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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of uyoga drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent kobe, kasa people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end kwa the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during the events of the making of Sonic Boom, a beating that doctors believe Sonic won’t be able to recover from this time.

Link - A quiet little kid with a whole lot of mommy issues and usually a sad orphan, having many different variations like a well set buffet, with characters including an emotionless kid that grows to an emotionless adult, a kid with the facial expressions of a cartoon character, a Jacob from Twilight wannabe, and whatever his expression was in the era before 3-D graphics

Master Chief - A space marine

Doom Guy - A space marine

Commander Shepard - A space marine

Marcus Fenix - A space marine

Lara Croft - A strong-minded woman with the greatest pixelated bust in the PS1 maktaba since Soul Blade, before new gen graphics came and made her Bland McBoring Face

Kratos - A fallen god with a whole lot of anger issues, making him a hivi karibuni descendent of the great ape family, with all the sexual energy of a dog in heat

Agent 47 - A deadly hitman with no personality to make him have any feelings for others (Except in Absolution), with a bald head that could reflect the sun and blind a mortal man

Solid Snake - A strong man of war whose old Bones fuck his body up zaidi than a meth addict, and basically ends up fucking up everything else in Snake’s live, earning him the gaming title of “Saddest Fuck in Gaming”.

Samus Aran - A powerful, strong hearted bounty hunter who is shown that women are able to be just as strong as men, and they too can be badasses, is what I would say, but thanks to Other M, and giving Samus a skin tight zero suit, we can chuck all that “Strong Female Character” shit right out the window and give her the title of “If I’m Sexy, Nothing Else Matters. Including Having a Personality”

Pac-Man - A moving pizza with one slice missing, turned to a yellow ball with arms and legs, turned into a “What Alcohol Does to You” character after his appearance in The Ghostly Adventures Fuck-Up of 2013

Pyramid Head - Once a symbol of pain and suffering, now turned into a bigger sell-out then Eddie Murphy, resulting in the great disaster that struck the world in only a few years after Silent kilima 2 that nearly killed hundreds, also known as Silent Hill: Revelations

Ray-Man - A character with no neck, no arms, no legs, and after the Raving Rabbids series, no respect until Ray-Man Origins where the world was able to tolerate him again

wingu Strife - An ex-member of Soldier and a member of the rebel group Avalanche, being one of the biggest whiny bitches since Baby Mario, but I can still tolerate a lot zaidi than Lighting. Hey, better to have an annoying personality than no personality at all

Worms - A strong group of characters whose only purpose is to die for the amusement of humans, like in real life.

Gordon Freeman - A physicist who is lacks vocal cords in order to talk, but makes up with it with his ability to wield every gun known to man, and become the messiah of the rebels who ask him to solve problems, thinking Freeman could cure cancer with the swing of his crowbar, which he possibly can if he wants to

Duke Nukem - A five mwaka old in the body of a steroid addicted twenty mwaka old who got into his dad’s gun cabinet and started running around, shouting every single word he learned from the twelve mwaka olds on a match of Call of Duty

Dante - A strong and actually hilarious character gang raped kwa Ninja Theory to turn this once loveable asshole into just a complete asshole, with the personality of a whiny teen who got into an argument with his father because he couldn’t go to the party with his Marafiki and needs to swear to prove he’s a big kid now

Mega Man - A robot with an arm kanuni, cannon who helped Capcom gain popularity and, the one thing they lack today, respect, and of course, was repaid with being completely forgotten and not even mentioned in their latest fighting game, Marvel Vs. Capcom, and are only recently remembering that Mega Man was a thing that existed.

Pikachu - A friendly yellow panya with the ability to conduct electricity forced to go on the adventures with a kid who has no growth hormones and, in game, wewe will upendo and respect him until wewe capture a rare Pokemon and forever forget about your Pikachu and someone comes along and writes shitty creepypastas of it.

