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Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 18
Sending A Letter, again
January 1, 1953
At Hawkeye's house near the Cheyenne Union Station
Hawkeye: *Writing* Dear Father, I know it's been nearly two weeks since I sent wewe my last letter, but I want to wish wewe a happy new year. Did wewe enjoy christmas? I sure did. In case wewe want to hear about it.....
December 24, 1952
....Here's how it went. Metal Gloss, and I were talking to each other when Pete came for a meeting.
Pete: Gather around everypony.
Workers: *Gather around*
Pete: Tomorrow is a special day. I want Pierce, and Coffee Creme to go to Denver to get a freight to bring here.
Hawkeye: What's in the train?
Pete: Wait, and see. It's a surprise.
Coffee Creme: Ooh. I upendo surprises.
Pete: Honey, wewe go with Metal Gloss to St. Foalis, and deliver a passenger train.
Metal Gloss: I won't let wewe down.
Honey: *Salutes*
Pete: Percy, and Jeff. I need wewe two to maintain our engines in the servicing facility.
Percy: We'll do our best.
Pete: Bartholomew, I'll let wewe try to be conductor again. wewe can be on Metal Gloss' train to St. Foalis.
Bartholomew: With pleasure sir.
Pete: Orion, you're going all the way to Chicagoat. The Pennsylvania railroad needs zaidi fuel for their engines, and we're to deliver it to them.
Orion: Ok.
Pete: Snowflake, wewe know what you're doing.
Snowflake: Yup.
Pete: Gordon, I got a special job for you.
Gordon: Yes?
Pete: Work in the yards.
Gordon: No. I want to get that special train that Hawkeye is supposed to get.
Pete: Hawkeye, is that alright with you?
Hawkeye: No, I don't want krisimasi to be ruined kwa the scrooge here.
Gordon: Hey, who are wewe calling a scrooge?
Pete: That's enough. Gordon, go work in the yards.
Gordon: *Sighs* Yes sir. *walks to train yard*
Hawkeye: Well, this is going good so far.
Near the yards
Gordon: I cannot let Hawkeye take that train. It should be my job.
Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to their train, while Gordon was planning to sneak in.
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: *Climbs into cab*
Coffee Creme: What are wewe doing?
Gordon: Taking over.
Hawkeye: You're supposed to work in the yards.
Gordon: Not anymore *Pushes Hawkeye out of engine* krisimasi is my inayopendelewa time of day, but I never get anything special. That will all change. *Drives engine*
Coffee Creme: Hawkeye, run!
Hawkeye: *Runs towards engine* I don't think I'll make it!
Coffee Creme: wewe gotta make it!
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. I will *gets on ladder to freight car*
Gordon: Who were wewe talking to?
Coffee Creme: No one.
Gordon: Good, now keep shoveling.
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal* I hope this doesn't go as bad as your thanksgiving with Honey.
Gordon: Thanksgiving was great. I shot a turkey's head off.
Coffee Creme: *Looks out to scenery* I wonder if this train would be moving fast enough for me to jump off, and die.
Meanwhile at the station
Snowflake: Pete, we got a problem.
Pete: What is it?
Snowflake: It's Gordon. He took off in Hawkeye's train.
Pete: What the fuck? I told him not too.
Snowflake: Well, he did anyway.
Pete: We better find a way to get Gordon out.
Snowflake: I think I saw Pierce climb on one of the cars.
Pete: That's good. Now he just needs to get into the locomotive. From there he can stop the train, and get Gordon out. Then, from there Percy, and Jeff will arrive in a truck. Then, from there, Percy, and Jeff can take Gordon back to the train yard.
Snowflake: Then what happens.
Pete: Then, from there Gordon can get back to work, and get suspended until new year's day.
Snowflake: An interesting way of putting things.
Back to the train
Hawkeye: *Climbs onto tender*
Coffee Creme: *sees Hawkeye*
Gordon: What are wewe looking at?
Coffee Creme: The coal supply. I just want to make sure we have enough.
Gordon: We have enough wewe fool. Watch for any red signals. *goes towards tender*
Coffee Creme: Where do wewe think you're going.
Gordon: That isn't your concern. *Gets to juu of train* Alright Hawkeye. Jump off.
Hawkeye: No.
