Phil samaki - Cancelled Fez 2, told others to kill themselves, says your game is better than all other games, and all Japanese games suck. I’d blow up his Twitter page if he didn’t futa it.
Anita Sarkeesian - Attacks games as being sexist for no reason. The female Hitler
Zoe Quinn - Lies about her popularity and wants to censor internet. Literally fucked her way to the top
CNN - Says all anime is child porn
fox, mbweha News - FUCKING EVERYTHING
The Fine Brothers - Copyright all reaction videos, and trying to hide it
EA - Microtransaction, closed Maxius, and nyota Wars: Battlefront
Activision - Call of Duty twice a year, hiding Call of Duty 4 Remastered behind paywall
Ubisoft - Assassin’s Creed: Unity
Capcom - DLC
Konami - Silent Hills Cancellation, firing Kojima, creating Pachinko machines of Castlevania and Silent Hill, and literally everything about them
Rajan Zed - Attacking Persona as being hateful towards religion
Jaden Smith - Thinks education and brain washing and believes himself as a prophet
Willow Smith - Whip My fucking Hair
Taylor mwepesi, teleka - Anger with ex-boyfriends and attacks those who makes jokes
Miley Cyrus - Twerking craze and makes me want to hang myself
Nicki Minaj - Physically makes me ill when watching Anaconda au Stupid Ho
Lindsay Lohan - zaidi cocaine than Scarface
Justin Bieber - Autotuned, rude behaving, arrogant prick
Chris Brown - Beats women… won’t make a joke about that
Kanye West - The supposed sekunde coming of Jesus
Steven Anderson - Crazed cultist who believes France deserved to be attacked kwa terrorists, and metal mashabiki should die
Matthew Hagee - Says that outlawing video games will stop all violence. Even ISIS
Westboro Baptist Church - zaidi hated than KKK, which is hard to believe
Nuclear Hellfrost - Desecrated the grave of Pantera member, Dimebag Darrell
Candy Crush - Tried to copyright the word “candy”... No, I’m serious. This happened
SOPA - Wanted to censor the internet like a bunch of pussies
Pat Robertson - Believes that murder in video games is as bad as murder in real life, which, yes, it IS fucking stupid
Ouya Creators - The biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Coleco Chameleon Creators - No, THESE are the biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Joe Biden - Wants to tax violent video games. Might as well tax air. au don’t, cause, like taxing video games, that’s a fucking stupid idea
ZilianOP - Fakes being a victim for money
PETA - Says that animal violence is wrong, but instead of doing something about it, they attack things like Super Mario, Pokemon Black and White, and Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
Ralph Nader - Video games rape children. Again, this is fucking stupid
Southington, Connecticut - Wants to burn and destroy video games, Nazi Book Burning style
Google - FUCKING GOOGLE+
Twitter - Having a different opinion is offensive, making Twitter a little whiny bitch, kahaba of a social website
Facebook - Where total stranger will be your friend, shit all over your ukuta with crap wewe don’t care about, and be a cesspool for white kids who try so hard to be black, that they are zaidi white than a 50s sitcom
Youtube - Gaming channels, vines, those fucking pranks, those fucking reactions to pranks, those fucking reactions to reactions of pranks, and maybe some actual talent that will always go unnoticed because there isn’t enough Pewdiepie, and the maoni is basically Mad Max
Tumblr - Feminazis fucking EVERYWHERE
Instagram - If wewe post constant selfies, maybe wewe can upendo yourself… No… wewe won’t
Reddit - A huge foramu of people who think memes are comedy gold
4Chan - Fucking Anarchy
Wal-Mart - Proof that slavery is still a thing
McDonalds - That shit is not food
Comcast - The customer service sucks zaidi dick than a back alley hooker
SeaWorld - Yeah, try covering up an employee's death. That’s not fucking corrupt at all
Chipotle - E.Coli is why I eat at home
Tom Six - Human Fucking Centipede
M Night Shyamalan -The Last Fucking Airbender
Uwe Boll - Alone in the Fucking Dark, House of the Fucking Dead, Far Fucking Cry, Po-Fucking-Stal, Blood-Fucking-Rayne- Fuck it! All of his goddamn movies
Michael bay - EVERY! SINGLE! FUCKING! Transformers MOVIE! The Ninja Turtles movie sucked too! Purge 2 was okay
Hitler - He’s a psychotic dictator. And his moustache looks fucking stupid
Keemstar - The fox, mbweha News of Youtube. That is not a good thing to be compared to
Roosh TV - Who in the flying fuck would support rape?!
