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(Phillip and Walter walk down the hall of Ricardo’s building)
Phillip: Walter, do we really want to go back and work for this guy
Walter: He’s got money. We don’t. I think that if we work for him a bit longer, we could make our money back. Besides, I got everything planned out
Phillip: wewe do?
Walter: Yes. We’ll do just a few zaidi jobs for him, and when we’re sure we’ve got everything we need, we’ll do one last job. A huge heist at a bank.
Phillip: A-a bank heist?
Walter: Yes. It’s the perfect way to get all the money we need
(They open the door to Ricardo’s office)
Ricardo: (On the phone) wewe think wewe can mess with me, and get away with it. No way. Not gonna happen. I’ll kill wewe myself, wewe bastard…. Okay, bye, Grandma (Hangs up) Walter! Phillip! Come here, wewe crazy sons of bitches. What can I do for you
Walter: We just came back for some zaidi work
Ricardo: zaidi work, eh? I like your determination. I got a pretty simple job for you. That dhahabu Experience wewe guys found is a real valuable drug. (Places a suitcase with the drug in it on the desk) There are these guys who want the drug for a lot of money. Just go and sell it to them. Simple as that
Walter: That’s it? You’re right, this should be easy.
Ricardo: Excellent. I’ll be sure to see wewe guys soon.
(They take the suitcase and walk out)
Walter: (To Phillip) What did I tell you. I have a way with words

Henry: (Talking with a group of police officers outside) Alright men, here are the two men who had robbed the store and killed the man. They are extremely dangerous. But, we believe they are driving a worn out Chevrolet. If wewe find it, approach it with caution.
Officer: What are wewe gonna do, detective?
Henry: I’ve gotta take these reports to the station to make sure the guys there will know who we’re dealing with
Officer: Understood (The police head out to their cars)
Henry: ... (Puts the files in his pocket) We’ll see how those two can handle it this time first.

(Walter and Phillip are waiting at a restaurant called McCharles)
Walter: (On the phone) Hey, Trevor. Just wanted to call to ask how you’re doing. I really want to see wewe soon. Oh, and as for your mother… Tell her I hope it’s bigger. upendo you, son (Hangs up)
Phillip: (Eating burger) Don’t wewe want to eat
Walter: I’m good, thanks
Phillip: Whatever wewe say (Eats) So what’s the deal with wewe and your son
Walter: Well, ever since me and my wife divorced, he’s been getting zaidi and zaidi distant from me
Phillip: Huh. Well, I wouldn’t know
Walter: That’s because you’re a twenty mwaka old who still lives with his mother. I’m a forty mwaka old who actually has a job.
Phillip: wewe “had” a job, then Lost it
Walter: Don’t remind me.

Gangster: (Walks into an office) Mr. Sanchez
Sanchez: Yes, what is it?
Gangster: I’ve heard that there is going to be a meeting with the Ricardo and the Italians at a harbor tonight.
Sanchez: Is that so?
Gangster: Yes, Mr. Sanchez. Perhaps we could cause a bit of trouble for Ricardo and the Italians.
Sanchez: Hmm… good idea. I don’t want any of Ricardo’s men to leave that harbor

Walter: (Driving their car to the location) So, when we get to the harbor, let me do the talking
Phillip: Please, I’ve done plenty of things like this. But, there was that one time last week where the guy shot at me
Walter: I alisema let me do the talking
Officer: (Drives down the road, as he spots their car) (Picks up the radio) This is patrol 61. I’ve spotted the Chevrolet. Their heading to the harbor right now. I’m gonna follow them, but I’m gonna need backup (Follows them quietly)
(Walter and Phillip arrive to the harbor)
(They get out of the car and meet a group of Ricardo’s men)
Phillip: (Looks at one of them) hujambo there
Mobster: ………
(Phillip turns forward, awkwardly)
(Three white cars pull up)
Italian: (Gets out of the car, with others, as they walk toward them) wewe got the Experience?
Walter: wewe got the money?
(The Italians open a suitcase with a large stack of money inside)
Walter: Alright. Phillip, hand me the suitcase
Phillip: (Walks mbele to hand him the suitcase)
(Three black cars pull up to the location)
(A group of gangsters get out of the car and aim their guns at the group)
Gangster: Stop right there
Italian: What the hell (The Italians pull their guns out and point them at the group) Was this your plan
Walter: Are wewe kidding me. How would this be our plan
(Ricardo’s men point guns at the Italians and Sanchez’s men)
(A set of police cars pull up)
Officer: Knoxville Police Department. Drop your weapons
Walter: What the hell is going on
Gangster: Go to hell (Fires his gun, shooting a police officer)
(The Italians, Ricard’s Men, Sanchez’s Men, and the Police begin to shoot at each other)
(Walter and Phillip scream in terror, standing in the middle of the gunfight)
(Members of all sides begin to fall dead)
Phillip: Oh god, we’re gonna die!
(The gun moto finally stops)
(Walter and Phillip stop screaming as they hear the gunfire stop) (They see all of the people in the fight are dead, and lying on the ground)
Phillip: Oh god, we should get out of here
Walter: Good idea (Picks up the suitcase with the money and gets in the car)

