Song: link
Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't wewe already host with James? Besides, I don't wewe think wewe want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from zaidi rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & Marafiki will be up inayofuata followed kwa Gran Turismo.
Episode 15
The Little Engine That Could
One siku at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge Railway to pull a train to Ulfstead Castle. Sir Robert Norramby asked for visitors, coal, cables, some letters from his friends, and family, and nails.
"We need to get this train set up right away." Mr. Percival told one of the workmen, "Find an engine to get the job done, and quickly."
"Right away sir." alisema the workman. The only engine in the wharf was Makenzie, and she was shunting cars for the other engines. "Mr. Percival has a job for you." He told her, "Please meet him at the depot."
"Yes sir." alisema Makenzie. She went to a turntable, and went to the depot to collect her train. "Makenzie, I need wewe to get two coaches, a coal car, a flat car, a mail car, and a boxcar." alisema Mr. Percival. "Sir Robert Norramby has a orodha of things he needs at the castle."
"Yes sir." alisema Makenzie, and she went to collect the cars she needed for her train. Once she got them, she waited at the depot to have her cars loaded up. The passengers got on board, the freight was loaded, and the conductor climbed into the caboose.
Now Makenzie is capable of pulling trains that weigh 12,000 pounds. Her train weighed 11,815 pounds, so it would be difficult for her to start.
"All aboard." alisema the conductor as he waved his green flag. "All aboard." Replied Makenzie as she blew her whistle. She tried to pull the train, but her wheels slipped a quarter of a way, then stopped. At her sekunde attempt of pulling the train, her wheels did the same thing. On her third attempt, her wheels spun very quickly, and went around forty times. She tried five zaidi times, then she got it moving. "Woohoo!" Shouted Makenzie in excitement, as her wheels slipped fiercely while moving out of the depot.
It was a long way from the Wharf to Ulfstead Castle. She would arrive at the ngome kwa nightfall. However, every signal she passed was green. "Hello Makenzie" alisema Duke who was resting in a siding with the picnic. "Hello Duke." alisema Makenzie.
Shortly after Makenzie passed, Sir Handle stopped kwa him. "Hi Granpuff. Did wewe see that train Makenzie was pulling?"
"Yes. That train looks very heavy for her."
"It makes wewe feel lucky not to pull heavy trains like that in your old age, eh granpuff?"
"Ah, shut up." Scolded Duke, and as soon as his signal turned green, he puffed out of his siding.
Meanwhile, Mr. Percival was talking about the same thing with Sir Robert Norramby.
"I hope you're bringing the supplies to me safely." alisema Robert. "I am indeed." Replied Mr. Percival, "But I am concerned about the engine pulling the train."
"Whatever for?" Wondered Robert.
"It's Makenzie. She's not good at pulling heavy trains, and I'm afraid she'll get stuck on the kilima to your castle."
"Not a problem. I'll have Millie help her get up."
Night came, and with it was a full moon. Makenzie soon started to go up the kilima to Ulfstead Castle. However, Millie broke down, and wasn't able to help her get up. Makenzie's wheels started to slip as she went up the hill, and her driver said, "It's a long way up. Can wewe do it?"
Makenzie told her driver, "For Mr. Percival, I think I can."
She continued to say I think I can as her wheels slipped going up the hill. They got closer to the top, and her wheels spun faster. Her speed decreased, and so did her saying, "I think I can." Once she got to the top, her wheels stopped slipping as she put in a lot of effort pulling the rest of her train up the hill. "I thought I could, I thought I could." Makenzie puffed to herself, "Woohoo!" Then, she stopped at the platform, and the workers unloaded her train, while the visitors got off.
"Well done Makenzie." alisema Sir Robert Norramby, "I'm pleased that wewe got the visitors, and supplies here on time. Now, I have another job for you."
Makenzie was exhausted, but she couldn't refuse the job, "What is it?"
"Take Millie to the steamworks. Unfortunately she broke down."
