Welcome to People These Days. Where we bash society like the goddamned plague.
*Map Blows Away*
Wind: GODDAMMIT! I guess I'm Lost now, FANFREAKINGTASTIC.
Wind: Wait a minute.... What's happening? I feel...... Strange........ *FLASH*
Deathding/Jared: *Typing Article* Alright Wikipedia, I'm almost done working on that new map! wewe promise not to lose it this time? wewe know what happens when we lose the map......
Wikipedia: I PROMISE Jared! I shall never let it out of my sights ever agai-Wait a minute..... WIND!? How in the bloody blazing hell did wewe get here?
Wind: So this is what happens when wewe lose a map, wewe kuvuka, msalaba dimensions into another reviewer's room. Welp, if wewe need me I'll be slaughtering bad fan-fictions.
Jared: hujambo Wind, wait! I was thinking wewe and I could do a series together, wewe know? Like one on-
Wind: NEVER. I'm a solo person, it's not my forte. I let that one collab slide, but not this time. Now if you'll excuse me, I things to do.
Wikipedia: Good luck finding your way back home! XDDDD :D LOL OMG BRNED
Wind: *Chops Wikipedia In Half* Aw man, I guess I have to stay here. Well, since I obviously have nothing better to goddamn do, I might as well help wewe with your article.
Jared: Uh, sure! Great! Haha...... (Is Wikipedia okay? o___O)
Wikipedia: I'M FINE....... OH GOD THIS PAIN IN MY RIBS I TAKE THAT BACK I AM CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING FINE OH SWEET JESUS CHRIST.
Jared: ANYWAYS, I think you'll like it! It's about how stupid people can be nowadays, what they do, and us poking fun at them. Wanna give it a shot?
Wind: I'm in as long as I get to harshly insult someone, hehe. Let's get this onyesha on the road.
Jared and Wind: Welcome to People These Days. Where we bash society like the goddamned plague.
Today's Opening: link
Part 1: Posts
"Just mailed my goldfish to Cash For Gold. Gonna wait a week to see how much I earn!"
Wind: The only thing you're gonna earn is the chance to get a felony for animal cruelty.
"Got a new number! :) Text me for the number!"
Jared: Now I could make my usual joke "I like apples because apples are tasty" to syndicate that saying the same thing consecutively just sounds stupid, but I honestly have a feeling this person doesn't have the slightest idea how phones work.
"Saw sum litle 12year old kusoma in the| maktaba today,, ... lol, dum bitch, why read when theres partyss to go to?"
Wind: I upendo how wewe can't even spell parties, which happens to be the ONE thing wewe seem to care about. And yet, this twelve mwaka old, who probably has many living brain cells compared to you, is the stupid bitch.
"It's a good thing Halloween didn't fall on the 13th this mwaka cuz that would be really scary! :\"
Jared: A FUCKING PLUS FOR KNOWING YOUR HOLIDAY DATES! :D
Part 2: Memes
"Y U No?"
Jared: Y U No SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP!? Heck, wewe make SCRAPPY-DOO SOUND PLAUSIBLE!
"Kim Kardashian Breaks the Internet"
Wind: The only thing that's breaking here is my sanity. Ever so slowly...
"One Does Not Simply"
Jared: One does not simply make wewe SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP! My god, did Squidward teach wewe NOTHING when he alisema "Shut your half-wit pieholes!"?
"Prepare Yourself"
Wind: Yeah, I've been TRYING to.
Part 3: Yahoo Questions
"How do I successfully become a Justin Beiber fan?"
Jared: Best answer? wewe don't.
"What is the meaning of procrastination?"
Wind: I could tell you, but I don't feel like it. I'll tell wewe later.....
"Can wewe get pregnant from watching a Health-Class video?"
Jared's Response
"Why are deep fried samaki so ugly?"
Wind: Hey, they don't think too fondly of wewe either.
Part 4: Google Searches
"How To Get Away With Murder"
Jared: I think the better statement would be "How to get rid of you".
"Lack toast and tolerate"
Wind: Never before have I wanted to kill myself zaidi than I do right now.
"What would happen if I ate myself?"
Jared: World peace.
"Why can I feel my own heart?"
Wind: Did wewe perform some sort of Mortal Kombat Kano chest excavating au something?
Finale: Trends
"Reality Shows"
Jared: They were funny at first as we've seen with shows like Alf and Friends, but now everyone's just trying to sound raunchy kwa talking about sex. I recommend these people quit the reality TV shows and ACTUALLY LIVE in reality.
"Selfies"
Wind: Oh yes, because I'd upendo to see your face again for the two-billionth time Facebook friend who I may au may not forget about completely after high school.
"ALS Ice Bucket Challenge"
Jared: I know it's for a good cause, but couldn't they figure out some other fucking way to do this instead of pouring presumably freezing cold water all over our bodies? SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME.
11/10 PURE GENIUS! =D -IGN
"Feat."
Wind: Jesus Christ, if you're not gonna make a song on your own and still take all credit and awards without acknowledging that the other person helped wewe with it, then at least spell "featuring" without shortening it.
"Twerking"
Jared: I like wewe and your stupid song Sir Mixalot, but WHAT THE FUCK have wewe started? o____O
"Dead People Jokes"
Wind: If I were God, I'd recreate the flood just for this one.
(End.)
Jared: Well, that was fun! :D Wouldn't wewe agree Wind?
Wind: It felt like the devil drilled a hole in my skull and proceeded to have sex with it.
Jared: ...........Well, since we're done, wewe can go nyumbani now!
Wind: Not really. I'm kinda homeless.
Wikipedia: I'll help wewe get back! :D All I gotta do is push this button an-
Jared and Wind: NOOOOOOOO *EXPLOSION*
Jared: This reminds me of The Familiar Of Zero. XD All the explosions, wewe know?
Wind: Just shut up and make me a new map before I slit your throat and serve it on a silver platter.
Jared: YES SIR! :\ (Well, at least Wikipedia didn't push the blue button, that would've been TERRIBLE. XD)
Wikipedia: Hey, I wonder what this button does! =)
*Pushes Button*
(Thanks so much for kusoma me and Windwakerguy430's new makala series! We worked so hard on it for so long, so we hope wewe enjoyed it! Don't forget to click the "I'm a Fan!" button above if wewe liked this!)
(We'll see wewe guys in People These Days inayofuata time whenever we rebuild my entire house. XD)
(Intro done by: Jared Potts/Deathding. Outro done by: Both Jared/Deathding and Windwakerguy430. Concept and creation by: Jared/Deathding. Special thanks to Windwakerguy430 for collaborating with me.)
(Next episode will be uploaded kwa Windwakerguy430.)
Now, final bosses are the final challenge of the game, between wewe and the completion of the game. And, of course, they are always the greatest moment of the game. So, with that, I want to tell wewe all my inayopendelewa boss fights in games. But, the obvious rules. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Also, this orodha contains MASSIVE Spoilers, so, wewe have been warned. So, with that, here we go.
#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the orodha then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, kwa todays...
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Bowser
#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the orodha then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, kwa todays...
Bowser: bwahaha!
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*
So remember back in the good ol days of the 90s and early 2000s where playing video games made wewe a violence loving psychopath? Well if that’s the case, then I think I should be a doctor now cause I have done so much surgery in Trauma Team. And to note, I have not played any of the Trauma Center games. This is the only one I have played.
Back when I was in need of some Wii games and only had Brawl on my list, one of the games I had gotten was Trauma Team, a game I and according to the sales, no one has heard of. The game has six different kinds of characters, all with their own kinds...