Nicole Arbor - I haven’t seen support for fat people like that since the Hitler’s upendo for the jews
PrankInvasion - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR SHITTY PRANKS! FUCK HAVING TO PAY TO LEARN SHITTY PRANKS!
Sam Pepper - Pretending to kill someone in front of their best friend and traumatizing them is not funny. wewe fuck! And wewe make fucking prank videos. What are wewe doing with your life?
Black Eyed Peas - Autotuned music
Insane Clown Posse - An ego bigger than Jupiter
Limp Bizkit - Douchebags to everyone
FNAF mashabiki - No, I don’t give a shit about your ship fic. And no, I don’t jerk it to a robot with the body of a dead child inside. That’s fucked up
Bronies - No, I don’t jerk it to horses, and no, I don’t give a shit who the best gppony, pony is.
Undertale mashabiki - No, I don’t jerk it to skeletons-
Sonic mashabiki - No, I don’t jerk it to hedgeh-
Minecraft - No, I don’t jerk-
Steven Universe mashabiki - No, I don’t-
Pokemon mashabiki - No, I-
anime mashabiki - No-
Social Justice Warriors - Fuck! You!
People Who bitch, kahaba and Complain About People and Things They Hate - ….. Wait a minute
Anita Sarkeesian - Attacks games as being sexist for no reason. The female Hitler
Zoe Quinn - Lies about her popularity and wants to censor internet. Literally fucked her way to the top
CNN - Says all anime is child porn
fox, mbweha News - FUCKING EVERYTHING
The Fine Brothers - Copyright all reaction videos, and trying to hide it
EA - Microtransaction, closed Maxius, and nyota Wars: Battlefront
Activision - Call of Duty twice a year, hiding Call of Duty 4 Remastered behind paywall
Ubisoft - Assassin’s Creed: Unity
Capcom - DLC
Konami - Silent Hills Cancellation, firing Kojima, creating Pachinko machines of Castlevania and Silent Hill, and literally everything about them
Rajan Zed - Attacking Persona as being hateful towards religion
Jaden Smith - Thinks education and brain washing and believes himself as a prophet
Willow Smith - Whip My fucking Hair
Taylor mwepesi, teleka - Anger with ex-boyfriends and attacks those who makes jokes
Miley Cyrus - Twerking craze and makes me want to hang myself
Nicki Minaj - Physically makes me ill when watching Anaconda au Stupid Ho
Lindsay Lohan - zaidi cocaine than Scarface
Justin Bieber - Autotuned, rude behaving, arrogant prick
Chris Brown - Beats women… won’t make a joke about that
Kanye West - The supposed sekunde coming of Jesus
Steven Anderson - Crazed cultist who believes France deserved to be attacked kwa terrorists, and metal mashabiki should die
Matthew Hagee - Says that outlawing video games will stop all violence. Even ISIS
Westboro Baptist Church - zaidi hated than KKK, which is hard to believe
Nuclear Hellfrost - Desecrated the grave of Pantera member, Dimebag Darrell
Candy Crush - Tried to copyright the word “candy”... No, I’m serious. This happened
SOPA - Wanted to censor the internet like a bunch of pussies
Pat Robertson - Believes that murder in video games is as bad as murder in real life, which, yes, it IS fucking stupid
Ouya Creators - The biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Coleco Chameleon Creators - No, THESE are the biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Joe Biden - Wants to tax violent video games. Might as well tax air. au don’t, cause, like taxing video games, that’s a fucking stupid idea
ZilianOP - Fakes being a victim for money
PETA - Says that animal violence is wrong, but instead of doing something about it, they attack things like Super Mario, Pokemon Black and White, and Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
Ralph Nader - Video games rape children. Again, this is fucking stupid
Southington, Connecticut - Wants to burn and destroy video games, Nazi Book Burning style
Google - FUCKING GOOGLE+
Twitter - Having a different opinion is offensive, making Twitter a little whiny bitch, kahaba of a social website