The End.
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Gordon: I doubt Makenzie has the power to songesha Millie. *Laughs* I'd make a perfect antagonist for that show. Gran Turismo is up next.
What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.
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Stallion 55: *Standing kwa his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.
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Julia: *Chasing a gppony, pony driving a black Jaguar in the night*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Song: link
Episode 7: Oh Deer
Special guest stars
Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower
Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the mitaani, mtaa signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main mitaani, mtaa to Malpaso Avenue*
Stop the song
Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do wewe say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has to be a different area for them to run around every once in a while.
Up ahead, several cars were going kwa an area where the road had three trees on each side.
Deer: *Runs across the road*
gppony, pony in Porsche: *Brakes, and stops just in time*
Camaro Pony: *Honks his horn, and crashes into the Porsche*
BMW Pony: *Swerves, and hits an old Mini Van*
The Mini van's engine started to make smoke.
BMW Pony: *Gets out of his car* The car is on fire!
Julia: *Stops behind the Mini Van, and runs out*
Tim: *Talks on the radio* GT24, we have multiple cars involved in an accident, one car is on fire. Request a clean up crew, and moto truck.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Mini van Pony: *Unconscious*
Julia: *Knocks on the door* Sir?
Mini van Pony: *Waking up*
Julia: *Knocks again* Sir, wake up, and unlock the door!
Mini van Pony: *Sees the moto from his car* Whoa! *Unlocks the door, and gets out*
Julia: Okay everypony, run away! It's gonna blow!
When everyone started to run away, the Mini van exploded.
BMW Pony: *Sees his car get caught on moto from some of the flames from the Mini Van* Oh come on!
Tim: *Arrives with a moto extinguisher, and puts out the moto in the BMW*
moto Ponies: *Arrive in a moto truck*
Tim: Okay everypony, make some room for the moto fighters.
moto Ponies: *Putting out the moto in the Mini van with a water hose*
Julia: Wanna check on some of the other victims?
Tim: Right. *Walks towards the Porsche, and sees a white unicorn with a blue mane* Hello. Would wewe mind telling me what happened?
The unicorn didn't speak, but instead got out a piece of paper that read My name is Brielle. I'm deaf, and can't talk.
Tim: Okay. *Thinks, then gets out a pen, and a notepad. He begins to write, what happened?*
Brielle: *Looks at the notepad*
Tim: Here. *Gives the pen, and notepad to Brielle*
Brielle: *Writes down, I saw a deer, and stopped. A car hit my Porsche, and two zaidi cars crashed into each other after that*
Tim: We're getting somewhere. *Writes down Are wewe hurt?*
Brielle: *Writes down No*
Julia: *Arrives* What's this?
Tim: Gathering info. This unicorn can't speak. *Writes down Thank you*
The two officers were about to go, but Brielle put a hoof on Tim's back.
Tim: *Turns around, and looks at Brielle*
Brielle: *Writing down in her own notepad. She writes You've been very nice to me. Would wewe like to hang out tonight at my place? I live inayofuata to the Train Station in a green house*
Julia: *Getting impatient* Come on Tim.
Tim: *Nods* Hold on Julia. *Writes in his notepad, I'll be there at 9. I have to go now. Bye*
After that, Tim walked back to his police car. Once they got into it, Julia turned the car around, and they continued their patrol
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house inayofuata to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.
Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*
The whole house vibrated from the kengele being rung.
Tim: Guess that majibu my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*
Song (Start at 0:15): link
Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck
Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes her Jetta into the Honda*
Chrysler Pony: *Crashes into the Volkswagen, then gets hit kwa a Toyota*
Pony: *Gets out of her Mitsubishi, and looks at the damage*
The gppony, pony in the Mitsubishi was Suzanne.
Stop the song
inayofuata morning, Suzanne went to complain to Captain Jefferson.
Suzanne: Malpaso Avenue has too many deer running across from both sides. Something has to be done!
