Any citizens caught consuming hotdogs on Independence siku without approval will be detained kwa authorities until the fireworks are over and there's only cold potato saladi left. Babylon Bee, May 2021.
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Justin Amash, U.S. Representative for Michigan's 3rd congressional district, announces that he's declaring his independence from the Republican Party and becoming an Independent on July 4, 2019. He is now the only Independent in the House.
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