Windwakerguy430 Article: Walking dead spoof 2

posted by Canada24

"I'm sorry. But we don't know you" Rick insisted.

"Your right. wewe don't know us.. wewe don't know what we had to go though" Dave insisted.

"I'm sorry.. But the farm is too crowded as it is" Hershel replied.

"Fuck that! I'll kill all three of yeah and take your damn farm!" Tony cried angry.

"Hey. Hey.. Nobody's killing nobody" Dave said, calming down his fat friend.

But Tony was still angry, and due to this anger he threw down his shotgun as hard as he could, but this caused it to accidentally go off, and Tony ended up shooting himself in the face and instantly died.

Dave, for whatever reason, blamed Rick for Tony's death and he and Rick both reached their handgun (like in a cowboy showdown) Rick was faster then Dave was and shot Dave though the head, causing blood to spray over the wall, and Dave to fall down instantly dead. Despite seeing this happen, Rick yelled for Dave to get back on his feet and apologise for his actions, proving that 'my' version of Rick, really has not grown any wiser then we originally him being.

Windwakerguy430 Ha, great work again :D

mwepesi, teleka Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 2)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: wewe mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Tetra: So, now that we are here, are wewe ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do wewe mean kwa no
Link: wewe see, my mother used to tell me stories of a brave hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed kwa spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure wewe I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...

What's Your Take - makala 50 - The Dead Channel (50th makala Special)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well... I can't believe its here. I alisema I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give wewe the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this siku and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. Disney has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell wewe the other onyesha when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......

mwepesi, teleka Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 5)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest wewe try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So wewe witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could wewe tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

What's Your Take - makala 80 - Tiny Bomb Giant Tosh S**tstory

posted by Windwakerguy430

Japan makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. wewe play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as wewe look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if wewe look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a title so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if wewe don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

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What's Your Take - makala 96 - Attack on Titan Abridged.... WHERE IS IT

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, if wewe know me, wewe know that I watch Abridged series. One of my vipendwa would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made kwa TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

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Sonic X Abridged - Episode 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit shabiki based parody. Sonic X is owned kwa 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did wewe hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 15 - Finale

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There wewe are, wewe fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... wewe hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill wewe all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

Honorable characters who died WITHOUT honor.

posted by Canada24

JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally Lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...

What's Your Take - makala 76 - Saving dakika Wastes Time

posted by Windwakerguy430

How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving dakika Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when wewe write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at kwa his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...

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What's Your Take - makala 70 - JUST A F**KING JOKE

posted by Windwakerguy430

(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making wewe vomit, its making wewe fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

What's Your Take - makala 53 - Rini's Horrible Fanfiction

posted by Windwakerguy430

Yet another fanfic about a onyesha I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A onyesha in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at maarufu stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the onyesha named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

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What's Your Take - makala 45 - Dipper Goes to taco Bell, Reader Goes to Hell

posted by Windwakerguy430

What do wewe get when wewe take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... wewe get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from kusoma that title that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off kwa saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the onyesha a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the onyesha is, au who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this onyesha yet. Anyway, the fanfic...

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What's Your Take - makala 121 - Sally NOT EXE

posted by Windwakerguy430

Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic televisheni shows, however his inayopendelewa character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten sekunde in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 14

posted by Windwakerguy430

King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before wewe do this, wewe should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, wewe should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are wewe still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...

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What's Your Take - makala 56 - The Worst Fanfiction Ever Written

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, shabiki fictions. This onyesha had Lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....

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What's Your Take- makala 25- Saint's Blow

posted by Windwakerguy430

I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless wewe play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give wewe ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities wewe can do to earn wewe respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....

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What's Your Take - makala 117 - Sonic NOT EXE 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say sekunde verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts uigizaji weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

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What's Your Take - makala 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc wewe wewe overrated prick. wewe suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell wewe do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did wewe bring me along!?

???: wewe figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that wewe have to bring me with you!

???: in the sinema people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would wewe think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!