Mafuatano ya Twilight Article: La Bella Vita kwa JandMsMommy

posted by JandMsMommy

La Bella Vita--This is a one-shot that I am entering in the 'Mentalward' Contest on FF.net. I would post the story here, but the content is much too graphic.:-D
The story follows one siku in the life of a very disturbed Edward Cullen as he goes about his siku job. What is his siku job? You'll fine out!
It's rated M for creepiness, language, and disturbing imagery.
Hope wewe give it a chance, AND let me know what wewe think! Thanks! :-)

LINK----> link

JandMsMommy Read and review! :-)

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Edward Delicious

posted by Little_Cullen

My awesome 'other':

Edward wewe are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.

Tastier than any chokoleti cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.

Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, wewe know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.

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3. Just A Good Distraction

posted by genyva

ok this s a good one lol i hope wewe like it

3. Just A Good Distraction

Why am I still thinking about him? He left me he chose them not us. I don’t know how mom could just accept what he is doing to me. I have been away from him like this before I really want to feel his hot skin on mine. He use to call every night, but he hasn’t called all week and last week he called me twice. So much him for loving me.
I hadn’t slept well in a few days I looked up and it was 4:32 am may I can go talk to mom shell know what to do to help me get over this.
“Mom...

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McKenzie Cullen- Prologue

posted by Twilight597

ok so i started a new one because i just thought of this idea and it just came to me and i thought i should write it...so here wewe go... like my other story this one, first person to maoni gets the dedication for the inayofuata chapter...Dreamnapped will also be up today if you're wondering.

McKenzie Cullen

Prologue

I was uandishi in my journal when Mrs. Joan walked over to me and said, “McKenzie, I think your going nyumbani today.”

My eyes widened, “Really?” I asked, excitedly.

“Yes dear, a couple is looking for a young child. You’re the youngest here.” she said.

I jumped up off my kitanda and...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 25

posted by sasie_katje88

picture below :D

Bella's pov

“I’m not planning to wear this at school, but don’t wewe agree I look hot in this dress” I alisema and turned myself towards the mirror again. When suddenly Edward grabbed my hand and dragged my back into the closet, closing the door behind him.
“What, I’m just joking” I alisema serious
“Bella, I don’t want wewe to go to school, I want wewe to come with me to Italy” He alisema slowly
“Italy? Why do I want to go to Italy. We have class in less then 2 hours” I alisema back while looking for something else to wear.
“I’m not going to class, Bella and neither...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 20

posted by sasie_katje88

i'm still at work so i'm going to put a story up from this computer. so if there are mistakes i'm really sorry because this computer don't tell me if i made one :D Enjoy

Bella's pov

“Bella, Bella” I heard Alice yell with joy while running towards me.
“I’m so glad that your staying here for a couple days now we can dress each other” she alisema smiling.
“Oh, wow, Alice. I can’t wait, i’m so overjoy” I alisema sarcastic while looking at Edward so he could save me.
“I think Bella would upendo to Alice” he alisema laughing. I just couldn’t believe he just did that to me.
I lowered my shield...

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A new chapter 11

posted by jamiesue00

Bella and I arrived back at the Cullen house; everyone was waiting for us in the living room. “So, Esme told wewe two to leave too. Nice to know we weren’t the only ones to be banished from the Black house.”Rose alisema with a smirk on her face. “I don’t understand, why does Esme think she can help Ness better than anyone else?” I was so confused but happy that someone might get through to her. Carlisle told me the story of how Esme’s baby had died when it was just a few days old. Then how she was so depressed she jumped off a cliff. I had no idea that Esme has gone through so much....

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Chapter Five: Charlie

posted by UchihaYuki

“Bella!!” Alice chimed from the front door, “Come on!, Charlie’s waiting for us!,”
“Yeah, yeah..I’m coming Alice..” I yelled from Nessie’s room. Alice had planed a visit with Charlie, she wanted him to be able to see Nessie every once in a wile, and I now had enough
self control so I could be around Charlie a lot more, Jacob too.. I missed him, I hadn’t seen him
in almost two months... He didn’t smell the same as he did when I was human, his smell kind of burned my nose when I was with him, I guess that’s another reason why Edward doesn’t like him... I hoped I’d get...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 16

posted by CharmedVamp101

My eyes unfocused, I was reminiscing that night that I proposed to Bella. I remember how in upendo we were, au at least how in upendo I thought we were. Was I ready for this to happen? I didn't know.
"Edward? Be honest, if wewe don't want to marry me, then tell me, but I would really appreciate it if wewe alisema something."
I focused back on her, realizing my mouth was open. I was determined to make this sound right.
"I'm not saying no, but are wewe sure wewe want to?"
I watched her expression as she thought. I needed to understand her.
"I definitely want to. I mean, I upendo you, I've had experience dating,...

