1. Edward Cullen- There are some things money can’t buy. For all the rest there’s Edward Cullen.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … kombora, yamuua proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but wewe can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge wewe to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Wanyonya damu are forever.
11. Only a vampire can upendo wewe forever.
12. Everyone can bite but Wanyonya damu bite the best.
13. When wewe tell us to bite you, wewe might not wake up.
14. We take our chajio, chakula cha jioni seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. wewe wonder why wewe don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do wewe think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the kondoo, mwana-kondoo uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your moyo out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have mbwa to keep safe. I have Wanyonya damu to keep me safe.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … kombora, yamuua proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but wewe can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge wewe to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Wanyonya damu are forever.
11. Only a vampire can upendo wewe forever.
12. Everyone can bite but Wanyonya damu bite the best.
13. When wewe tell us to bite you, wewe might not wake up.
14. We take our chajio, chakula cha jioni seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. wewe wonder why wewe don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do wewe think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the kondoo, mwana-kondoo uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your moyo out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have mbwa to keep safe. I have Wanyonya damu to keep me safe.
