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After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my inayopendelewa RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with wewe all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. wewe may have a different opinion on these bosses than I do, but just remember. Also, no DLC bosses. No Artorias, no Magnus, and not that one dragon whose name is hard for me to remember. This is my opinion. So, try not to get to angry about this. So, with that said, let’s start the orodha with the worst bosses (Or at the least, my least favorite)

#5: Chaos Witch Quelaag



Yes, I alisema it. I do not like the Chaos Witch Quelaag. Everyone online alisema that Quelaag was a nearly impossible boss that took a lot of time, patience, and determination to beat. Me? I just found the fight boring and took too long. Throughout the fight, Quelaag would constantly spit lava at you, which would stay on the ground for a while before fading, and all wewe could do was just run around her, while she kept swinging her sword. All this fight made me do was wait for a chance to hit her. It could take just a few seconds, but it could also take five minutes. For me, it was usually the latter. I know that this is a very loved boss on the internet, but I just found it boring and kept asking myself throughout the fight “Are wewe dead yet”? Granted, it could be worse….. like the other four.

#4: Pinwheel



Now, what are this boss’s attacks…….. Honestly, I do not know. All I know is that he can copy himself and shoot some magic at you. Other than that, I have no idea what this guy can do. And why is that? Because this is the easiest boss in the entire game, and let me tell you, I never thought I’d have to use the word easy to describe ANYTHING in Dark Souls. But that’s the only thing I can use to describe Pinwheel. He’s pathetically easy. For me, he died in literally four hits. FOUR HITS! With every other boss, I had to strategize my attacks and wait for the right moment to swing and dodge just to survive. Not with Pinwheel. I just walked right up to him and went with the genius strategy of hitting him until he died… riveting.

#3: The Four Kings



Honestly, I thought after another boss fight where wewe need to fight zaidi than one boss (Will get to that later), I thought the Four Kings would be a lot of fun… I was wrong. Instead, the Four Kings was all kinds of obnoxious. Throughout the fight, they will moto these magic waves at you, which deal a lot of damage, and the worst part is that they do NOT go away and they are heat seeking, so the best thing to do is to just take that magic wave like a man, because if wewe don’t, wewe will never be done with it. And it doesn’t help that the Four Kings constantly comes at wewe with sword and huge magic blasts to harm you. And wewe gotta upendo it when the guys gang up on wewe and constantly stab you. It’s just SO much fun. And the worst part is how wewe beat them. wewe have to mduara, duara around them and just stab them when they swing. So basically, wewe gotta get as close as wewe can to the enemy in a game that taught wewe that getting close to the enemy can get wewe killed. What kind of screwed up logic is that?!

#2: kitanda of Chaos



Oh my god…. wewe seriously can’t screw up a boss as badly as this. The kitanda of Chaos required wewe to do three different things. wewe need to go and cut off the weak spots on each side of the boss, and then wewe need to kill the boss from inside. However, that’s easier alisema than done. Getting to the first weak spot isn’t too hard. But after that, it’s all downhill from here. The kitanda of Chaos will then grow arms and a large magic blade. The kitanda of Chaos will than begin to swipe at wewe with it’s hands while at the same time trying to stab wewe with it’s blade. And while this is happening, the goddamn floor is falling underneath you, and if wewe fall down that hole, wewe will be rewarded with an instant death. And if that wasn’t bad enough, when wewe die, wewe have to go back to the bonfire that is five dakika away right outside of Lost Izalith. That means that wewe have to walk through the lave, the tunnel, past the moto breathing goblins, past that big brown thing with the mouth on juu of it’s head, and down the slide just to get another shot. And after wewe destroy the sekunde weak spot, wewe then have to actually fall down the damn hole. So basically, wewe now have to jump down a hole, which before this, would result in your death. And it still will if wewe miss the branch. And once you're finally inside the kitanda of Chaos, what is the boss's true form? A larva….. that dies in one hit……. Did I mention that this is the dumbest and most disappointing fight in the game?

