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When I first saw this inayofuata movie, I remember thinking it was the scariest movie ever made. Now, as creepy as it is, it’s not the scariest movie ever made. It’s damn creepy and has lots of disturbing moments in it, but it is far from being the scariest movie ever. But, I still upendo it. And, shockingly, this movie is a remake. And in 2010, when Nightmare on Elm mitaani, mtaa got a remake (And wewe probably already know how I feel about that movie). So, when this movie got it’s remake out, I was shocked at how much I actually loved it. So, let us watch the remake of a classic movie, known as The Crazies.



So, the movie follows the sheriff of a small town in Iowa, named David, and his wife Judy, and co-worker and friend Russell, as they slowly start to notice the town beginning to become contaminated with a strange disease. People become uncontrollable, wandering around and killing people. They mostly kill everyone who they once knew, since it is a small town, killing friends, family, and neighbors. It’s pretty terrifying to think. As time goes on, the town starts to get zaidi and zaidi crazy, to where the government starts to execute everyone in the city, including those who aren’t infected. So, the survivors of the film have to avoid both the military and their powerful weaponry, and the mass numbers of Crazies there are. So, kwa that logic, it’s clear to see just how screwed are main cast of survivors are. The feeling of dread between these characters, I find to be very well done. Their not able to get help from anyone, even from the very people who are supposed to protect the country, and have little chance of survival. It’s like Dead Rising, only without zombies, and zaidi crazed individuals. Oh, and speaking of which...



I upendo the Crazies in this movie. They’re like zombies, but way smarter. They can communicate, and behave like normal humans, but are able to gather together in huge groups and kill others who are not infected. Whenever these things come on screen, their either cool to look at au are so terrifying, that you’d just lie down and cry whenever they came on screen, which is a good thing. These things are so well done, and yet they look pretty human, despite them having all that makeup on, which, let me just say, took THREE HOURS each siku for the actors to put on. And aliyopewa that there were quite a few actors with that kind of makeup on, it’s easy to say that the designs of the Crazies faces were quite time consuming. But, they were effective, and worked in the favor of the creators in the end, because these Crazies are just so good. It shows just how well the budget for this film is, especially when wewe compare it to the original 1973 version, which just used some “blood”. This movie has blood, gore, and some of the best infected ubunifu I’ve seen. And to think they were all created after (Spoilers) the government poisoned the water supply, kwa crashing a plane into the lake, releasing a virus known as Trixie (I knew that blue horse would kill us all one day).



wewe know what my inayopendelewa scene, and probably everyone’s inayopendelewa scene in this movie was. The hospital scene, where Judy is strapped to a table, with others who failed to to get saved kwa the Government when evacuating survivors (Also spoilers, the government kills those who evacuated anyway), and is stuck in there, as Crazies break through the defenses and take over the area (Also, for a small town, there sure are a lot of people). After which, one of the Crazies walks through the halls of the room, dragging a pitchfork slowly on the ground, and walks in, where he begins stabbing everyone. Usually, I’m not one to be a shabiki of gore. Yes, I praise it if the gore effects look nice. But when using it as horror, I just roll my eyes. It’s the sekunde most overused trope of scaring people since jumpscares. However, unlike jumpscares, where I’ve only found two instances that were used well, I’ve seen gore have probably six when it was used well. This movie is one of them. While the gore is creepy, I find the feeling of this one Crazy slowly moving across the room, picking off defenseless individuals one kwa one, without any sound but the hard breathing of some of the survivors. That feeling of dread. I upendo that feeling. And it’s so perfectly used here, it scared kwa 11 mwaka old self almost to death. It’s so good, they used the scene for the cover of the DVD. That shows how good it is.



Of course, I can’t keep talking about how great the Crazies are (Even though I could go on for hours about why their amazing), The characters are amazing too. zaidi specifically Russell. He may just seem like a typical survivor that is just made to be killed off, but I find him way zaidi interesting than David au Judy. Throughout the movie, wewe see him as being this calm and understanding guy. However, as the movie goes on, things start to get worse for him. After David gets stabbed through the hand and almost killed kwa two of the Crazies, Russell walks in and shoots them, but doesn’t stop until the gun runs out of ammo. This may seem normal, but trust me, it’s very important later on. When David, Judy, and Russell run into a government official in a car, they hijack it and ask him what’s going on. It turns out (Spoilers) the plane was from the government, and was carrying a virus that turned people into Crazies. The plane was on it’s way to Texas to be destroyed, when the plane crashed into the town water supply, releasing it to the townspeople. (It’s a good thing Ohio water tastes like piss, so I don’t ever have to worry about that if it happens) Anyway, after hearing this, Russell kills the official and threatens to do the same to David and Judy. As it turns out, Russell has been infected, and is starting to turn. So, instead of letting himself be turned, and already know he’s a dead man, he sacrifices himself kwa distracting the government and getting shot so David and Judy can escape the city. Yeah, he was an asshole, but an asshole for a good reason.



The Crazies is probably one of my inayopendelewa horror movie remakes ever. It’s right up there with the remakes of The Thing, The Fly, and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The movie was a huge success, being the third highest grossing film of May 2010, right behind sinema Cop Out, and… shutter Island? What the hell is that? The movie was successful enough to get an iPhone game, a four issue comic book series, and there were rumors of a sequel, called The Even Crazier, but the studio gave little damn about this film, and decided to just not make it. Damn. If George A. Romero thought would be a good idea to make a sequel, than I think it would be too. Of course I would, I upendo this movie, even though most people probably didn’t. Oh well, I guess that this movie will just have to satisfy us until Hollywood decides to remake this one in a few years, and it will probably suck hard. Take care

Up inayofuata on October Movie Marathon: A Rob Zombie movie. Oh boy

mwepesi, teleka Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! wewe had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that wewe were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. wewe have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what wewe did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard mwepesi, teleka justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. wewe can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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(NOTE: This is an old makala I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a onyesha that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my vipendwa as well, so understand that before kusoma this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF wewe THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were wewe dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like wewe don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...
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King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are wewe one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give wewe this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can wewe hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...
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Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: wewe overslept again. Were wewe too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want wewe to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...
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(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are wewe sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are wewe okay Link...
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King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only mti in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...
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Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet jesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who alisema that? Are wewe a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that wewe weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: hujambo LISTEN hujambo LISTEN
Link: au this
Kebora Gebora: If wewe are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...
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Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If wewe wish to live, you’ll listen to me

What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams

The nuclear threats also make me glee

Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If wewe follow my laws, wewe will live long
wewe will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can wewe believe it. Over 199 makala and one whole mwaka later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for wewe guys to celebrate this 200th makala and one mwaka anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for wewe guys, I am going to make the first movie review for wewe guys. So, what film am I going to review for wewe guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...
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Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't wewe guys want to talk au something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do wewe have...
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