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posted by Windwakerguy430
Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, wewe LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, songesha OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed kwa zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't wewe die on me, wewe little bitch. Get up. I alisema get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: wewe FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile, in the salama House)
Katey: ....... Dad, do wewe always jinx things
Stacey: What just happened
Chuck: Well, if I'm correct, the gas, which must have been coming from the ventilation shafts, made the zombies zaidi faster, stronger, and smarter, making sure that the military doesn't try to rescue the survivors
Stacey: ....... Did Chuck just make an actual logical statement
Chuck: I like pie
Stacey: And he's back to normal (Looks at monitor) Wait... is Rebecca going into the Underground
Chuck: Oh, that Rebecca. What a card. Guess I should go save her
Katey: Dad, that is a bad idea. Didn't wewe see those zombies
Chuck: Ha. I'll be fi-
(Later, outside)
Chuck: (Getting attacked kwa Gas Zombies) I take it back. I am not fine
(Later, in the underground)
Boykin: (Fighting zombies)
Chuck: (Sees Boykin)
Rebecca: Ugh.... Where am I
Boykin: Shut up (Hits her with his gun)
Rebecca: Why'd wewe hit me
Boykin: Because! (Hits her again, then pushes her into the car)
Chuck: Well, he seems like a nice guy
Boykin: Come get some
Chuck: Hey, Mr. Army Man. Can wewe let my friend go
Rebecca: Were not friends
Boykin: Come at me, zombie
Chuck: Uh...... Okay (Walks closer)
Boykin: My god..... he's actually coming closer. I didn't think zombies were that smart. Oh, god, I'm so FUCKED
Chuck: Uh..... I'll just take Rebecca now (Opens car door and helps her out)
Boykin: ......... Fuck it. Can't take any chances (Pulls chain on grenade and he explodes)
Chuck: Now what did I do that time?
Rebecca: Forget it. We just need to- OW
Chuck: Are wewe okay
Rebecca: Yeah, it's just a sprain
Chuck: ....... But wewe were hit in the face
Rebecca: I know. But, remember, this is a Japanese game. I have to be the sex appeal character who is totally useless.
Chuck: Ooohhh. I see now. I guess wewe make a point
(Later)
Chuck: Well, things could have gotten worse (Zombies break into salama house)
Katey: Darn it dad, stop jinxing everything)
Chuck: Don't worry. I'll stop them (Walks outside)
Stacey: ......... He's screwed isn't he
Katey: Probably
(Later)
Chuck: Okay, everything's okay..... Where's P Diddy
Stacey: His name is TK. TK. Not P Diddy
Chuck: ......................... Well, why didn't anyone tell me that before
Stacey: (Lifts baseball bat in the air, aiming to hit him)
(Meanwhile)
TK: (Screams, as a zombie is biting him)
Chuck: (Kills zombie) .................. Well, sorry for mistaking wewe for P Diddy
TO BE CONTINUED
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(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, au new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short orodha of what would happen if wewe let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood kwa killing beloved video game characters au assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do wewe mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...
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Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were Marafiki aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought wewe hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO wewe LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can wewe do me a favour? Do wewe see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...
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Do not ride on any roller coasters called Whoops.
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Now, we all know movies, and we all upendo them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from sinema I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell wewe all my juu inayopendelewa villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain wewe wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

 Agahnim
Agahnim


#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to kitanda early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought wewe some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...
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Good news and bad news, to all wewe Rockstar mashabiki out there. Bad news, this is the last GTA entry on this entire list. Good news, it's the best one out there. After playing through the zaidi hivi karibuni GTA games, I wanted to go back and try out the older ones. But not GTA 1 old. Little later after that. And one of them was the lovely San Andreas. So let us talk about the great San Andreas and see just what-



WindWakerGuy430: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second! What is this doing here?!
SeanTheHedgehog: I am in charge of this review.
WindWakerGuy430: Says who?! Oh, right. I had that hangover...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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 The mduara, duara moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed kwa the name, WindWakerGuy430
The mduara, duara moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed kwa the name, WindWakerGuy430


Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 shabiki Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards kwa an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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 wewe must look at this picture for 20 sekunde before continuing onto the inayofuata part of this shabiki fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 sekunde before continuing onto the inayofuata part of this shabiki fiction


Warning: The owner of the copyright in these shabiki fictions has authorized their use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of these shabiki fictions including any copying, reproduction au performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in these shabiki fictions.

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 The following is an STH/AM6663 shabiki Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 shabiki Fiction


Gordon: *Walks onto a black screen* Okay, the...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Counsler: So, Wind, I have heard that wewe have some social problems
Wind: Less of problems and zaidi of a smart idea to stay the fuck away from every idiot I meet
Counsler: Now, Wind, it isn’t very healthy to be anti-social. Perhaps wewe should make some Marafiki
Wind: ……. Fuck off
Counsler: Oh, come now. What’s wrong with making Marafiki
Wind: What’s wrong? Have wewe even seen how stupid people are around me
Counsler: Something tells me that wewe are very upset
Wind: Your goddamn right I’m upset. wewe just come here and tell me how to live my fucking life, when I don’t want to live...
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Now, first off, I have never watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I am sorry, but they just weren’t for me. I feel Johnny Depp only belongs in Tim burton movies. But, that is no excuse for this awful fanfic we are about to read, called “The Pirates who Saved the Town” Already the title fucked it up. Last time I checked, Pirates plunder towns, They don’t save them. Lets just get this over with.
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If wewe guessed Thomas Jefferson,...
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So, I don’t know what took me so long, but their are a LOT of Lord of the Rings fanfics. However, that means there are a lot of bad Lord of the Rings fanfics. But, how about one so bad, it got a Youtube video made for it? Well, that would be the fanfic, Legolas kwa Laura….. Yeah, the name is so bad, the mwandishi actually put that as a part of the title. Not even in the fanfic yet and I regret this already.
So, it starts with Legolas walking through the woods, when suddenly, he finds a baby lying on the ground. Um…. okay. So, he picks it up and decides to call it Laura… Kinda of an ordinary...
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