Twilight Funnies

Ok I had the whole thing typed and my chihuahua walked across the keyboard and closed the window...so now I get to type it all again!! DANG IT!! OK well here we go AGAIN!! :)

End of Part 17
I went back to the couch, hearing Bella follow behind me. I reached my hand out to her and pulled her close to me.

"You look tired." I alisema as I examined her face.

"Yeah, near-death experiences do that to me...So, what does Carlisle think of wewe being here?" She asked, probing for information.

"He doesn't know. He and Esme were on a hunting trip when I left. I'll hear from him in a few days when he gets back."...

i'm feeling allot better, so here are 3 makala up like i promised :D ^_^enjoy

Bella's pov

“Bella, NO! DON’T! STOP!” Alice screamed from behind us. “your going to die, Bella” she alisema in panic and with sadness.
“Alice, what are wewe saying” Edward asked her worried and all concerned and upset too.
“She’s still to weak to fight the poison, I saw it, it’s going to kill her” Alice alisema in panic now.
“Alice, I’m kind of death already how can poison kill me, I thought Wanyonya damu only die ...” I started say before I was interrupted kwa Carlisle
“it’s not because your a vampire,...

I had to put this one up, I promised someone that I would put this one up..hope I do people proud :)

End of Part 13

I couldn't remember the last time I ate, and with Bella sitting on my lap, her blood so close I found myself starting to be distracted. I felt myself stiffen, the smell making my mouth flood.

"Oh." She alisema as she pulled herself away from me, sitting on the kitanda inayofuata to me. "Sorry."

"It's my own fault, It's been too long since I hunted. I shouldn't let myself get so thirsty. But I was in a bit of a hurry to get here." I alisema as I glared at her. "Speaking of which, would wewe like...

These are really funny facts about Jackson Rathbone many people have'n heard about him before! Enjoy!

1."I do a lot of photography, and some drawing. I try to jiunge both things."

2."I use to sleep with all my cloth and take it to the inayofuata day. Also my hair hasn't been cleaned out for five years. No, not really. But it hasn't since long time ago."

3."I play the bass. Is really irritant. And also I play the accordion. Those two things are really irritant. And also I play the Ukulele, that is also irritant, but Spencer kengele was the one that taught me how to play the Ukulele, an incredible musician."...

I threw the last piece of clothing in my drawer and groaned in frustration.
“Where the hell did it go?”
“Maybe wewe Lost it?” Edward suggested picking up my drawer and sliding it back into place.
“But wewe saw me put it in my jewellery box.” I pointed at my jewellery box, the drawers opened wide and the lid almost ripped off. “I haven’t worn it since Saturday.”
I threw myself on my kitanda and tried to smother myself with my mto but Edward’s hands lifted the mto before I could do any damage.
“Why are wewe over-reacting?” he asked smiling. “It’ll turn up.”
“I wanted...

enjoy ^_^

Bella's pov

We were at the house in a quick time and I noticed that Mason fell asleep in Edward’s arms. I opened the door and Edward walked gently to Mason’s room and laid him down on his bed. I waited till Edward came out of Mason’s room and I gave him a smile before I entered our bedroom, not a sekunde later he was behind me and closed the door. I was on my way to the bedroom when he fearfully grabbed my hand and pulled myself towards him, I had no time to react au his lips were already on mine.
He kissed me so strong and so sensational that my body started to go in overdrive,...

Chapter 4

They managed to get him out the door, the sounds of Jazz's growls still roaring into the house. Emmett still had him in his arms and was now walking around the house to the woods. I wasn't sure what was going on, but I saw Esme look back at the mess and then out the door before she walked out closing the door behind her.

"Edward, let me check her." Carlisle alisema as he walked over. Edward was still in a defensive stance and took a moment before he relaxed and let Carlisle close.

Her arm was very badly cut, I ran into the jikoni and grabbed a jikoni towel. I ran back to Carlisle...

Well i'm at the final part now, but it was getting to long so i sort of mgawanyiko, baidisha it up with 50.1 / 50.2 / 50.3. ^_^ maoni please and enjoy kusoma the final chapters of my story

Bella's pov

I heard a noise coming from the forest and I start focusing to found out who it was, then I saw Daniel coming out of the forest standing inayofuata to Leann.
I turned myself towards Daniel and Leann
“help them, carry them inside, I’ll clean up the mess” I alisema strong.
“Bella, what are wewe going to do” Daniel asked me with worried voice
“Don’t worry Daniel, I’m just a little hungry,” I alisema to him and...

Chapter 19: The Illusion of Normalcy
We waited on edge for something to develop but weeks went kwa and Aunt Alice didn’t have any visions regarding the Volturi and Sienna. She spent most of her free time in La Push with Seth au here at our house. She slept over my parent’s house a lot. If it were under better circumstances it would have been zaidi enjoyable it was kind of like having a sister. It was definitely nice to have someone in the house that was truly similar in age to me. It is peculiar for your parents and aunts and uncles to look as though they are the same age that wewe are; so...

Chapter 15: The Gloves come off (back to Nessie’s P.O.V.)