Gordon: I'm sure you'd be zaidi comfortable on the ground, then on here freezing your punda off.
Hawkeye: Well, if wewe think wewe could freeze your punda off on here, why don't wewe jump off?
Gordon: Because I have to drive the train.
Hawkeye: Oh no, that's my job. Don't worry, I'll help wewe off the train *Pushes Gordon off*
Gordon: No!! *Falls on ground* Uuuugh *Moving legs* I'm alive? I'm alive!! Woo hoo!! *Standing up* I'm alive- ow, ok that hurts *Lays down on ground* Well, so much for getting that special from Denver. I wonder what it is anyway.
Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.
Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking wewe back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!
Two hours later in Denver
Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*
Meanwhile in Cheyenne
Pete: That was a very retarded thing for wewe to do.
Gordon: I don't give a fuck.
Pete: wewe are suspended from work until new year's day.
Gordon: Whatever. *walks away*
Percy: He's always getting suspended, isn't he?
Pete: Yep.
Jeff: Well, we're going to get back to the servicing facility, and work on the engines.
Pete: Good for you. At least somepony actually cares about their work.
Two zaidi hours later
Hawkeye: *Stops train at station*
Pete: How did it go?
Hawkeye: Good. Everything wewe asked for is all set.
Pete: Alright. Let's get everything out of the train then.
Workers: *Getting boxes out of train*
Pete: Are wewe excited to know what's in there?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I really want to know.
Pete: Well, I'll tell wewe guys tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Pete: You've got no zaidi work to do for now, why don't we play poker?
Hawkeye: Sounds good to me.
Pete: I'll make an announcement. *Walks to his office*
Hawkeye: *Sits on bench*
Pete: *Speaking in microphone* Attention, anypony that wishes to play poker may meet me in my office.
8 dakika later, Pete, Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, Percy, and Jeff were playing poker. So far, Percy had zaidi money then anyone.
Percy: Ok, one zaidi round.
Hawkeye: How about zaidi then one round? I'm nearly bankrupt here.
Percy: Maybe wewe guys can play zaidi then one round, but I'm not. I am tired, and want to go home.
Pete: Alright, I'll deal this time *dealing cards*
Coffee Creme: *Counting money* Percy has fifteen dollars, Pete has fifty bits, I have four dollars, Pierce has eight dollars, and Jeff has one dollar, and fifty bits.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards* Alright, who's going to take cards?
Coffee Creme: trois s'il vous plaît
Pete: What?
Coffee Creme: Don't wewe speak french? I alisema three please.
Pete: My mistake *Gives Coffee creme three cards*
Hawkeye: Dos por favor.
Pete: Si. *gives Hawkeye two cards*
Coffee Creme: Oh, wewe understand spanish, but not french?
Pete: I know a lot of languages.
Percy: Keine Karten
Pete: No cards for Percy.
Coffee Creme: What was that?
Percy: German.
Pete: Jeff, how many?
Jeff: Just one.
Pete: Ok, *gives Jeff one card* And I will take three *takes three cards* Let's start betting.
Coffee Creme: I'll go all in.
Hawkeye: All in? She put in four dollars, so I might as well too *Put in four dollars*
Jeff: I'll have to go all in as well *Puts $1.50 in*
Percy: You're going to regret doing that *Puts four dollars in*
Pete: *Puts fifty bits in* Alright, onyesha your cards.
Coffee Creme: Full house of tens, and queens.
Hawkeye: Full house of kings, and queens.
Jeff: Aw fiddlesticks. Only three of a kind.
Percy: Four of a kind, and they're all aces.
Pete: wewe might've won every round so far, but this one is all mine. Royal flush.
Hawkeye: How is that possible?
Pete: Good instincts. Now, it's time for us to go home.
inayofuata morning, when everypony arrived at the station, it was decorated in krisimasi lights, and a sign hung from the roof saying Merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: Oh, I get it. Those decorations were in the boxes that we brought over here.
Coffee Creme: They're so magnificent.
Pete: What do wewe think?
Hawkeye: It's beautiful sir. It really is.
January 1, 1953
Hawkeye: *Finishing up letter* None of us got any presents, but we didn't care. Those decorations were amazing, we were together, and Gordon was suspended from work.
