1. Edward Cullen- There are some things money can’t buy. For all the rest there’s Edward Cullen.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … kombora, yamuua proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but wewe can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge wewe to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Wanyonya damu are forever.
11. Only a vampire can upendo wewe forever.
12. Everyone can bite but Wanyonya damu bite the best.
13. When wewe tell us to bite you, wewe might not wake up.
14. We take our chajio, chakula cha jioni seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. wewe wonder why wewe don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do wewe think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the kondoo, mwana-kondoo uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your moyo out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have mbwa to keep safe. I have Wanyonya damu to keep me safe.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … kombora, yamuua proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but wewe can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge wewe to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Wanyonya damu are forever.
11. Only a vampire can upendo wewe forever.
12. Everyone can bite but Wanyonya damu bite the best.
13. When wewe tell us to bite you, wewe might not wake up.
14. We take our chajio, chakula cha jioni seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. wewe wonder why wewe don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do wewe think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the kondoo, mwana-kondoo uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your moyo out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have mbwa to keep safe. I have Wanyonya damu to keep me safe.
Have wewe gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if wewe ever get used to them. They're not weird. I upendo them. I upendo each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best mashabiki that wewe can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - wewe know, night shoots - because Wanyonya damu like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. wewe know, the sekunde time around it's a little easier. wewe feel like wewe have like a little bit zaidi money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, wewe know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if wewe ever get used to them. They're not weird. I upendo them. I upendo each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best mashabiki that wewe can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - wewe know, night shoots - because Wanyonya damu like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. wewe know, the sekunde time around it's a little easier. wewe feel like wewe have like a little bit zaidi money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, wewe know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.