LICK THIS SHIT OFF ME BITCH!" And the woman licks it off, after she licks it the woman is like "MY TUMMY HURT! FEED ME HOE!", and the man says, "BITCH, IS wewe ON YO PERIOD?", and the woman says, "FUCK YOU, I'M PREGNANT!" And that is how babies are made.
Reese: :OO
4. How bad is Three’s temper when they’re on their period/meriod (man period)?
Gabe: I don't approve of this question... -3-
Me: stfu Gabe
5. Everyone except for Seven and Two go to see The Hunger Games. As soon as Seven walks in, two tackles them and they begin to make out like crazy. Why does Six call them cruel, and why are Nine and Ten sobbing onto each others shoulders?
Reese: wewe CRUEL MUTHA FUCKAS!
Jamie: I swear it wasn't me! It was my twin brother!
Dylan: *crying* Tom will be depressed.
Gavin: I know right! *sob sob*
6. I just falcon, kozi punched One in the left buttock. COME AT ME ONE!! Hey! Don’t blame me! They called alisema that I didn’t have any class >_>
Kendall: o.e Who the fuck are you?
7. Eight goes out for a drink at their inayopendelewa bar because they’re lonely, and find Ten drunk. Why?
Paige: Gavin, what the hell?
Gavin: Will wewe have sex with me Paige? *tries to kiss Paige*
Paige: *slaps him* I have a boyfriend >:U
8. Characters Two, Four, Six, Seven, and Nine find an old, abandoned house at midnight before it’s about to storm, and Four keeps pushing everyone to go inside. Who reacts what way, and what happens when the go inside?
Geo: JUST GO IN! :U
Dylan: hee hee...thats what she said.
Reese: Dude...just no...
Boxxy: NOOOO! ITS DARK AND SPOOKY IN THERE! D:
Jamie: This is scarier then the time Tom spooned his eyes out.. e-e
9. Character Five, I thought we agreed on today! It’s the deadline! :stare:
Percy: OH NO! I'M SORREH! WHAT DO wewe WANT ME TO DO! D:
10. Character Two chugs 17 bottles of Five saa Energy. How bad is this on a scale from 1-10?
Jamie: omgomgomg! Thisislikesomuchfun! Letsdolike1600000000jumpingjacks! *starts doing jumping jacks* this is so fun!
11. TIME FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FANGIRL DESIGNED YAOI!!! :la: >;D Give us two pairings!!! (Keep it clean, you!! :stare:)
uhm..idek.
12. Who, out of everyone, (and yes, I mean everyone ) hates who? Who does 4 hate, who does 5 hate, etc. Then give us a nice, long, juicy argument!
Kendall: I hate no one :D
Jamie: Victoria, I HATE THE MUTHA FUKKEN HOE! I'm just joking c:
Gabe: I hate everyone e-e...except Luke..He's pretty cool.
Geo: Well, I don't exactly hate her, but sometimes Ellie scares me when she threatens to shoot me.
Percy: I HATE NO ONE C:
Me: stfu Percy
Fuck this swali .n.
13. Everyone decides to go out to eat, courtesy of Five, to Red Lobster. How does it go?
Percy: chakula FIGHT!
Long story short, they get kicked out the restaurant
14. TEN JUST FOUND OUT THE HAVE A SECRET IDENTICAL TWIN WHO WANTS THEM DEAD AND- OH MY GOODNESS, LOOK AT THAT KITTY!!!!! :la: :dummy:
Gavin: .n. WHAT DID I DO?
15. Three just broke into your house, ate all your bacon, and is now attempting to stab you.
Me: bitch, kahaba wewe better back the fuck up.
Gabe: .n. I just wanted the bacon. *runs away*
16. All of your characters take a trip to Hawaii, and while Eight and Nine go swimming, Four goes around trying to find an ice cream stand because they won’t shut up about food, Seven plays pattycake with the nearby dolphins because they can speak to animals, Ten is burying Three in sand, and we don’t know what the rest of them are doing. What are they doing? ;D
Reese: Percy! NO! Don't stick it in there!
Percy: Why not?
Reese: Who sticks a fork into a hotel room outlet?
Percy: Me c:
Jamie: *showering..idek*
Kendall: *sleeping and dreaming about Serenity*
17. One buys Ten Bieber tickets. Is this a troll, au a favor?
Everyone: Fuck wewe Gavin
Gavin D':
18. WE’VE BEEN SPOTTED!!! WE’VE BEEN CAUGHT! MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!!!! EVERYONE, TAKE ALL THE NUTELLA wewe CAN AND GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!
Boxxy: OMG WE ARE GETTING CHOCOLATE? :D
Paige: No chokoleti for Boxxy.
Geo: Yeah, we'll pass
Boxxy: >:U
19. How would Eight react if Nine broke their iPhone?
Dylan: Hehehe, my bad
Paige: ARGH! wewe BROKE MY IPHONE!
Dylan: it was an accident!
Paige: *slaps Dylan*
20. BRING IT IN!!! EVERYBODY!!!! EVEN THE ONES THAT HATE ME!!
Gabe: Fuck you. *runs away*
Percy: I WANT A HUG! *hugs*
WELP, now that you’re done, do your OC’s feel any different about me than last time? :la:
We hope wewe had fun during your visit!!! :la: The institution of torturing your OC’s, now selling vitabu about torturing your OC’s at home! We upendo you... OvO MMKAY. BAI.
Gabe: Nope I still hate you.
Paige: Me too.
Kendall: None of us were here last time
Percy: Yeah ;-; BUT I LIKE YOU
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