Your son, Pierce Hawkins.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
A safety video gets filmed on the Union Pacific.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 18
Sending A Letter, again
January 1, 1953
At Hawkeye's house near the Cheyenne Union Station
Hawkeye: *Writing* Dear Father, I know it's been nearly two weeks since I sent wewe my last letter, but I want to wish wewe a happy new year. Did wewe enjoy christmas? I sure did. In case wewe want to hear about it.....
December 24, 1952
....Here's how it went. Metal Gloss, and I were talking to each other when Pete came for a meeting.
Pete: Gather around everypony.
Workers: *Gather around*
Pete: Tomorrow is a special day. I want Pierce, and Coffee Creme to go to Denver to get a freight to bring here.
Hawkeye: What's in the train?
Pete: Wait, and see. It's a surprise.
Coffee Creme: Ooh. I upendo surprises.
Pete: Honey, wewe go with Metal Gloss to St. Foalis, and deliver a passenger train.
Metal Gloss: I won't let wewe down.
Honey: *Salutes*
Pete: Percy, and Jeff. I need wewe two to maintain our engines in the servicing facility.
Percy: We'll do our best.
Pete: Bartholomew, I'll let wewe try to be conductor again. wewe can be on Metal Gloss' train to St. Foalis.
Bartholomew: With pleasure sir.
Pete: Orion, you're going all the way to Chicagoat. The Pennsylvania railroad needs zaidi fuel for their engines, and we're to deliver it to them.
Orion: Ok.
Pete: Snowflake, wewe know what you're doing.
Snowflake: Yup.
Pete: Gordon, I got a special job for you.
Gordon: Yes?
Pete: Work in the yards.
Gordon: No. I want to get that special train that Hawkeye is supposed to get.
Pete: Hawkeye, is that alright with you?
Hawkeye: No, I don't want krisimasi to be ruined kwa the scrooge here.
Gordon: Hey, who are wewe calling a scrooge?
Pete: That's enough. Gordon, go work in the yards.
Gordon: *Sighs* Yes sir. *walks to train yard*
Hawkeye: Well, this is going good so far.
Near the yards
Gordon: I cannot let Hawkeye take that train. It should be my job.
Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to their train, while Gordon was planning to sneak in.
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: *Climbs into cab*
Coffee Creme: What are wewe doing?
Gordon: Taking over.
Hawkeye: You're supposed to work in the yards.
Gordon: Not anymore *Pushes Hawkeye out of engine* krisimasi is my inayopendelewa time of day, but I never get anything special. That will all change. *Drives engine*
Coffee Creme: Hawkeye, run!
Hawkeye: *Runs towards engine* I don't think I'll make it!
Coffee Creme: wewe gotta make it!
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. I will *gets on ladder to freight car*
Gordon: Who were wewe talking to?
Coffee Creme: No one.
Gordon: Good, now keep shoveling.
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal* I hope this doesn't go as bad as your thanksgiving with Honey.
Gordon: Thanksgiving was great. I shot a turkey's head off.
Coffee Creme: *Looks out to scenery* I wonder if this train would be moving fast enough for me to jump off, and die.
Meanwhile at the station
Snowflake: Pete, we got a problem.
Pete: What is it?
Snowflake: It's Gordon. He took off in Hawkeye's train.
Pete: What the fuck? I told him not too.
Snowflake: Well, he did anyway.
Pete: We better find a way to get Gordon out.
Snowflake: I think I saw Pierce climb on one of the cars.
Pete: That's good. Now he just needs to get into the locomotive. From there he can stop the train, and get Gordon out. Then, from there Percy, and Jeff will arrive in a truck. Then, from there, Percy, and Jeff can take Gordon back to the train yard.
Snowflake: Then what happens.
Pete: Then, from there Gordon can get back to work, and get suspended until new year's day.
Snowflake: An interesting way of putting things.
Back to the train
Hawkeye: *Climbs onto tender*
Coffee Creme: *sees Hawkeye*
Gordon: What are wewe looking at?
Coffee Creme: The coal supply. I just want to make sure we have enough.
Gordon: We have enough wewe fool. Watch for any red signals. *goes towards tender*
Coffee Creme: Where do wewe think you're going.
Gordon: That isn't your concern. *Gets to juu of train* Alright Hawkeye. Jump off.
Hawkeye: No.