Facebook - Where total stranger will be your friend, shit all over your ukuta with crap wewe don’t care about, and be a cesspool for white kids who try so hard to be black, that they are zaidi white than a 50s sitcom
Youtube - Gaming channels, vines, those fucking pranks, those fucking reactions to pranks, those fucking reactions to reactions of pranks, and maybe some actual talent that will always go unnoticed because there isn’t enough Pewdiepie, and the maoni is basically Mad Max
Tumblr - Feminazis fucking EVERYWHERE
Instagram - If wewe post constant selfies, maybe wewe can upendo yourself… No… wewe won’t
Reddit - A huge foramu of people who think memes are comedy gold
4Chan - Fucking Anarchy
Wal-Mart - Proof that slavery is still a thing
McDonalds - That shit is not food
Comcast - The customer service sucks zaidi dick than a back alley hooker
SeaWorld - Yeah, try covering up an employee's death. That’s not fucking corrupt at all
Chipotle - E.Coli is why I eat at home
Tom Six - Human Fucking Centipede
M Night Shyamalan -The Last Fucking Airbender
Uwe Boll - Alone in the Fucking Dark, House of the Fucking Dead, Far Fucking Cry, Po-Fucking-Stal, Blood-Fucking-Rayne- Fuck it! All of his goddamn movies
Michael bay - EVERY! SINGLE! FUCKING! Transformers MOVIE! The Ninja Turtles movie sucked too! Purge 2 was okay
Hitler - He’s a psychotic dictator. And his moustache looks fucking stupid
Keemstar - The fox, mbweha News of Youtube. That is not a good thing to be compared to
Roosh TV - Who in the flying fuck would support rape?!
Nicole Arbor - I haven’t seen support for fat people like that since the Hitler’s upendo for the jews
PrankInvasion - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR SHITTY PRANKS! FUCK HAVING TO PAY TO LEARN SHITTY PRANKS!
Sam Pepper - Pretending to kill someone in front of their best friend and traumatizing them is not funny. wewe fuck! And wewe make fucking prank videos. What are wewe doing with your life?
Black Eyed Peas - Autotuned music
Insane Clown Posse - An ego bigger than Jupiter
Limp Bizkit - Douchebags to everyone
FNAF mashabiki - No, I don’t give a shit about your ship fic. And no, I don’t jerk it to a robot with the body of a dead child inside. That’s fucked up
Bronies - No, I don’t jerk it to horses, and no, I don’t give a shit who the best gppony, pony is.
Undertale mashabiki - No, I don’t jerk it to skeletons-
Sonic mashabiki - No, I don’t jerk it to hedgeh-
Minecraft - No, I don’t jerk-
Steven Universe mashabiki - No, I don’t-
Pokemon mashabiki - No, I-
anime mashabiki - No-
Social Justice Warriors - Fuck! You!
People Who bitch, kahaba and Complain About People and Things They Hate - ….. Wait a minute
It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere uandishi it the other way.
Joe: wewe screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., wewe alisema that several times now..
Joe: wewe killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would wewe want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are wewe serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are wewe braindead au something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would wewe want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE wewe KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill wewe straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the utoto and the silver spoon"
Joe: wewe screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., wewe alisema that several times now..
Joe: wewe killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would wewe want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are wewe serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are wewe braindead au something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would wewe want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE wewe KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill wewe straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the utoto and the silver spoon"