Captain Jefferson: Look, you've come to the wrong area. The Road Department is who you're after.
Suzanne: Thank you. *Walks away*
Tim: *Passing the Captain* Morning Captain.
Captain Jefferson: Not for me. I had some kuvuka, msalaba eyed idiot complain to me about deer on Malpaso Avenue.
Tim: About that, can I speak to wewe in your office?
Captain Jefferson: Sure. *Walks with Tim into his office, and locks the door* Okay, about Malpaso Avenue's deer problem. What's up?
Tim: We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.
Captain Jefferson: Who alisema I was ignoring it?
Tim: They've been here for four weeks, and nopony has done anything about it. Hundreds of ponies are risking their lives out there, and zaidi than half of them are unfortunate to damage their cars kwa hitting the deer, and if that's not enough, they could also wreck someone else's car. Not to mention, kill them.
Captain Jefferson: Tim, wewe and I both know that we can't do anything about it. That's the Road Department's job. I sent a message to them three days ago, but they haven't replied.
Tim: Send them another message. Maybe they didn't get the first one.
Captain Jefferson: I'll try that. Say, don't wewe have to go to patrol with Julia?
Tim: Yeah, I'm going right now. *Runs out of the building*
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.
Stallion 55: *Standing kwa his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*
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Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the moto house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, blue El Camino, northbound, Byer Lane, speeding.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Toby: GT12, we're turning off the freeway from exit 5.
Stallion 55: *Honks the horn on his car twice*
His horn was Snoop Dog saying Smoke Weed Everyday.
Red: *Gets in front of the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Turns around*
Julia: *Slides her car counter clockwise to block the road*
Stallion 55: *Turns left, going on the grass, and onto another road*
Julia & Red: *Chasing the suspect*
Tim: 24, and 12, passing moto Station 77, heading North East.
Stallion 55: *Passes an auto shop, then turns left onto another road, passing a moto station, and a railroad crossing*
Dispatch: Where is your suspect heading now?
Tim: He just took a right onto Malpaso Avenue.
Julia: If the deer stop him, that'll be the only time I'll be happy about deer crossing this road.
Stallion 55: *Sees a deer run across the road, and spins out of control. His car stops in the middle of the road*
Julia & Red: *Trapping the front, and back of the El Camino*
Stop the song
Tim: *Gets out of the car, and pulls the Stallion out* Why'd wewe run?
Stallion 55: Isn't it obvious? I wasn't gonna let wewe arrest me for selling chips, and soda at an unfair price.
Tim: Well guess what? We weren't going to arrest you. We were just going to give wewe a citation. wewe could have stayed there, and handled it like a stallion, but wewe decided to run away instead. *Walks him to Red's car, and opens the back door* Get in there.
Stallion 55: *Gets in*
Tim: *Closes the door*
Red: *Drives away*
Tim: Okay Julia, what do wewe say we- *Turns around, and see three deer blocking his path to the door* How am I gonna get in now?
Julia: Oh come on wewe stupid deer!
The deer were now surrounding Julia inside the car.
Tim: What the hell?
Julia: *Annoyed* Get out of here!! *Sounds the siren*
Deer: *Running away*
Tim: *Gets into the car*
Julia: *Drives away* With that out of the way, how was your time with Brielle?
Tim: It was good. We watched some TV, and played a board game.
Julia: What game?
Tim: Chutes and ladders.
Julia: Isn't that a kid's game?
Tim: We still had fun, plus, since she can't hear, au speak, there's not much that she can do.
Suzanne went to talk to the road department.
Road Department Pony: Hello ma'am, what can I do for you?
Suzanne: I would like wewe to put up fences around Malpaso Avenue in Gran Turismo.
Road Department Pony: Alright. *Typing down Suzanne's request on a computer* What is the reason for the fences?
Suzanne: To keep deer off the road.
Road Department Pony: How many accidents have occurred on this road because of deer?
