Emmett's POV.
Believe me it's never easy to accept to go out for a tarehe with a whining girl like Bella when wewe know it'll cause wewe a WWE match...
I was strolling down the mitaani, mtaa when I heard a few people talking about the family that shifted in the neighborhood. Generally wewe won't find much of chattering going on
at this point of the siku but everyone just seemed to chant the name 'cullens' along with some other words like hawt, unnatural, beautiful and many other stupid stuff
that people used to describe Bella and Emmett (haha...that's me). I will have to look upon this family and get some insides about them. I heard that there were 6 of them.
I went back nyumbani and broke the news to Bella...which I guess wasn't a great idea. Everything was going right until I mentioned their name "Cullens" to her. She seemed
very disturbed after hearing that. At one point she even alisema that she was getting bored with this place and wanted to leave. Hmmm....I had to know what's cooking up.
"Hey...Bella, I'm going out for 'lunch'. Care to join?" I asked. She had apparently cancelled our tarehe and I mentally made a note to give her a gift for that. When I asked her if
she was okay she just alisema that she needed some air."No Emmett. I really want some time alone. wewe can go ahead with your plan." I simply shrugged. Good for me. It was a little
cold for an average Indian afternoon, but wewe can really not expect anything normal around here. People seemed really old fashioned. Women drape a six yard long sari, which
I actually thought quite hawt. It adds an edge to their curves. Back there in America women are really stick thin and bonny. But here wewe could see the curves. Not only women but
men also had a way of dressing. They were actually a blend of the western part of the world and the very famous Indian culture. Bella chose a really good place. It was near a forest
where almost all kinds of wanyama lived. I thoroughly enjoyed my afternoon's over here. It felt like home. Yes Emmett, you've Lost it. Now wewe feel like nyumbani in a jungle.You didn't need a better assurance---...what is that [sniff..sniff] Hmmm...bears..grizzly bears.My favourite. I had got my perfect snack for this evenings' WWE match.
I'm back and wud like to add some Indian masalas to my story. ;) What do u think???
Believe me it's never easy to accept to go out for a tarehe with a whining girl like Bella when wewe know it'll cause wewe a WWE match...
I was strolling down the mitaani, mtaa when I heard a few people talking about the family that shifted in the neighborhood. Generally wewe won't find much of chattering going on
at this point of the siku but everyone just seemed to chant the name 'cullens' along with some other words like hawt, unnatural, beautiful and many other stupid stuff
that people used to describe Bella and Emmett (haha...that's me). I will have to look upon this family and get some insides about them. I heard that there were 6 of them.
I went back nyumbani and broke the news to Bella...which I guess wasn't a great idea. Everything was going right until I mentioned their name "Cullens" to her. She seemed
very disturbed after hearing that. At one point she even alisema that she was getting bored with this place and wanted to leave. Hmmm....I had to know what's cooking up.
"Hey...Bella, I'm going out for 'lunch'. Care to join?" I asked. She had apparently cancelled our tarehe and I mentally made a note to give her a gift for that. When I asked her if
she was okay she just alisema that she needed some air."No Emmett. I really want some time alone. wewe can go ahead with your plan." I simply shrugged. Good for me. It was a little
cold for an average Indian afternoon, but wewe can really not expect anything normal around here. People seemed really old fashioned. Women drape a six yard long sari, which
I actually thought quite hawt. It adds an edge to their curves. Back there in America women are really stick thin and bonny. But here wewe could see the curves. Not only women but
men also had a way of dressing. They were actually a blend of the western part of the world and the very famous Indian culture. Bella chose a really good place. It was near a forest
where almost all kinds of wanyama lived. I thoroughly enjoyed my afternoon's over here. It felt like home. Yes Emmett, you've Lost it. Now wewe feel like nyumbani in a jungle.You didn't need a better assurance---...what is that [sniff..sniff] Hmmm...bears..grizzly bears.My favourite. I had got my perfect snack for this evenings' WWE match.
I'm back and wud like to add some Indian masalas to my story. ;) What do u think???
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the moyo with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the moyo with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever wewe can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When wewe go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what wewe will be doing in five dakika every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. barua pepe her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever wewe can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When wewe go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what wewe will be doing in five dakika every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. barua pepe her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
I have recently read a fanfiction story about bella getting sick with something and then she has to stay over at the cullens and all this weird stuff happens to her. Then she can't feel pain. Its not after breaking dawn is before when she is still human. I don't know what it is called. That is why i need your help inding the name of it au find out who wrote it. I like the story and i want to finish it. Please if anyone has seen au hear about this story please send me a message...My name is Brittany. My screen name is EBRCBrit. wewe can add me as a friend if wewe want!!!
Kind of how i picture Heavenly
Jacob vs Edward
Thanks for reading!
