Teacher: Alright, listen up class
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: wewe will all be having a fundraiser. Each of wewe will be aliyopewa a box and wewe will need to go door to door and sell them. The juu seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The juu seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes door)
Wind: That’s what I get for letting wewe do all the talking (Slaps Cody in the back of the head then knocks on the door)
Woman: What
Wind: Hello, young lady, are your parents home?
Woman: They’re dead
Wind: Good for you. Now, we are selling a once-in-a-lifetime item. Would wewe be interested
Woman: Well, what is it
Wind: Its… Wait, hold on a sekunde (Whispers to Cody) What the fuck are these
Cody: Let me check (Tries to open the box, but can’t)
Wind: (To Old Woman) kubeba with us for a sekunde (Tries to open box) Oh, Jesus Christ (Finally opens box, only to find a bunch of sex toys) What the- What kind of fucked up fundraiser is this
Woman: What the hell are those
Wind: (Says at the same time Cody speaks) Toys
Cody: Dildos
Old Woman: (Shuts door)
Wind: Were gonna be stuck with this shit forever
(Later, at other house)
Cody: What are we gonna do. It’s been at least twelve houses and we haven’t sold one box
Wind: Hold on, I have an idea (Knocks on door)
Old Woman: Hello-
Wind: (Takes out knife) YOU’RE GONNA BUY THESE BOXES au I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU!
Cody: Desperate times I guess
Wind: GO AND GET YOUR FUCKING MONEY NOW
Old Woman: Okay (Walks into house)
Wind: See, Cody, threatening people always works
Cody: I guess your ri- HOLY SHIT
Old Woman: (Comes out with a shotgun) wewe motherfuckers
Wind: …. We should go
Cody: Good idea (Runs off, while they are getting shot at)
Wind: THIS IS WHY I HATE OLD PEOPLE
Cody: (Trips) Wind, go without me. I’m done for
Wind: Okay (Runs off) … Shit, I forgot, he has the money for chakula later (Runs right back)
Cody: You’ll never take me alive (Throws box at her, only to miss horribly) …. Shit
Wind: Cody!
Cody: Wind, wewe came back for me
Wind: Not really. I came back for your wallet (Takes wallet out of his pocket, and looks inside) What? You’re broke?
Cody: Is now a good time. There is an old woman coming at us with a shotgun
Wind: What? Her? (Takes out knife, and throws it at her head, killing her) There! Problem solved! No, how can wewe not have money
Cody: …. wewe do know wewe killed someone right
Wind: (Searches through old womans pockets) Maybe she has some money on her (Pulls out twelve hundred dollars) Holy shit. This is enough to pay for all the shit in that box, and but lunch. Thank god for robbing corpses
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: wewe will all be having a fundraiser. Each of wewe will be aliyopewa a box and wewe will need to go door to door and sell them. The juu seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The juu seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes door)
Wind: That’s what I get for letting wewe do all the talking (Slaps Cody in the back of the head then knocks on the door)
Woman: What
Wind: Hello, young lady, are your parents home?
Woman: They’re dead
Wind: Good for you. Now, we are selling a once-in-a-lifetime item. Would wewe be interested
Woman: Well, what is it
Wind: Its… Wait, hold on a sekunde (Whispers to Cody) What the fuck are these
Cody: Let me check (Tries to open the box, but can’t)
Wind: (To Old Woman) kubeba with us for a sekunde (Tries to open box) Oh, Jesus Christ (Finally opens box, only to find a bunch of sex toys) What the- What kind of fucked up fundraiser is this
Woman: What the hell are those
Wind: (Says at the same time Cody speaks) Toys
Cody: Dildos
Old Woman: (Shuts door)
Wind: Were gonna be stuck with this shit forever
(Later, at other house)
Cody: What are we gonna do. It’s been at least twelve houses and we haven’t sold one box
Wind: Hold on, I have an idea (Knocks on door)
Old Woman: Hello-
Wind: (Takes out knife) YOU’RE GONNA BUY THESE BOXES au I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU!
Cody: Desperate times I guess
Wind: GO AND GET YOUR FUCKING MONEY NOW
Old Woman: Okay (Walks into house)
Wind: See, Cody, threatening people always works
Cody: I guess your ri- HOLY SHIT
Old Woman: (Comes out with a shotgun) wewe motherfuckers
Wind: …. We should go
Cody: Good idea (Runs off, while they are getting shot at)
Wind: THIS IS WHY I HATE OLD PEOPLE
Cody: (Trips) Wind, go without me. I’m done for
Wind: Okay (Runs off) … Shit, I forgot, he has the money for chakula later (Runs right back)
Cody: You’ll never take me alive (Throws box at her, only to miss horribly) …. Shit
Wind: Cody!
Cody: Wind, wewe came back for me
Wind: Not really. I came back for your wallet (Takes wallet out of his pocket, and looks inside) What? You’re broke?
Cody: Is now a good time. There is an old woman coming at us with a shotgun
Wind: What? Her? (Takes out knife, and throws it at her head, killing her) There! Problem solved! No, how can wewe not have money
Cody: …. wewe do know wewe killed someone right
Wind: (Searches through old womans pockets) Maybe she has some money on her (Pulls out twelve hundred dollars) Holy shit. This is enough to pay for all the shit in that box, and but lunch. Thank god for robbing corpses