La Bella Vita--This is a one-shot that I am entering in the 'Mentalward' Contest on FF.net. I would post the story here, but the content is much too graphic.:-D
The story follows one siku in the life of a very disturbed Edward Cullen as he goes about his siku job. What is his siku job? You'll fine out!
It's rated M for creepiness, language, and disturbing imagery.
Hope wewe give it a chance, AND let me know what wewe think! Thanks! :-)
LINK----> link
The story follows one siku in the life of a very disturbed Edward Cullen as he goes about his siku job. What is his siku job? You'll fine out!
It's rated M for creepiness, language, and disturbing imagery.
Hope wewe give it a chance, AND let me know what wewe think! Thanks! :-)
LINK----> link
Okay, no hate comments. I made it in an answer on the bila mpangilio spot, and I thought it'd be fun to share!
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The inayofuata day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The siku after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen au my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The inayofuata day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The siku after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen au my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!