#1: Capra Demon



Screw this boss. Screw this goddamn boss. There is no good thing about this boss. He sucks no matter what wewe do. This could either be an incredibly annoying fight au one of the easiest in the game. It could be annoying because wewe are aliyopewa no warning before the Capra Demon rushes at wewe and kills you. Not to mention, his machetes do a one hit kill. And if wewe can dodge that attack, you’d better watch out for the two demon mbwa he has, which will attack wewe right after he’s done. So not only do wewe need to worry about his one hit kill swipe, but wewe also need to watch for the dogs. And since wewe are in such a small area, dying is not that hard. But, like I said, this can also be incredibly easy, because if wewe run up the stairs, the Capra Demon will be too slow to catch up for a bit, giving wewe enough time to kill the dogs, and if wewe fall once the Capra Demon is at the top, he will follow and be stunned for a bit, giving wewe enough time to strike before wewe repeat the process again. This boss was such a useless pile of crap, that they actually reused this guy again as just an enemy in the Demon Ruins. That’s how much this guy sucks. I had zaidi fun fighting the damn Hydra, and that was a mini-boss. When the mini-boss is zaidi fun than a real boss, wewe failed miserably.

Okay, now, with that out of the way, it is time for us to songesha on to the better bosses in this game

#5: Asylum Demon



Sure, some may say that the Asylum Demon is very easy. Sure, he’s not as pathetic as Pinwheel (Thank god), but he is still very easy. However, he is hard enough to give the player a challenge. First time wewe meet him, wewe aren’t supposed to fight him. wewe have to run away and try to avoid dying. This is because wewe don’t have a weapon. And wewe NEED one. When wewe meet him again, that is when the real fight starts. What I like best about this boss is that it sets the player up for bosses in a way that is easy to learn, but still has that Dark Souls challenge to it, letting wewe know that this is as simple as it gets with this game, so be prepared. Sure, he’s no (Insert later boss on this orodha here), but hey, I like the challenge…… I just wish they didn’t recycle this boss…… TWICE!

#4: Gaping Dragon



There are two ways that this game tries to instill fear from the bosses to the player. The first and most obvious, difficulty. And trust me, we’ve seen that a lot kwa this point. And then…. there’s design… And the Gaping Dragon has plenty of those designs. OH MY GOD, look at this thing. A dragon would have been bad enough, but now, this thing has a mouth FILLED with sharp teeth. Jaws would be jealous. Not to mention, the fight is pretty fun. Though… it’s a bit too simple. Just dodge his charge attack, strike, and avoid his slam attack. I heard he had an attack where he vomits and it damages your armor, but in my playthrough, I never experienced this fight. So what makes it so good. Obviously. The ubunifu is freaking terrifying. And I can tell they were going with that kind of design. And that’s what I like best about the Gaping Dragon. His ubunifu made what was just a usual fight for me so much zaidi fun. I would have been pretty bored if it wasn’t for this boss being so well designed. Even the worst bosses have great designs….. Can’t say that saved their boring, frustrating, and just awful fights, though.

#3: Dragon Slayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough



Throughout the game, wewe have gotten used to focusing on one-on-one boss fights (Except with the Gargoyles and that crappy Capra Demon fight). wewe have been learning hard to do your best when fighting bosses and would do you’re hardest to beat them… so naturally, when we all came across Ornstein and Smough, we all got our asses kicked. What makes this so much harder is that wewe now have to fight two bosses at once. And I mean two full bosses. With the Gargoyles, the sekunde boss didn’t come until later in the fight and their health was halved. And that Capra Demon just used enemies. Not Ornstein and Smough. They are both fully formed bosses with a totally filled health bar, and they do not mess around. They both have different strategies for fighting. Ornstein is not as strong, but is so much faster and uses electricity, whereas Smough is slower, but a much heavier hitter and can reach zaidi distances thanks to his size. So, after wewe kill one, you’d think that would make the fight easier….. Right? Oh, I wish. No, if wewe kill one, not only do wewe greatly piss off the other, but they become even stronger. If Smough dies first, Ornstein will pray to his soul and will grow to the size of Smough, giving him the same strength and reach like Smough. If Ornstein is defeated, Smough will just straight up kill him to take his electricity power. Oh, and if wewe die, wewe have to do the whole fight over again. But trust me, the satisfaction wewe get from beating this boss is so incredible, that it makes this boss fight so incredible.

(WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE GAME’S FINAL BOSS)

#2: Gwyn, Lord of Cinder



Throughout the entire game, wewe have been ringing bells, collecting souls, and dying and being revived, you’d think wewe were in a Happy mti Marafiki episode (... Why did I make that reference). But when wewe make it to the final area, The Kiln of the First Flame, wewe will see that it is filled with ashes and burned stone. And when wewe make it to the end, what wewe will find is Gwyn. Throughout the game, wewe were made to believe that he was a large god like deity with immense strength. Instead, he is a man the same size as you, who is weakened from giving his soul to the flame. And in the fight, he is easily the most aggressive boss fight in the game, hitting wewe with his hardest and fastest attacks. wewe NEED a good shield for this fight, cause he will drain your stamina fast in this fight. However, throughout the fight, the muziki isn’t some epic muziki giving off the final battle. Instead, it is a very soft and saddening theme, emphasizing Lord Gwyn himself as a man who used his soul to keep the First Flame lit for a short time, and trying to keep wewe from putting it out (Which wewe actually can do in one of the endings, just to make it even zaidi depressing). I have to say, for a final boss, it’s not bad.

Before we get to number one, I should talk about the other bosses from the game. Why? Cause shut up. Let’s do this.

Taurus Demon



Very threatening and a good challenge. Though, with the Pin Resin wewe get a few dakika before, he’s kinda easy. Even easier if wewe kill the archers on the tower behind wewe first.

Ceaseless Discharge (Gross)



Pretty easy and very interesting on how he attacks you, after stealing the treasure on a dead body (Theorized to be his dead sister), but a bit too slow. Also, running to the exit for him to jump at the ledge, making wewe stab his arm is very well thought out

Seath the Scaleless



Too dull and boring, and that cursed spike attack can go straight to hell

Moonlight Butterfly



A lot like the number one boss, only not as cool. I still do like how they made is saddening that wewe are killing a creature whose nyumbani wewe are invading. Very well done

Gargoyles



A pretty interesting fight…. I JUST WISHED THEY WOULDN’T FREAKIN’ JUMP ME!

Iron Golem



A very threatening looking fight at first, and very annoying when he keeps knocking wewe off the ledge…. And then wewe realize that he can’t stand a stab in the ankle and then he becomes a cry baby and falls on the ground taking a rest… Hey, that should be a new thing. I used to be a threatening boss, until I took a sword to the ankle…. On sekunde thought, that really sucks. Forget about that

centipedes, centipede Demon



I understand how he could have been threatening, what with the lava and the lunging attacks…. But I had a phantom helping me, so it was kind easy. Fun, but easy

Gravelord Nito



If wewe can look past the annoying skeletons that help, than this is a pretty fun boss fight. I really do enjoy rushing at him and stabbing him… even though he took slightly zaidi hits than the Asylum Demon. Also, Nito’s ubunifu belongs on a Metal album cover

Hydra



Is this a boss? A mini-boss, sure, but a boss? Well…… That hole inayofuata to him can go to hell….. and I really hated that water attack he shot at wewe before wewe could even see him through the trees…. And the Ice Golem things were really unnecessary- Are wewe sure this is a boss

Hellkite Dragon



Again, is this a boss? Well…. at least killing him was satisfying, what with this guy dominating the bridge most of the game.

As for Gwyndolin and Priscilla, I’m not a heartless monster, so I never tried to attack them. And I don’t want to post anymore pictures because I’m almost at my image limit. So, let’s songesha on to number one. And for those who have played Dark Souls… wewe all know who it is.