(Walter and Phillip walk into Ricardo’s building)
Walter: Well, that didn’t go over well (Opens the door)
Ricardo: wewe think it was me. Do wewe want to go to war, wewe bastard. Hello!? Hello!? (Hangs up) Goddamn it! (Looks at Walter and Phillip) Thank god wewe two made it out alive. What happened
Walter: These guys in black cars showed up and the Italians thought it was us, and then the police showed up
Ricardo: Goddamn it. That Sanchez Family has been screwing me over since the beginning. Now we’ve got the Italians on us and there’s no doubt that the police are gonna look into this.
Walter: Well, whatever it’s worth, we managed to get the money from the deal, as well as the drug back
Ricardo: I guess that’s something to be thankful for. Good work. Perhaps this Experience will help a little (Takes out a few dollars from the suitcase and tosses them to Walter and Phillip) Here. For your troubles
Phillip: Thanks
Ricardo: No problem. I hope to see wewe boys again
Walter: I’m sure wewe will (He and Phillip walk out)

(The police investigate the scene at the harbor)
Officer: Jesus. This is a massacre
Henry: Sure is.
Officer: We still don’t know who could have been a part of this
Henry: Guess not

Henry: (Sits in his office as he looks over the files of Walter and Phillip) These guys are good. Damn good (Lights a cigarette) Maybe they’re worth zaidi than I thought (Lights their files on moto and throws it into the trash can)
Now, after I did a orodha for annoying Zelda characters, I noticed something. There are a lot of creepy Zelda characters. And, when I say creepy, I mean REALLY creepy. Now, this is my opinion, so, I may have a different idea of what’s creepy than you. So, with that said, lets start the list

 Dying Guard
Dying Guard


#10: Dying Guard from Ocarina of Time - Now, this is lower on the orodha because this is a secret character. But, it’s still creepy nonetheless. After wewe see Zelda run out of Hyrule ngome Town, wewe are supposed to head to the Temple of Light. BUT, if wewe go to the alley that is opposite...
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Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell wewe all what my inayopendelewa Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list

 The Eagle
The Eagle


#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the orodha then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great kwa today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...
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Ah, yes, its krisimasi time again and what better way to celebrate this time of year, then with a bunch of krisimasi movies. Now, remember, these are not the best krisimasi sinema ever made, its just my favorite. Second, they have to be sinema I have seen. And, lastly, they have to be krisimasi themed in one way au another. So, with that, lets get started.

20: Jingle All the Way - Now, this sinema may not be the best movie ever made, but, wewe have to remember… Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie. Holy shit, if that isn’t worth watching this movie, I don’t know what is. Anyway, this...
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To infinity and beyond.
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link



This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...
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Thank you. -Sincerely, COLA.
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: Hey, who ate all the Captain Crunch
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die

Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like wewe gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)

Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, wewe need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could wewe drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking nyumbani (Drives off)

Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Teacher: Alright, listen up class
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: wewe will all be having a fundraiser. Each of wewe will be aliyopewa a box and wewe will need to go door to door and sell them. The juu seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The juu seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes...
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So, I have been on the internet for a LONG time, and, its no secret that the internet is a weird place. I mean, it has some weird stuff in it. It ranges to those god awful fanfics, to those weird bloated fetish pictures on DeviantArt, to Rule 34- NO, we’re not talking about that again. But, what’s REAL weird is the fact that people actually dedicate their time and even money to make full websites dedicated to these sort of things. So, I want to share with wewe some of the strange websites that are out there. Now, I am going to talk about STRANGE websites. Not those putrid disgusting ones...
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I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started uigizaji like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...
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Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? wewe son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do wewe think wewe are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case wewe forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where wewe kill zombies........... Okay, I should be zaidi specific. Dead Rising is a game where wewe kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They onyesha he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...
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Song: link

Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to onyesha wewe Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen dakika sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can wewe get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...
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Hey, finally, a orodha that may actually get me noticed because muziki is zaidi common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my inayopendelewa musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the juu 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with wewe all the musicians, au bands, au whatever there is, that I like, just so wewe all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...
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So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my inayopendelewa Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to juu all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned kwa Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches ngome to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...
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I’m not one to get too hyped about video games. When a trailer comes out, depending on the game, I usually go, “That looks pretty cool”, to being completely excited. But I never, and I mean never, pre-order games au even go look into the game unless they are highly reviewed au just something that may seem interesting on the box. I alisema interesting, I didn’t say good. How else could I get roped into playing Fight Club: The Game. But, there are times when I let my excitement get the best of me. Mostly, it turns out okay. Other times… It doesn’t. That is what I am here to talk about...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Video game bosses are some of my inayopendelewa parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between wewe and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything wewe learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a sour, wamekula taste...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Teacher: Okay, everyone, wewe have a new student joining our class
Wind: Why the hell would anyone want to go to this school
Teacher: I ask myself that all the time. Now, he is a new student, and it is your guy’s job to make him feel unwelcome, unloved, and pathetic. Her name is Megan
???: (Comes in, with a backpack covered in anime character stickers, and has blue hair) Konichiwa. But, my names not Megan, it’s Miku
Teacher: Whatever, just take a kiti, kiti cha (Miku sits inayofuata to Wind and Cody)
Cody: Hey, Wind, looks, another fagface. You’re not alone after all
Wind: wewe do know I have the code...
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