Suzanne: A lot, at least twice a day. The accident I was involved in was horrible, and the one before that, a car caught on moto after hitting another car.
Road Department Pony: Alright ma'am, thanks for coming.
Suzanne: Thank you. *Walks away*
Didont was walking by.
Road Department Pony: Oh Didont, glad I caught you.
Didont: What do wewe want me to do?
Road Department Pony: Get three ponies with you, and start putting up fences in Gran Turismo. I have the mitaani, mtaa name, and directions for wewe right here. *Gives Didont a piece of paper*
Didont: Gran Turismo?
Road Department Pony: Yes Didont, this is in Gran Turismo.
Didont: Will wewe excuse me for a minute? *Walks away*
Road Department Pony: Wait a second, aren't wewe going to take the paper?!
Didont: *Talking to another worker, then walks back* I'm not feeling well. I'm gonna tell the boss, and ask if I can go nyumbani early.
Road Department Pony: Okay.
Didont: *Walks to the office of his boss*
Road Department Pony: But who's going to take this paper?!
When Didont got home, he talked to a friend of his, Flamethrower. He was a baby dragon.
Didont: *Walks into the house* hujambo Flamethrower?
Flamethrower: *Arrives* Yes?
Didont: What do wewe say we go out for a special joyride tonight?
Flamethrower: What are we doing that for?
Didont: I want wewe to set some fences on fire.
Flamethrower: Where is it?
Didont: It's in Gran Turismo. wewe know, ever since my brother was killed in there, I thought it was my fault, but then I realized that it wasn't. It was one of the ponies that lived in that town. It was created last mwaka in August, and everypony hasn't changed at all. They're all obsessed with money, cars, and being jerks.
Flamethrower: Is that why we live in Ponyville?
Didont: Yes. Will wewe jiunge me tonight?
Flamethrower: Okay.
Later on in Gran Turismo, the fences were nearly complete. Down at the police station, the Captain was going to ask Julia something.
Julia: *Getting ready to leave*
Captain Jefferson: Ms. Rose. wewe got a minute?
Julia: Yeah. *Turns to look at the Captain* What do wewe need?
Captain Jefferson: I have two officers on night duty that are sick. You, and Tim are to take over for them. I already informed him, so all wewe gotta do is get some sleep between now, and 10 PM.
Julia: Is that when the shift starts?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Julia: I'll be here. See wewe then. *Walks out of the station*
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.
Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.
They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.
Tim: We got a speeder.
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Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate is Lincoln, Ida, Yellow, 8, 2, Zebra.
Didont: *Looks behind his car, then floors it*
Flamethrower: What's the matter?
Didont: Cops. We need to lose them if we're going to get rid of those fences.
Tim: We've been spotted. Suspect is attempting to get away from us.
Dispatch: Copy that. Are wewe still on Main Street?
Tim: Ten-4, we're behind the suspect, passing the intersection on Green Drive.
Dispatch: Any units available to assist 24?
Police gppony, pony 46: GT7, responding from Malpaso Avenue. *Driving a Caprice, and turns on the lights, and sirens*
Didont: There's another officer. *Brakes, and turns right*
Julia & Police gppony, pony 46: *Following Didont*
Tim: Our suspect is about to pass the police station kwa Coal Creek. Request a roadblock.
Two police ponies used Nissan Skylines to set up the roadblock.
Didont: *Stops*
Julia: *Puts her car behind Didont's so he can't escape in reverse*
Stop the song
Tim: *Arresting Didont*
Flamethrower: Oh no! What am I going to do now?!
Police gppony, pony 66: Relax little buddy, there's an orphanage in this town just for dragons.
And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link
When wewe read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Julia: *Next morning, she is driving her police car with Tim sitting inayofuata to her*
Tim: *Looks out the window, then looks straight*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: Can wewe believe that guy we arrested last night tried to take down the fences on Malpaso Avenue?
