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Okay, everyone stop right where wewe are. Unless your brave enough, au foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If wewe don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, au reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell wewe all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go

lemon, limau Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a lemon, limau Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven

Shake the kubeba - Now, this meme is about where a couple made a video of them killing a kubeba very violently. Odd how these people could kill a goddamn kubeba so easily. And worse, they then took off all their clothes and had sex on juu of the bear. Am I the only one that counts this as necrophilia

Blue Waffle - No, this is not a breakfast chakula painted blue. A blue waffle is a kind of genetal wart that is so badly infected that they actually turn blue. And worse is that they spread and grow zaidi then the usual genetal warts

Finger Slam - Now, there is a sexual thing known as Finger Bang, involving a man placing his finger in a woman's uterus. Yeah, and trust me, that's not the worst part. A Finger Slam, however, is where a man sticks his finger in another mans anus and does what a Finger Bang is. And yes, this was filmed on the internet. My god, we still have three zaidi to go

Goats.CEX - No goats. No anything involving cuddly animals. This is where a guy, who wanted to get back at some jerks. So, how does he do this. He spreads his rectum so goddamn wide, that it scares people. And for good goddamn reason

2 Girls 1 Cup - Oh, I know all wewe internet veterans are squirming in your chair right now at the sight of this video. This is the most infamous meme. It is about two lesbians that vomit on each other and then eat shit out of a cup. And yes, this was made to be erotic. And wewe all thought clopping was bad. Not even close to...... THIS

Mr. Hands - Oh my god, this has to be the worst of them all. wewe want to know why...... Well, it is about a man, named Mr. Hands, who took all his clothes off and had a horse rape him in the ass........................................................ I have nothing. I'm goddamn speechless. And yes, this really happened. Someone actually did this and put it on the internet. And this guy ended up dying because the horse pierced his colon, killing him. Should I be glad au sad. Hard to tell, really.

There it is, the worst memes the internet. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by Windwakerguy430


So when wewe hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final ndoto franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my vipendwa from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final ndoto X
Final ndoto X follows what any other Final ndoto game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, au whatever wewe wanna...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a zaidi edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, au in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing mitaani, mtaa Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in mitaani, mtaa Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted zaidi from mitaani, mtaa Fighter II. And mitaani, mtaa Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an makala a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, au zaidi rather, a orodha of my juu 100 inayopendelewa games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Song: link

Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: wewe killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one dakika without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 saa Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of wewe wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that mwaka had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested kwa Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re kusoma a review kwa me)
Undertale is a game created kwa Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he alisema "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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wewe died…. What else do wewe want. wewe just died… Okay, fine. wewe then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, wewe came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And wewe said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And wewe just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. wewe got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated wewe from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When wewe been a "stripper" as long as I have wewe know when wewe met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out kwa uigizaji like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: kwa Morgan, hope wewe never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The London Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM London Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a juu hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I upendo Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, au God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the inayofuata life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I upendo Resident Evil. I upendo them almost all of them. I upendo the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with wewe all the monsters...
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wewe know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a orodha of the juu ten best. So, the rules for this orodha are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that alisema and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my juu Ten Hated Characters in Cartoons and my juu Ten Hated Characters in anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT zaidi hated characters in cartoons and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own Marafiki home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old mashabiki are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as wewe can see, this game...
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the juu ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the juu ten so easily. Most of my juu ten inayopendelewa games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the orodha and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a zaidi niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, au Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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