"Don't wewe people knock?!"

Joe: Yes I made it on the plane!

*Joes phone rings everybody stares at him*

Joe: Umm exuse me *On the phone in the bathroom*

Greg: Hey, it's Greg

Joe: hujambo Greg whats wrong???

Greg: Theres good news and theres bad news

Joe: Give me the good news first

Greg: The good news is I found out what the patatients names are 'Tyler' and 'Lindsay' Ahhh I upendo that name Lindsay

Joe: No time to drewl over the name...wait did wewe say Lindsay???

Greg: Yep

Joe: Ok now whats the bad news???

Greg: The bad news is..... if wewe don't get the medicane before March 15 at 12:00 am they will umm not be here anymore. So hurry...

It was St Valentines Day. I opened the locket and saw letter with hearts I started to read.


I wake filled with thoughts of you. Your portrait and the intoxicating evening which we spent yesterday have left my senses in turmoil.
Sweet incomparable Josephina, what a strange effect wewe have on my heart!
Are wewe angry?
Do I see wewe looking sad? Are wewe worried? ...
My soul aches with sorrow, and there can be no rest for your lover; but is there still zaidi in store for me when, yielding to the profound feelings which overwhelm me, I draw from your lips, from your moyo a upendo which consumes me with...

*ringing phone*
Gwen: Hello. hujambo Courtney, what's up?
Courtney: Oh, nothing. Listen, there's this cool night bar, n' there's a different band every night. Wanna check it out?
Gwen: Yeah, sure.
Courtney: Great! Oh, and, Heather is coming too.
Gwen: Heather?
Courtney: Thought you'd say that, but, hey, give the girl a chance, i know she's hard to talk to sometimes.
Gwen: Ugh... okay. See wewe than. Bye.
*ding dong*
Her mom: Honey, can wewe get that, please?
Gwen: Okay.. *opens door and sees a man with flowers*
The guy: Hi, is your mom home?
Gwen: Sheee's not interested...
Her mom: John? What are wewe doing here?!.....

*Ringing ringing*
Duncan: What?!?!
Gwen: I... I'm sorry, are wewe in a rush...?
Duncan: This is the fifth time in this half hour.. I'm busy!!
Izzy:Mr. Duncan, as I can see you're spending zaidi time on the cell phone than working, please, your job is on risk...
Duncan: Wait a second.. Izzy, what the fuck are wewe doing here?! .. whoa!!!
*sees her with weird clothes and glasses*
Izzy: Excuse me?! Please, watch your language!.. I'm your new boss!..
Duncan: *Eyes wide open* But... who... this...
*showing weird signs with his hands*
Izzy: Stop imitading a chimpanzee and get back to work...
Duncan: But...
Gwen:...