Julia: *Turns onto Malpaso Avenue* Yeah. That was- *Sees the road department taking down the fences*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Julia: *Stops the car, and runs out with Tim*
Tim: What's going on here?
Road Department Pony: wewe didn't hear? The dear moved up to Canterlot. wewe won't need these anymore.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Suzanne: He's right officers. I'm very happy about it too.
Brielle: *Taps Tim's shoulders while blushing. She holds a piece of paper that says Hi*
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Julia: *Sees Tim, and Brielle together* I see what's going on here.
Tim: *Smiles while looking at Julia*
Police cars furnished kwa Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
Brielle: *Sees Julia then walks away*
Tim: *Runs in front of Brielle while uandishi on a piece of paper. It says, That was my partner. I'm not allowed to tarehe her, but I can tarehe you.*
Motorcycles furnished kwa Kawasaki
Brielle: *Gets happy, and hugs Tim*
Julia: *Smiles as she looks at Tim with Brielle*
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
Song (Start at 0:05): link
Gordon: Finally it's over. Now I don't have to worry about anymore tomatoes, and rocks being thrown at me. *Leaves*
Thomas: *Next to Sean* He left too soon. He was supposed to talk about two new shows starting up inayofuata week.
Sean: I was already going to tell wewe about one of them, Trainz.
Thomas: That's your spinoff of my show? They could have chosen a zaidi original title.
Sean: Titles aren't everything. The other new onyesha that's starting inayofuata week is The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash. See wewe then.
Thomas: Goodbye everyone.
Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't wewe already host with James? Besides, I don't wewe think wewe want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from zaidi rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & Marafiki will be up inayofuata followed kwa Gran Turismo.
Episode 15
The Little Engine That Could
One siku at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge Railway to pull a train to Ulfstead Castle. Sir Robert Norramby asked for visitors, coal, cables, some letters from his friends, and family, and nails.
"We need to get this train set up right away." Mr. Percival told one of the workmen, "Find an engine to get the job done, and quickly."
"Right away sir." alisema the workman. The only engine in the wharf was Makenzie, and she was shunting cars for the other engines. "Mr. Percival has a job for you." He told her, "Please meet him at the depot."
"Yes sir." alisema Makenzie. She went to a turntable, and went to the depot to collect her train. "Makenzie, I need wewe to get two coaches, a coal car, a flat car, a mail car, and a boxcar." alisema Mr. Percival. "Sir Robert Norramby has a orodha of things he needs at the castle."
"Yes sir." alisema Makenzie, and she went to collect the cars she needed for her train. Once she got them, she waited at the depot to have her cars loaded up. The passengers got on board, the freight was loaded, and the conductor climbed into the caboose.
Now Makenzie is capable of pulling trains that weigh 12,000 pounds. Her train weighed 11,815 pounds, so it would be difficult for her to start.
"All aboard." alisema the conductor as he waved his green flag. "All aboard." Replied Makenzie as she blew her whistle. She tried to pull the train, but her wheels slipped a quarter of a way, then stopped. At her sekunde attempt of pulling the train, her wheels did the same thing. On her third attempt, her wheels spun very quickly, and went around forty times. She tried five zaidi times, then she got it moving. "Woohoo!" Shouted Makenzie in excitement, as her wheels slipped fiercely while moving out of the depot.
It was a long way from the Wharf to Ulfstead Castle. She would arrive at the ngome kwa nightfall. However, every signal she passed was green. "Hello Makenzie" alisema Duke who was resting in a siding with the picnic. "Hello Duke." alisema Makenzie.
Shortly after Makenzie passed, Sir Handle stopped kwa him. "Hi Granpuff. Did wewe see that train Makenzie was pulling?"
"Yes. That train looks very heavy for her."
"It makes wewe feel lucky not to pull heavy trains like that in your old age, eh granpuff?"
"Ah, shut up." Scolded Duke, and as soon as his signal turned green, he puffed out of his siding.
Meanwhile, Mr. Percival was talking about the same thing with Sir Robert Norramby.
