Twilight unlike Harry Potter has SEX. something to get a mature reader into.
Twilight unlike Harry Potter started from a dream. Inspiring dreamers.
Twilight unlike Harry Potter shows real depression unlike Harry who always complains his parents died and he didnt even know them au when his uncle. au whoever died he was happy in a couple of days.
Bella she was really and truly depressed and HURT.
Twilight vitabu arent as long as Harry Potter vitabu wewe dont have to sit there and read page aftert page of nothingness
Twilight teaches us that we can be mature about bad situations and that we dont have to "fight" things out we can sit down and talk about things like mature adults.
Twilight teaches us that we dont have to fall in upendo with one person and stay in upendo with them for the rest of our lives. for example bella and edward and jacob :) she had choices. even though she had picked edward she CHOSE to do it.
Twilight teaches us the true value of love. yeah it might have lust in it. but its love.
Twilight has a happy ending no one dying and thats what a good book is always about.
and its just so fucking awesome
Twilight unlike Harry Potter started from a dream. Inspiring dreamers.
Twilight unlike Harry Potter shows real depression unlike Harry who always complains his parents died and he didnt even know them au when his uncle. au whoever died he was happy in a couple of days.
Bella she was really and truly depressed and HURT.
Twilight vitabu arent as long as Harry Potter vitabu wewe dont have to sit there and read page aftert page of nothingness
Twilight teaches us that we can be mature about bad situations and that we dont have to "fight" things out we can sit down and talk about things like mature adults.
Twilight teaches us that we dont have to fall in upendo with one person and stay in upendo with them for the rest of our lives. for example bella and edward and jacob :) she had choices. even though she had picked edward she CHOSE to do it.
Twilight teaches us the true value of love. yeah it might have lust in it. but its love.
Twilight has a happy ending no one dying and thats what a good book is always about.
and its just so fucking awesome
-Alice-
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had aliyopewa them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had aliyopewa them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that mbwa make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim wewe have imprinted. Say wewe upendo him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that mbwa make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim wewe have imprinted. Say wewe upendo him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.