Gordon: I'm sure you'd be zaidi comfortable on the ground, then on here freezing your punda off.
Hawkeye: Well, if wewe think wewe could freeze your punda off on here, why don't wewe jump off?
Gordon: Because I have to drive the train.
Hawkeye: Oh no, that's my job. Don't worry, I'll help wewe off the train *Pushes Gordon off*
Gordon: No!! *Falls on ground* Uuuugh *Moving legs* I'm alive? I'm alive!! Woo hoo!! *Standing up* I'm alive- ow, ok that hurts *Lays down on ground* Well, so much for getting that special from Denver. I wonder what it is anyway.
Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.
Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking wewe back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!
Two hours later in Denver
Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*
Meanwhile in Cheyenne
Pete: That was a very retarded thing for wewe to do.
Gordon: I don't give a fuck.
Pete: wewe are suspended from work until new year's day.
Gordon: Whatever. *walks away*
Percy: He's always getting suspended, isn't he?
Pete: Yep.
Jeff: Well, we're going to get back to the servicing facility, and work on the engines.
Pete: Good for you. At least somepony actually cares about their work.
Two zaidi hours later
Hawkeye: *Stops train at station*
Pete: How did it go?
Hawkeye: Good. Everything wewe asked for is all set.
Pete: Alright. Let's get everything out of the train then.
Workers: *Getting boxes out of train*
Pete: Are wewe excited to know what's in there?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I really want to know.
Pete: Well, I'll tell wewe guys tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Pete: You've got no zaidi work to do for now, why don't we play poker?
Hawkeye: Sounds good to me.
Pete: I'll make an announcement. *Walks to his office*
Hawkeye: *Sits on bench*
Pete: *Speaking in microphone* Attention, anypony that wishes to play poker may meet me in my office.
8 dakika later, Pete, Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, Percy, and Jeff were playing poker. So far, Percy had zaidi money then anyone.
Percy: Ok, one zaidi round.
Hawkeye: How about zaidi then one round? I'm nearly bankrupt here.
Percy: Maybe wewe guys can play zaidi then one round, but I'm not. I am tired, and want to go home.
Pete: Alright, I'll deal this time *dealing cards*
Coffee Creme: *Counting money* Percy has fifteen dollars, Pete has fifty bits, I have four dollars, Pierce has eight dollars, and Jeff has one dollar, and fifty bits.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards* Alright, who's going to take cards?
Coffee Creme: trois s'il vous plaît
Pete: What?
Coffee Creme: Don't wewe speak french? I alisema three please.
Pete: My mistake *Gives Coffee creme three cards*
Hawkeye: Dos por favor.
Pete: Si. *gives Hawkeye two cards*
Coffee Creme: Oh, wewe understand spanish, but not french?
Pete: I know a lot of languages.
Percy: Keine Karten
Pete: No cards for Percy.
Coffee Creme: What was that?
Percy: German.
Pete: Jeff, how many?
Jeff: Just one.
Pete: Ok, *gives Jeff one card* And I will take three *takes three cards* Let's start betting.
Coffee Creme: I'll go all in.
Hawkeye: All in? She put in four dollars, so I might as well too *Put in four dollars*
Jeff: I'll have to go all in as well *Puts $1.50 in*
Percy: You're going to regret doing that *Puts four dollars in*
Pete: *Puts fifty bits in* Alright, onyesha your cards.
Coffee Creme: Full house of tens, and queens.
Hawkeye: Full house of kings, and queens.
Jeff: Aw fiddlesticks. Only three of a kind.
Percy: Four of a kind, and they're all aces.
Pete: wewe might've won every round so far, but this one is all mine. Royal flush.
Hawkeye: How is that possible?
Pete: Good instincts. Now, it's time for us to go home.
inayofuata morning, when everypony arrived at the station, it was decorated in krisimasi lights, and a sign hung from the roof saying Merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: Oh, I get it. Those decorations were in the boxes that we brought over here.
Coffee Creme: They're so magnificent.
Pete: What do wewe think?
Hawkeye: It's beautiful sir. It really is.
January 1, 1953
Hawkeye: *Finishing up letter* None of us got any presents, but we didn't care. Those decorations were amazing, we were together, and Gordon was suspended from work.
Your son, Pierce Hawkins.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
A safety video gets filmed on the Union Pacific.