"I hope you're bringing the supplies to me safely." alisema Robert. "I am indeed." Replied Mr. Percival, "But I am concerned about the engine pulling the train."
"Whatever for?" Wondered Robert.
"It's Makenzie. She's not good at pulling heavy trains, and I'm afraid she'll get stuck on the kilima to your castle."
"Not a problem. I'll have Millie help her get up."
Night came, and with it was a full moon. Makenzie soon started to go up the kilima to Ulfstead Castle. However, Millie broke down, and wasn't able to help her get up. Makenzie's wheels started to slip as she went up the hill, and her driver said, "It's a long way up. Can wewe do it?"
Makenzie told her driver, "For Mr. Percival, I think I can."
She continued to say I think I can as her wheels slipped going up the hill. They got closer to the top, and her wheels spun faster. Her speed decreased, and so did her saying, "I think I can." Once she got to the top, her wheels stopped slipping as she put in a lot of effort pulling the rest of her train up the hill. "I thought I could, I thought I could." Makenzie puffed to herself, "Woohoo!" Then, she stopped at the platform, and the workers unloaded her train, while the visitors got off.
"Well done Makenzie." alisema Sir Robert Norramby, "I'm pleased that wewe got the visitors, and supplies here on time. Now, I have another job for you."
Makenzie was exhausted, but she couldn't refuse the job, "What is it?"
"Take Millie to the steamworks. Unfortunately she broke down."
The End.
Song: link
Gordon: I doubt Makenzie has the power to songesha Millie. *Laughs* I'd make a perfect antagonist for that show. Gran Turismo is up next.
What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.
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Stallion 55: *Standing kwa his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.
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Julia: *Chasing a gppony, pony driving a black Jaguar in the night*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Song: link
Episode 7: Oh Deer
Special guest stars
Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower
Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the mitaani, mtaa signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main mitaani, mtaa to Malpaso Avenue*
Stop the song
Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do wewe say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has to be a different area for them to run around every once in a while.
Up ahead, several cars were going kwa an area where the road had three trees on each side.
Deer: *Runs across the road*
gppony, pony in Porsche: *Brakes, and stops just in time*
Camaro Pony: *Honks his horn, and crashes into the Porsche*
BMW Pony: *Swerves, and hits an old Mini Van*
The Mini van's engine started to make smoke.
BMW Pony: *Gets out of his car* The car is on fire!
Julia: *Stops behind the Mini Van, and runs out*
Tim: *Talks on the radio* GT24, we have multiple cars involved in an accident, one car is on fire. Request a clean up crew, and moto truck.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Mini van Pony: *Unconscious*
Julia: *Knocks on the door* Sir?
Mini van Pony: *Waking up*
Julia: *Knocks again* Sir, wake up, and unlock the door!
Mini van Pony: *Sees the moto from his car* Whoa! *Unlocks the door, and gets out*
Julia: Okay everypony, run away! It's gonna blow!
When everyone started to run away, the Mini van exploded.
BMW Pony: *Sees his car get caught on moto from some of the flames from the Mini Van* Oh come on!
Tim: *Arrives with a moto extinguisher, and puts out the moto in the BMW*
moto Ponies: *Arrive in a moto truck*
Tim: Okay everypony, make some room for the moto fighters.
moto Ponies: *Putting out the moto in the Mini van with a water hose*
Julia: Wanna check on some of the other victims?
Tim: Right. *Walks towards the Porsche, and sees a white unicorn with a blue mane* Hello. Would wewe mind telling me what happened?
The unicorn didn't speak, but instead got out a piece of paper that read My name is Brielle. I'm deaf, and can't talk.
Tim: Okay. *Thinks, then gets out a pen, and a notepad. He begins to write, what happened?*
Brielle: *Looks at the notepad*
Tim: Here. *Gives the pen, and notepad to Brielle*
Brielle: *Writes down, I saw a deer, and stopped. A car hit my Porsche, and two zaidi cars crashed into each other after that*
Tim: We're getting somewhere. *Writes down Are wewe hurt?*
Brielle: *Writes down No*
Julia: *Arrives* What's this?