I woke up gasping for air. What a strange dream, I was with Jacob and the strange girl that is in the pictures that Sienna draws. She was with Seth the four of us were in the forest when all of a sudden the guys phased and threw us on to their backs and fled in terror, something evil was descending on us, I curled down onto Jacob as low as I could and held onto his fur, manyoya so that I wouldn’t fall. My hands brushed his face and he shuddered. I couldn’t tell if it was due to his own fear au to the fear that I had projected to him through...

hujambo guys, here's the inayofuata chapter. I'm not sure if i will continue this one much longer...unless I do a rose and emmett story. Sorry I didn't get this up last night, but here ya go.
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Recap:

I passed in and out of conciousness, trying to hold on like I had promised her. I remember one point where she stopped and put me down on the nyasi and I came too.

The surrounds were diffrent, it looked like we were just out side a town. The strange thing was that it was unlike any town that I had ever seen. There were many buildings that I could see from this...

Ok I was going to wait and do this on Friday, but I couldn't wait. I really like where this is going and it is fun to write :)

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"I hope wewe realize what all of this is doing to your mother. She has been crying for a while now, she knows now that your brother will make it but with every sound she fears that someone else is going to go out and try to find the bears." He said.

"I.....well. I don't know what to tell you, I tried telling wewe that I am sorry. I will talk to everyone tomorrow and tell them not to go out there if wewe think it would help."...

it's not a really big one, but i guess you'll all been waiting for this one :D Enjoy and again sorry for mistakes :-)

Bella's pov

The days past kwa very slowly, the only thing I was aloud to do was, eat, sleep and rest. I just hate staying in kitanda all the time but Edward and the other family members kept a close eye one me, not because I was dangerous but because of the size of my stomach. I was about 3 weeks and I looked like someone who was 8 au 9 months pregnant.
When I ate I still had these outburst, so I only ate once a day. But I didn’t care about that because the baby was big already and...

part 9 will be up tomorrow

Bella's pov

I woke up, still feeling his arms around me
“Did I fall a sleep” I asked him confused. “I thought Wanyonya damu can’t sleep”
“yes wewe did fall a sleep and no Wanyonya damu don’t sleep, but it’s probably because you’re pregnant and very tired that wewe did” he alisema back
“How long did I sleep then” asking him but still looking outside.
“about 7 hours I guess” he alisema back
“It’s so strange, I don’t feel like a vampire right now” Are wewe sure wewe made me one” I laughed a little and looked at him and saw him laughing too
“yes of course...

Home-Lillian

OW! I yelped as I closed my finger on the car door. “DAMN, DAMN, DAMN OWWWWWW!”
Everyone and I mean everyone across the reservations school grounds starred. “Great” I whispered to myself sarcastically. Haven’t been back in two years, and I already found a way to embarrass myself. I wasn’t really looking mbele to my first siku back; considering I was now of age to attend high school against my will. O well, only one and a half years to go I thought. At least I had College to look mbele too. And even better, being back to my Marafiki and family.
    I...

Perhaps if I had not so tightly clutched the rose, its thorns would not have pierced my flesh so deeply.

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The creeping vines finally reached the branch on where I sat. They touched my cheek and gently wiped my tears away. I realized there were two options left for me: Either I sit still and ignore the pain au gather enough courage and walk away. I sighed. I could not do either one.

“I’ll be okay.” I whispered softly in the dark. I hoped that could be true.

I looked around me. Every tree’s leaves droop. Every single maua, ua bowed on the ground. My sorrow permeates the stillness of...

Warning: Thist is just my ndoto coming through. And some information to you; the story plays before Bella became a Vampire and there is no Nessie in sight. So its just for our little Jacob's sake, he needs some luving.

...and so the story goes on

Right into it
I was alive, zaidi than the past few months. I was able to sleep and zaidi important i was willing to face the world. And why? All happened two days ago, when i had only one wish: To forget. But instead of that, my pain got washed away kwa a human girl. I didnt know her name, and i wasnt sure if i ever got a chance ot find out.- but she was...

Blood Lust
by: BuffyFaithfan1
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"...6 billions people! 6 billion souls! And sometimes, all wewe need is one!"-Peyton Sawyer from OneTreeHill...
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I walked out onto the deck after the credits rolled. Edward went to put the movie away and as I stared into the depths of the blue...

Unfortunately there was another week of exams to suffer. Again, Edward locked me in my room and wouldn’t let me leave unless I needed a human moment. Now, I wouldn’t have minded if Edward had locked me in my room alone with him but we were doing zaidi revision which I did mind. I could think of other things I’d rather be doing with Edward in my locked bedroom.
“Can wewe please focus on this past exam paper, Kayla?” Edward scolded me when my mind strayed to zaidi fun things my imagination told me I could be doing.
“Edward, I’m bored!” I threw my pen down on the desk. “I have to...

I tried to do as many activities as I could during the day. The exhaustion and weariness did not stop me from cramming my day’s schedule full. I was exhausted and weary because the tears and the pain came with a vengeance during the nights – cold, starless, lonely nights without the upendo of my life.

Jacob starred in my dreams every night. His face haunted me relentlessly. I always woke up in the middle of the night shaking with sobs. My parents rushed to my room and tried to console me during the first few weeks until I begged them not to. I quickly learned to muffle my sobs in the gushing...