#1: Great Grey Wolf, Sif



I upendo this boss… It’s perfect. This boss fight perfectly describes Dark Souls in a way I didn’t think was possible. Where do I start (The fight itself, obviously). Sif jumps around the area as much as possibly, wielding a giant sword in it’s mouth to swing at wewe with. You’d better have a good shield and lot’s of stamina for this fight, because let me tell you, it’s quite the challenge. And trying not to lose stamina during this fight, timing the right time to strike to avoid a huge sword to the face is very satisfying…. until wewe get him down to one health box. Once Sif is almost dead, he will begin limping, looking injured as he continues to fight, despite that he swings his sword in a much weaker way and can barely stand. And when wewe finally kill him, wewe may notice that, unlike the bosses before, wewe do not feel satisfied. Instead, wewe feel empty, like wewe did something wrong. And indeed, wewe did. Sif is nothing like most of the bosses in the game. Some of the bosses fight to protect something of theirs because they are not willing to give it to a human, while others attack wewe just for their own sadistic reasons. Sif is nothing like that. Sif only wishes to protect the grave of Artorias, who died protecting Sif years ago. Now Sif sits kwa Artorias’s grave to protect it, and seeing as wewe wish to rob the grave obviously isn’t something Sif wants. He doesn’t want to fight, but since wewe wish to steal from Artorias’s grave, he has no choice but to stop you. And what makes it zaidi heartbreaking is that killing Sif isn’t an option. wewe HAVE to do this in order to beat the game. And what I think is the best part about this boss fight is that this shows wewe that this isn’t just a game where wewe can be a cool and powerful knight, killing everything in your way. This shows that their are consequences for killing something. Sure, the Moonlight butterfly, kipepeo did it first, but Sif did it better. It shows that Dark Souls isn’t a game that is happy in the slightest. This is a game about the world ending, people dying, and when the endings themselves are bittersweet, no matter which wewe choose, it’s amazing that out of all of this, Sif is the saddest it gets. And that is what I think makes this the best boss fight in Dark Souls. Can they juu it in Dark Souls III? Who knows?

well, there wewe have it. Did wewe enjoy the list? Tell me what wewe thought of it. With that said, I will see wewe all inayofuata time
posted by Canada24
Freddy started the story kwa narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms mitaani, mtaa (supposebly where most of Freddy's...
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…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY mwezi at this point? It’s zaidi like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted punda schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big mwezi long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we songesha on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where wewe play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my inayopendelewa video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
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*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if wewe aren’t too busy, maybe...
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~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved kwa a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...
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wewe know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only cartoons on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one onyesha that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this onyesha started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of televisheni limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only onyesha saved kwa Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...
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Now, people have been talking about the creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if wewe play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell wewe all that this story sucks. Or, zaidi importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack alisema it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...
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Henry: so... what are wewe working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 mwaka old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are wewe in here?

Henry: I just want to know what wewe are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the siku this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, wewe can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought wewe liked Rarity....
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Vroom in the Night Sky is considered kwa many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed kwa Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want wewe to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game kwa the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, wewe play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. wewe can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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Willy Wonka and the chokoleti Factory was one of my inayopendelewa films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim burton remake, Charlie and the chokoleti Factory, which felt zaidi drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the chokoleti Factory for PS2, published kwa Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each makala thus far. The game was developed kwa High Voltage Software, who...
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So it’s clear that I am a shabiki of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 title that is a sequel to the even zaidi classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known kwa many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...
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So Melee was a good Smash game. Hell, it was amazing. It could’ve just been because it was the first I played and had zaidi free time on my hands, but I put so much time into Melee, that no other future Smash Bros. game compared. Smash 4 was something I got tired of quick, and while I enjoyed Brawl and it’s story mode, I already felt like I had saw it all. And then, there comes the new one. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
When this game was announced with the tagline “Everyone is Here”, the world got together and fucking Lost their shit. Understandably of course. And when they said...
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Some time ago, I reviewed the four episode anime series, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It was a pretty neat onyesha that I think works as a horror series, but alisema that it wasn’t for everyone. Before I watched that anime, I had not played any of the Corpse Party games. But, I can now say that it has changed. And I managed to get the 3DS version for the low, low price of only almost sixty bucks. What the hell?! Well, let’s get into the review of Corpse Party for 3DS.



First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because wewe cannot play this game in...
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So a few days ago, I watched nyota Wars: The Last Jedi. Being a big nyota Wars fan, and having watched The Force Awakens, I thought that I could get some enjoyment out of this film. And then I saw the reviews online. Critics seem to really like this movie. Fans…….. Oh. Review after review of people saying that this movie was an ungodly mess of a film and that this was one of the worst nyota Wars sinema ever made. I was actually surprised to see the amount of hate, but I thought to myself that, maybe I should give this movie a watch and see what all of the fuss was about. And that is why I...
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