Tim: Gathering info. This unicorn can't speak. *Writes down Thank you*
The two officers were about to go, but Brielle put a hoof on Tim's back.
Tim: *Turns around, and looks at Brielle*
Brielle: *Writing down in her own notepad. She writes You've been very nice to me. Would wewe like to hang out tonight at my place? I live inayofuata to the Train Station in a green house*
Julia: *Getting impatient* Come on Tim.
Tim: *Nods* Hold on Julia. *Writes in his notepad, I'll be there at 9. I have to go now. Bye*
After that, Tim walked back to his police car. Once they got into it, Julia turned the car around, and they continued their patrol
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house inayofuata to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.
Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*
The whole house vibrated from the kengele being rung.
Tim: Guess that majibu my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*
Song (Start at 0:15): link
Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck
Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes her Jetta into the Honda*
Chrysler Pony: *Crashes into the Volkswagen, then gets hit kwa a Toyota*
Pony: *Gets out of her Mitsubishi, and looks at the damage*
The gppony, pony in the Mitsubishi was Suzanne.
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inayofuata morning, Suzanne went to complain to Captain Jefferson.
Suzanne: Malpaso Avenue has too many deer running across from both sides. Something has to be done!
Captain Jefferson: Look, you've come to the wrong area. The Road Department is who you're after.
Suzanne: Thank you. *Walks away*
Tim: *Passing the Captain* Morning Captain.
Captain Jefferson: Not for me. I had some kuvuka, msalaba eyed idiot complain to me about deer on Malpaso Avenue.
Tim: About that, can I speak to wewe in your office?
Captain Jefferson: Sure. *Walks with Tim into his office, and locks the door* Okay, about Malpaso Avenue's deer problem. What's up?
Tim: We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.
Captain Jefferson: Who alisema I was ignoring it?
Tim: They've been here for four weeks, and nopony has done anything about it. Hundreds of ponies are risking their lives out there, and zaidi than half of them are unfortunate to damage their cars kwa hitting the deer, and if that's not enough, they could also wreck someone else's car. Not to mention, kill them.
Captain Jefferson: Tim, wewe and I both know that we can't do anything about it. That's the Road Department's job. I sent a message to them three days ago, but they haven't replied.
Tim: Send them another message. Maybe they didn't get the first one.
Captain Jefferson: I'll try that. Say, don't wewe have to go to patrol with Julia?
Tim: Yeah, I'm going right now. *Runs out of the building*
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.
Stallion 55: *Standing kwa his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*
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Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the moto house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, blue El Camino, northbound, Byer Lane, speeding.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Toby: GT12, we're turning off the freeway from exit 5.
Stallion 55: *Honks the horn on his car twice*
His horn was Snoop Dog saying Smoke Weed Everyday.
Red: *Gets in front of the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Turns around*
Julia: *Slides her car counter clockwise to block the road*
Stallion 55: *Turns left, going on the grass, and onto another road*
Julia & Red: *Chasing the suspect*
Tim: 24, and 12, passing moto Station 77, heading North East.
Stallion 55: *Passes an auto shop, then turns left onto another road, passing a moto station, and a railroad crossing*
Dispatch: Where is your suspect heading now?
Tim: He just took a right onto Malpaso Avenue.
Julia: If the deer stop him, that'll be the only time I'll be happy about deer crossing this road.
Stallion 55: *Sees a deer run across the road, and spins out of control. His car stops in the middle of the road*
Julia & Red: *Trapping the front, and back of the El Camino*
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Tim: *Gets out of the car, and pulls the Stallion out* Why'd wewe run?
Stallion 55: Isn't it obvious? I wasn't gonna let wewe arrest me for selling chips, and soda at an unfair price.
