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Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve alisema before that I known Zombie zaidi for his sinema rather than his music, and this is one of the sinema I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… au it could turn out like his Halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to talk about Zombie’s…. magnum Opus? Maybe?.... It’s The Devil’s Rejects.



The Devil’s Rejects takes place right after another Zombie movie, House of 1000 Corpses (I’ve never seen it au heard anyone say anything good about it, so I doubt I’m missing out), about the Firefly family, consisting of Rufus, Mother Firefly, Otis, and Baby… Well, zaidi of just Otis and Baby, since Rufus gets killed and Mother Firefly gets captured kwa police. Anyway, Otis and Baby are trying to escape the police, who are hunting them down for over 75 accounts of homicide, with the help of Captain Spaulding, the psychotic killer clown who has, as Sheriff John Quincey Wydell does whatever he can to find and capture, au just kill, the remaining members of the Firefly family. Sounds pretty normal, but I gotta tell wewe all right now, this movie is… Well, how do I put it……. This movie is incredibly fucked.



The Devil’s Reject is probably the most hardest to watch horror movie so far of October Movie Marathon. The characters in this movie are all screwed up in the worst possible way. Otis is always beating, abusing, and raping women (And there is a scene of all three on this movie), Baby is always enjoying the suffering of others and forcing them to harm each other, Spaulding is just screwed up in general, and even Sheriff Wydell goes insane kwa the end of the movie, where (Spoilers) he just tortures the Firefly family in the same fashion they tortured their own victims, not even caring about what it means to be a police officer at this point. And the gore in this movie is too realistic. I’ve heard that Rob Zombie, whenever he makes a horror movie, he focuses too much on the gore, and not enough on the… everything else. In the Halloween Remake, yes, definitely. But here… well, yes, there’s lot of it, but I think that he managed to make the characters way zaidi scary.



I think the scariest character in this movie is Captain Spaulding. And I’m not just saying that because he’s a clown… I mean, it helps, but still. The thing that I think makes him zaidi scary is how he behaves. Sure, he’s a crazed serial killer who is always guaranteed to do something horrible in every scene he’s in, but the thing that makes him scary is how he talks to people. He is either calm and collective, speaking in a disturbingly soft tone, au he is laughing like crazy and shouting at a panicking individual, who has no idea what’s going on. Sid Haig gave such a great performance of this character, and it appears to have paid off, since he was the shabiki inayopendelewa (Yes, this movie has fans. It is a cult movie, which I seem to be reviewing a lot of this month, huh?). But Sheriff Wydell is also pretty disturbing. (Spoilers), his brother is killed kwa the Firefly family, so he just loses his sanity, and when he does manage to capture them, he does what he can to torture them in the same fashion as they did their victims. Even the person who is supposed to be the good guy is screwed up in the head kwa the end of the movie. I never thought wewe could get your one sane character to lose it kwa the end. Than again, what was I expecting from a movie like this?



Well, I can definitely say this, the movie was definitely creepy enough for this month. I think we may have the scariest movie so far. I think it does get a pass, but I don’t want to watch it again, because it’s too much for me to handle. I only run into a few sinema that I only watch once and never again, like 120 Days of Sodom au The Human Centipede. Sure, The Devil’s Rejects is NOWHERE as bad as those two, but… There’s just some scenes that I couldn’t handle. At least I did enjoy the characters and the acting, and some of the scenes in it. The movie may have not been loved kwa critics, but it did get some mashabiki to gain cult status, to where wewe can buy toys of Captain Spaulding. Make toys of a crazed murderer, why not. Also, this was also the last film that Matthew McGrory worked on before his death, who wewe may know for other terrifying films like Big samaki and Bubble Boy (A movie scary for other reasons). All I can say is, what a way to go. So, Devil’s Rejects. A… good movie? I think. Just make sure to be prepared for some messed up scenes. Take care.

Up inayofuata on October Movie Marathon: Dracula in the new millennium

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Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a krisimasi song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded kwa a mduara, duara of imba ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank wewe everyone for surrounding me while imba this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda aliiba Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...
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Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest Creepypasta fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if wewe like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever wewe want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying emo teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the orodha shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so wewe already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when wewe alisema that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, wewe were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… wewe two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, wewe gotta onyesha the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did wewe hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie kwa MC is out
Wind: wewe mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t wewe hear about it
Wind: Well, aliyopewa that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are wewe looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, wewe failed at everything else in life and want to become Youtube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, wewe sad fuck, because I am going to tell wewe how wewe can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, au tv shows, au anime, au the most overused of them, games, wewe too can be the perfect whore kwa pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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Plot
Long ago, the world was ruled kwa the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked kwa his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...
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juu 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least inayopendelewa to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North pembetatu Island
47: East pembetatu Island
46: South pembetatu Island
45: nyota ukanda Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: nyota Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...
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From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.
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We all have those animated sinema that we can't help but upendo SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, au even personal reasons in general, wewe can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this orodha is about! Every siku (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while wewe read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My juu 10 inayopendelewa Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, au self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy pasta, tambi characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman kusoma horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the mwandishi of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This makala contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off kwa saying that School Days is the worst anime I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST anime I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole anime is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the juu game on the XBox. Nintendo consoles have Mario and Playstation has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb punda soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where wewe have to die for story reasons so wewe can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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