Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over kwa the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* zaidi like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do wewe need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that wewe know this, I gotta let wewe go *kills Con Mane*
A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.
P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got wewe into this Con?
Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to wewe the 5th installment of Con Mane called...
You'll Only Live Twice
Starring
Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys
Cars provided kwa
Chevronet
Equestrian Motor Works
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.
The inayofuata siku in Canterlot
Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank wewe Moneybit. I better be zaidi careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need wewe to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.
So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.
Con: Where's the gppony, pony were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's inayopendelewa food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do wewe know about the gppony, pony that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.
After 17 dakika of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.
S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are wewe doing here?
Con: We're here to help wewe stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe wewe have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok wewe guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would wewe care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: wewe push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a gppony, pony down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*
The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.
Rareesa: It's at the space station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!
So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.
Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*
Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the space station killing some ponies that got in there way.
S: *grabs pen*
Con: wewe gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me wewe were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my sekunde life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!
Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.
M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for wewe to help us with.
And what might that be? Is it...
A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a mole in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad gppony, pony from launching zaidi missiles
D. Buying chai for Rareesa
If wewe guessed C preventing somepony from launching zaidi missiles wewe are correct.
Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where wewe were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.
M.I.6 was going to train Con with some karate.
Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Learning this will help wewe get the upper hoof.
Con: Well then lets do this.
So Con practiced with the other gppony, pony until..
british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach wewe zaidi karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a gppony, pony down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need zaidi reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills zaidi ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. How about we practice zaidi karate?
The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.
M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, wewe learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all wewe need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if wewe die from being too old?
Con: I get my sekunde life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*
So let's see how this goes
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* zaidi like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do wewe need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that wewe know this, I gotta let wewe go. *shoots gun*
Con: wewe missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!
5 ponies then arrived at the scene.
Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes gppony, pony over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.
0007 then went toward the mashua that would be launching the missiles.
korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes gppony, pony off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* au on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let wewe live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*
None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his inayofuata adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
The End
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over kwa the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* zaidi like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do wewe need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that wewe know this, I gotta let wewe go *kills Con Mane*
A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.
P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got wewe into this Con?
Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to wewe the 5th installment of Con Mane called...
You'll Only Live Twice
Starring
Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys
Cars provided kwa
Chevronet
Equestrian Motor Works
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.
The inayofuata siku in Canterlot
Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank wewe Moneybit. I better be zaidi careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need wewe to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.
So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.
Con: Where's the gppony, pony were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's inayopendelewa food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do wewe know about the gppony, pony that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.
After 17 dakika of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.
S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are wewe doing here?
Con: We're here to help wewe stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe wewe have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok wewe guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would wewe care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: wewe push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a gppony, pony down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*
The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.
Rareesa: It's at the space station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!
So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.
Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*
Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the space station killing some ponies that got in there way.
S: *grabs pen*
Con: wewe gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me wewe were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my sekunde life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!
Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.
M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for wewe to help us with.
And what might that be? Is it...
A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a mole in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad gppony, pony from launching zaidi missiles
D. Buying chai for Rareesa
If wewe guessed C preventing somepony from launching zaidi missiles wewe are correct.
Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where wewe were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.
M.I.6 was going to train Con with some karate.
Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Learning this will help wewe get the upper hoof.
Con: Well then lets do this.
So Con practiced with the other gppony, pony until..
british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach wewe zaidi karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a gppony, pony down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need zaidi reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills zaidi ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. How about we practice zaidi karate?
The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.
M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, wewe learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all wewe need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if wewe die from being too old?
Con: I get my sekunde life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*
So let's see how this goes
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* zaidi like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do wewe need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that wewe know this, I gotta let wewe go. *shoots gun*
Con: wewe missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!
5 ponies then arrived at the scene.
Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes gppony, pony over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.
0007 then went toward the mashua that would be launching the missiles.
korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes gppony, pony off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* au on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let wewe live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*
None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his inayofuata adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
The End
#90: Another
Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an anime that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this swali with anime fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The anime is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored kwa the class. But then, students in the...
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Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an anime that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this swali with anime fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The anime is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored kwa the class. But then, students in the...
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So Halo 3 follows, who else, Master Chief, as he, and now the Elites, face off what remains of the Covenant, all while Master Chief has to deal with being separated from Cortana, his partner from the awali two...
