Edward & Bella

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if wewe "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that wewe upendo him.
18....

yea i made the title to be something a little less opinionated, and zaidi open to other peoples opinon. so if wewe agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! wewe have got a serious problem, and wewe are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged kwa a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded kwa danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her upendo for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one zaidi decision to make: life au death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series kwa Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

Thankyou so much to soo many people. wewe have really helped. i know its not much but its going to gett interesting at the school ;) romance for Harley. Danger. Immortality. Unexpected visits. Death. Cantt wait ot write it!


‘School? Harley? Are wewe sure? There’s no rush atall. It’s pretty easy actually. Our brains can handle a lot zaidi information than an average humans can. I could teach wewe much zaidi than they do there.’ He just doesn’t get it does he?
‘Carlisle. I want the experience. I want to meet people and talk to someone other than a vampire. I mean, I upendo wewe all… it’s...

When we got nyumbani we all went to the back yard, we were going to practice fighting more. I didn't feel like fighting but I knew I needed to practice. I didn't like fighting my family but I knew if I wanted to be with them forever, I nedded the pratice. We only had a couple of days beofore the Volturi showed up. I wish it was longer, I was happy to see everyone on our side. I knew they would be, we're one big family. I knew if they were there for Nessie they would be there for Sawyer and I. Soon it was my chance to fight. I morphed into a couple of wanyama and than I finially caught Jasper. I...

renesmee pov

noah step out the room
my eyes follow him but jake grab my chin so i look at him his eyes were beautiful as always

"ness wewe know i upendo wewe right?"

o another hard converstion ...

i nodded "yes jake and i upendo wewe too but i also upendo noah am sorry"

jake patted my hand "it's ok baby we are suppose to be together don't worry i'll be here until wewe think this out" he smile at me

again he sounded so sure maybe he was right

"im sorry about this jake" i alisema
"Stop apologizing about nothing it's ok i understand wewe had kind of a crush on noah he is your kind" jake alisema and shrugged

but this...

Thanks for the idea TwilightSagaLdy!

I don't know if wewe could really call it a party. Everyone just sat around and talked. All the sudden asked to see me and Sawyer in the dining room. We went in there, she looked sort of sick. Alice, whats wrong? Sawyer asked. The Volturi is coming to kill wewe two. I haven't look for the others, but I saw him killing wewe two. Alice said. Why, I thought they wanted me to be a vampire? I asked Alice. They do but they think the family is to big, so there going to wipe out 2 of the newest members. Alice said. No, no they can't do this. Look, I will just turn into...

renesmee's pov

i wake up i was felling better my neck was almost heal because i heal faster than normal humans

i was alone in my room but i could hear jake and noah talking outside in a low voice but i could still hear it

"look bloodsucker let me explain this to you" jake said
"hey don't call me bloodsucker and i won't call wewe dog ok?" noah alisema
jake sigh and alisema "ok look i just wanted to explain wewe what imprinting is "
noah interupted him
"oo i get it is like upendo at first sight but"
jake start talking
"no no is not like that i imprinted on renesmee since the siku she was born " jake alisema paitienly...

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, born in Chicago, Illinois June 20, 1901.

His adoptive father, Carlisle Cullen, transformed him into a vampire in 1918 to prevent him from dying of Spanish influenza during epidemic in Chicago, Illinois. Carlisle instilled in him a sense of morality uncommon in most vampires, and central to his way of life is the refusal to consider humans as food.

Edward meets Bella swan in 2003, a human girl whose thoughts he is unable to read, and whose blood smells overwhelmingly sweet to him. He fights a growing attraction to her, but after saving her life on several occasions,...

“You know that wont help, Vic.” Thomas alisema as he put both hands over my mouth. It muffled my screams. I struggled under his arms, scratching, kicking, punching, trying everything to get away from his hard grip. He shushed me, inaonyesha me his red eyes, I shut up.
“Theres nothing to be afraid of. Im here now.” He pushed a cloth under my nose, it was soaked with a strong liquid. He hushed me again, and I went under….

“is she really alive?”
“Yes. She’s breathing, I can hear it.”
“Ahw. She smells so good, can I just have a taste?”
“No!”
I was awaken kwa Thomas and Mary arguing....

jacob's pov

Was i really seeing that no no it can't be it must be a nightmare it can't be true
My true and only upendo Renesmee
renesmee she was the only reason i was alive
Renesmee

But what i was seeing was beyon words
a guy i could smell he wasn't human was kissing her touching her... i began to tremble hard

But the worst of all she,my love, was kissing him back she was touching him his hair ......
i thought that i was going to throw up au to turn into a mbwa mwitu but nothing of that happend the agony that was ripping through me was to big to control to do anything
AGONY like i never felt before because...

sorry if my grammar is not the best but english is not my native language
renesmee pov
noah wasnt in any of the inayofuata classes.
i was grateful but also each class i hope that he would be there so i could see his face...
o come on renesmee cullen get a grip of yourself was he even that good looking??
i remember in my head...yep yeah he was zaidi like GOD LOOKING
But it was a good thing i was alone in those classes so i could think about what was happening i look at my bracelete it was a gift from jacob like a promise bracelete i sigh

my thoughts were interrupted buy the teacher
mr. hara "ok kids...

“Mary! Mary!” I screamed at the juu of my lunges. What had she become, this wasn’t like her, nothing like her. She continued to reach for my neck, I screamed. Suddenly Mary’s head went up, she was listening to something. She got off of me one sekunde and was out of the window the next. Mom came in, clearly hearing my screams, and looked down at me.
“What’s going on here?” She asked as I stood up, flattened my dress, and wiped away the tears that fell from my eyes.
“Nothing, just shocked.” I couldn’t tell her what had just happened, she would think I had gone crazy. She looked...

Chapter 3


        

“Now do wewe forgive me?” “Of course mom and do wewe forgive me?” “Of course honey”. Then we heard a scream then another. We ran to the living room. wewe wouldn't believe what I saw. My husband,Edward was breaking our son-in-law Jacobs legs saying “this is for getting my daughter pregnant” crack “and this” crack “is for having the idea and trying” “Edward what the hell are wewe doing to Jacob?” “I was just.......getting..... pay back.” “daddy what are wewe doing thats my babies daddy.”. Before I knew it...

Thanks for all the good feed back:) this ones for wewe guys:)

“What’d wewe do over the weekend?” Lizzie asked me as we ate our lunch.
“Nothing. Cleaned, did my homework, the usual.” She looked down at her half eaten sandwich, and then carefully put it back in her bag.
“Have wewe noticed Ashley lately. She’s gotten so skinny, all the boys are paying to much attention to her, especially David.” She said, that last part a whisper. Lizzie had like David for as long as I could remember, she never really admitted it, but I knew that this really bothered her.
“Its Okay, trust me, he’s...

I sat in the bathroom for another hour. I looked through my bag and found everything I packed. I didn't know what I was looking for but I knew I
was looking for something. I got up and morphed into my human self. I wondered to myself if I ccould sleep when I am in my human form. I unlocked the door and went to the bed, I untucked the kitanda and got inside and than I got inside hoping to fall asleep. I feel asleep, I didn't dream a single thing all night long. It was like a peaceful sleep. I woke up with a note my the mto inayofuata to me saying " I went to see my family, I am sorry about last night....