Me:* puts phone on ear*
Lh: calling Mrs Bing
Me: please I'm not married to a moron
Candy: *texting me saying Mrs obsessed*
Me: *text back*not obsessing over u honey
Sweeney: *taps me*hey shy lady
Me: not shy no zaidi dear
*next day*
Me : *reading*
Noel: yo Nerd
Me: never a nerd to *knocks him out*knock u out so baby tear out
Kushy:hey hoe
Me: *looks around* what did u call me dear sorry i thought wewe were talking about your moms text me Mrs Bing but im not call me obsessed I was obsessed with the nigga Chris call me shy I might kick u one time call me the nerd I blow u and your jembe, hoe up but mark my words call me the jembe, hoe omg your house got bomb bitch, kahaba now say it one zaidi time I blow your brains on the ground until u bleed out