Crash Bandicoot - He’s dead

Whoever is in the inayofuata Call of Duty au Grand Theft Auto - The only characters from the games that kids from the ages of 5 give a shit about anymore
On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve zaidi Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve zaidi attention au if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but wewe gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. wewe just gotta take what information...
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Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...
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GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… au is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes au Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes au helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point au another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with upinde wa mvua Dash, and we were going to songesha into a very nice house kwa a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the shina of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What wewe really want...
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(And now picha don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY mwezi is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously...
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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY mwezi marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The inayofuata review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed kwa lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can songesha on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was zaidi of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the Candy Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...
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In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much zaidi interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way zaidi fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this orodha is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-



*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!

Several years zamani I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA kwa the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
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Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I upendo Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
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#1:SULLIVAN:
As wewe already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..


#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)


#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..


#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..


#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..


#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
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~Story~

A detective kwa the name of Hal Moore suffers from mental depression and thoughts of suicide. After the death of his daughter, where he chose to save his drowning adopted son in hopes of trying to save them both, his son, Andrew, has been quiet and developed a sense of cruelty, assaulting and threatening other children and harming animals. His wife, Michelle, has grown to hate Hal after their daughter’s death, blaming him for not saving her and has become an alcoholic and started cheating on him. Though Hal does believe this, he still does what he can to help others. This has lead him...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms mitaani, mtaa spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced kwa his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting, simply bored.
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using nukuu from other sinema (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead spoof):
The complete opposite...
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What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I upendo Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one mwaka old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, wewe should at least give a game some time to age before wewe remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people alisema is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are wewe remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*

???: what is it?

Henry: hello Simon

Simon: Henry! wewe still wearing that tux?

Henry: every chance I get

Simon: heh... oh... wewe brought soldiers

Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?

Marcus: no idea...

Henry: wewe seem calmer since the last time a saw you...

Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are wewe here?

Henry: we need wewe back

Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!

Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.

Simon: why don't fight your own war!

Henry: wewe are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.

Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach wewe

Henry: wewe and I both know that he still has some sanity left...

Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
There are a lot of video games that have anime about them. wewe have classics like Persona 4: The Animation, Devil May Cry, and of course Pokemon. And with new anime based on video games, like Phoenix Wright having a pretty good anime series, and with Castlevania being announced to have a anime some time in the future, it makes me wonder if there are other video games that could have some pretty neat anime. So, today, I want to share with wewe some anime that could have the potential to have their own anime. Now, before I start, there are some things to address. First off, I am only including...
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After my juu Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, I really wanted to make a juu Hated Animated Characters List. However, the problem with that is that I don’t hate that many animated characters. Not that I don’t, it’s just that when wewe play video games, wewe get a different perspective of characters than wewe do watching animated shows. With video games, wewe look through the protagonists eyes, and wewe have the same opinion of other characters that the protagonist has, making the player (That’s you) the protagonist. With animated shows, you’re just the spectator, watching events unfold...
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What is a story without characters? Well, it isn’t really a story, now is it? And none of wewe smartasses try to go find some obscure book au poem that doesn’t have characters in it, because I don’t care. Anyway, video games hold just as much story as any medium. Story is sometimes not as important as gameplay, like action games au shooters, au a major part of the game, like RPGs and point and click. But no matter what genre they may be, every game needs to have a character wewe play as, in order to have them interact with the world and others with them, and have them tell the story through...
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Okay, so after a whole week when I alisema “The Resident Evil 4 review will be out tomorrow”, I am finally going to do the actual review. Yeah, I know, I should have done it sooner, but wewe know, school and finals and junk. Anyway, how about that review. We all know that Resident Evil is one of the best horror franchises out there. It managed to make survival horror what it is today. Sure, we may have just gotten out of the dark ages of Resident Evil, what with Resident Evil 6 being a Michael bay movie and Umbrella Corps being the worst thing ever, but I think Resident Evil VII is a step in...
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