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Esme Cullen Bio.

posted by Brown_x_Eyes

Esme Cullen (born Esme Platt and later Esme Evenson) is Carlisle Cullen's wife and the adoptive mother of Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper. She enjoys restoring old houses and her physical age is 26. She has no special power, but has a strong ability to upendo passionately. Esme is described as being 5 ft 6 in (1.7 m) with caramel-colored hair; she also has a heart-shaped face with dimples, and her figure is slender, but rounded and soft. Esme was born in 1895 in Columbus, Ohio, where she was treated at the age of 16 kwa Carlisle after breaking her leg when climbing a tree. She married...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 13

posted by CharmedVamp101

After she was safely asleep, I went back to talk with my family.
"Can wewe guys just all go on a hunting trip for now. I need to talk to Liz and I don't want interuptions. I'm sure we can talk through this, but it would be most helpful if we were alone. I'm not trying to exclude you. Please let us alone until Monday, if we're don't get through this, she can stay, I will go."
"No, Edward, we don't want wewe to go,"Esme complained.
"I will, I already made her leave her apartment. She has no where else to go."
"Where will wewe go?"
"I will head up to Denali."
"Then we will go with you, we will let her...

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bella leaves edward (bella loves Jacob)

posted by doggy123

bella: edward we need to talk.................................................

edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't upendo wewe and i never have. the only reason why i married wewe was cuz wewe have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need wewe anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i alisema goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.

and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 9

posted by CharmedVamp101

When we got off the plane, the first thing I noticed was that it was raining. The sekunde thing I noticed was the reception of beautiful, godlike people waiting for us. Well, waiting for Edward.
"Edward,"a tall brunette called. She had the same pale skin and golden eyes that Edward had, but her hair was the color of auborn. I loved it. She looked like a modern siku snow white.
Next to her stood a golden haired angel. He smiled widely at Edward. Then turned to look at me. I smiled tentatively back at him.
A small girl with black spikes ran up to Edward and gave him a huge hug. She was shorter than...

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10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

posted by meeek

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming wewe have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts....

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10 Ways to Annoy Bella swan

posted by meeek

10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.

Source: link

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My vampire story PLEASE maoni CH 2!!!

posted by noodles3378

Chapter 2

    I was hyperventilating as my Angel walked past me on to his first class. He walked into the door of Mr. Emmi’s class, which was also my first class. I learned that my angels name is Stefan . His sisters names were Colleen and Carmen. His brothers, Jacob and Leo.
    His voice was heavenly. Sweet and daring. He walked to the last empty desk. It was beside me. I moved my mfuko wa fedha, mfuko from off the desktop and smiled at him politely. His answering smile made me hyperventilate again. I could have sworn I heard him chuckle.
    We...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 5

posted by CharmedVamp101

I rushed into my apartment and took a nice hot kuoga to relax. I had to be careful though because I didn't want to get my cast wet. Then I got out and I had to get the perfect outfit for my tarehe tonight. It had been a long time since I'd thought au alisema that word. Date.
I put on a dress I designed and put together myself back in high school, which still fit. It was mid-thy length with a collar, alama that shaped the breasts and 2 spaghetti, tambi straps on both sides. It was deep violet. I also put on silver strappy high heels. I put some diamonds on, they were my grandmother's. I grabbed my silver clutch...

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Lust CHAPTER SEVEN part two of two

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

LUST
by:BuffyFaithfan1
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CHAPTER SEVEN: BAD INFLUENCES...
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"Wondering why your shield can't work Bella?" A girl's voice from the back room asked.
"Yeah! And who are you?" I asked. The two members going for the kill stopped and cleared out of the way as a girl walked up in a jean koti, jacket and black leather pants.
"Well, my name is Ili and I can totally block any body's power. Including yours!" Ili alisema and she walked toward me and the two Going-For-The-Kill members went back to what they were doing. They leaned in to there necks, and Ili grabbed my arms...

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Storyteller-CHAPTER NINE-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

PEOPLE ALWAYS LEAVE

Storyteller
by:BuffyFaithfan1
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CHAPTER NINE: Life Comes At wewe Fast...So Dont Blink!...
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PREVIOUSLY ON Storyteller:
"So, are we really free? From The Fear? Are we actually gone from that place?" I asked in surprise.
"Yes, Kandice. We are. Were free! But that doesnt mean we can stop to smell the roses here. It just means that we need to get away from here as possible. And as far! So, where do wewe NEED au WANT to go?" He asked me.
"Well, theres a kick! Where are we?" I asked back.
"Missouri! We are in Kansas City, Missouri. And we need to go somewhere....

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-Chapter Four-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

I'm a winner!

******************* Lust********************
Chapter Four: Fight! Fight! Fight! PART TWO...
**************By: BuffyFaithfan1*****************
I watched the water spray against the side of the boat, and against my face, as we headed to our car. I saw my reflection and saw a different me then usual. I then remembered when Edward alisema to me...
"And so the lion fell in upendo with the lamb...." he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
"What a stupid lamb," I sighed.
"What a sick, masochistic lion." He stared into the shadowy forest for a long moment, and I wondered where...

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Storyteller-Chapter six-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

People Always Lie! Mom? Dad? Peyton?

STORYTELLER
by: BuffyFaithfan1
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Chapter Six: It's About Power!...
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I looked at the horrified eyes of Mile, and he wanted to save me but he didnt have enough time to. Mandy swung the kisu at my gut and I felt something cold hit me like thunder. I was now on the floor and was curious on how I got here and what just happened. I looked up at Mandy and saw her still gripping the kisu like she just gutted something but I didnt see who au what it was till I then noticed Mile on the sharp end of the knife....