Robert Pattinson on Remember set

Chapter 4
All the Cullens were dumbstruck kwa Carlisle’s revelation. “Why are wewe only telling us of this now Carlisle?” asked Esme. “Like I said, triggers only exists in some vampires, I never thought it would be to one of us. It is very rare. Someone should go and check on Edward.” Alice was the first to jump up to go in tafuta for Edward. She had always had so much faith in Bella and Edward’s relationship but with this new revelation she had some doubts. ‘Their upendo is strong’ Alice thought to herself, ‘why am I not having a vision?’ Alice berated herself as she pushed...

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Seth’s Pov
Zooey and our family went to my birthday party. We opened my presents I got new clothes and stuff for my room. Zooey drew me a picture of me in my human form and mbwa mwitu form. It was so good and she gave me a Quileute/ Witch/ Gypsy mkufu that Quileute witch’s gypsy women give to their mates to onyesha much they upendo them which made me feel even happier. I want to know what Zooey alisema to her ancestors to make me come back to life but I’m glad because I would never forgive myself if I left and hurt her. Alice yelled “Cake time!” And everyone was around...

So, before I copy and paste part three many of wewe may have heard about the video shown at comic con in San Diego and I have happened to have found the link to the sekunde video so here: link for those who have already seen it somewhere else great! But for those who haven't...well there it is! And don't tell me this blah blah blah that it's bad and spoiling the movie, if wewe don't want to see it, wewe don't have to. Here's the link to part two: link for those who haven't read part two and the link to the first one is on that page. Now sorry for the long introduction heres part three, yes I wrote...

I have decided to write a new version on Twilight. This one isn't as sappy, goody goody, au so emo at some points. don't get me wrong! I upendo me some twilight! but wewe all have to agree, there are some parts that are too sappy, too emo, and too goody goody :) I am planning on doing all vitabu so here is the first "Sunrise" (get it..sunrise..twilight..yeah? no? ok) So...Here wewe go:)
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"Bella, could wewe come to the front. Bella, the front." Mike Newton's voice echoed through the store.
"Excuse me." I smiled apoligeticly at the couple I was helping...