Tim: Well guess what? We weren't going to arrest you. We were just going to give wewe a citation. wewe could have stayed there, and handled it like a stallion, but wewe decided to run away instead. *Walks him to Red's car, and opens the back door* Get in there.
Stallion 55: *Gets in*
Tim: *Closes the door*
Red: *Drives away*
Tim: Okay Julia, what do wewe say we- *Turns around, and see three deer blocking his path to the door* How am I gonna get in now?
Julia: Oh come on wewe stupid deer!
The deer were now surrounding Julia inside the car.
Tim: What the hell?
Julia: *Annoyed* Get out of here!! *Sounds the siren*
Deer: *Running away*
Tim: *Gets into the car*
Julia: *Drives away* With that out of the way, how was your time with Brielle?
Tim: It was good. We watched some TV, and played a board game.
Julia: What game?
Tim: Chutes and ladders.
Julia: Isn't that a kid's game?
Tim: We still had fun, plus, since she can't hear, au speak, there's not much that she can do.
Suzanne went to talk to the road department.
Road Department Pony: Hello ma'am, what can I do for you?
Suzanne: I would like wewe to put up fences around Malpaso Avenue in Gran Turismo.
Road Department Pony: Alright. *Typing down Suzanne's request on a computer* What is the reason for the fences?
Suzanne: To keep deer off the road.
Road Department Pony: How many accidents have occurred on this road because of deer?
Suzanne: A lot, at least twice a day. The accident I was involved in was horrible, and the one before that, a car caught on moto after hitting another car.
Road Department Pony: Alright ma'am, thanks for coming.
Suzanne: Thank you. *Walks away*
Didont was walking by.
Road Department Pony: Oh Didont, glad I caught you.
Didont: What do wewe want me to do?
Road Department Pony: Get three ponies with you, and start putting up fences in Gran Turismo. I have the mitaani, mtaa name, and directions for wewe right here. *Gives Didont a piece of paper*
Didont: Gran Turismo?
Road Department Pony: Yes Didont, this is in Gran Turismo.
Didont: Will wewe excuse me for a minute? *Walks away*
Road Department Pony: Wait a second, aren't wewe going to take the paper?!
Didont: *Talking to another worker, then walks back* I'm not feeling well. I'm gonna tell the boss, and ask if I can go nyumbani early.
Road Department Pony: Okay.
Didont: *Walks to the office of his boss*
Road Department Pony: But who's going to take this paper?!
When Didont got home, he talked to a friend of his, Flamethrower. He was a baby dragon.
Didont: *Walks into the house* hujambo Flamethrower?
Flamethrower: *Arrives* Yes?
Didont: What do wewe say we go out for a special joyride tonight?
Flamethrower: What are we doing that for?
Didont: I want wewe to set some fences on fire.
Flamethrower: Where is it?
Didont: It's in Gran Turismo. wewe know, ever since my brother was killed in there, I thought it was my fault, but then I realized that it wasn't. It was one of the ponies that lived in that town. It was created last mwaka in August, and everypony hasn't changed at all. They're all obsessed with money, cars, and being jerks.
Flamethrower: Is that why we live in Ponyville?
Didont: Yes. Will wewe jiunge me tonight?
Flamethrower: Okay.
Later on in Gran Turismo, the fences were nearly complete. Down at the police station, the Captain was going to ask Julia something.
Julia: *Getting ready to leave*
Captain Jefferson: Ms. Rose. wewe got a minute?
Julia: Yeah. *Turns to look at the Captain* What do wewe need?
Captain Jefferson: I have two officers on night duty that are sick. You, and Tim are to take over for them. I already informed him, so all wewe gotta do is get some sleep between now, and 10 PM.
Julia: Is that when the shift starts?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Julia: I'll be here. See wewe then. *Walks out of the station*
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.
Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.
They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.
Tim: We got a speeder.
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Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate is Lincoln, Ida, Yellow, 8, 2, Zebra.
Didont: *Looks behind his car, then floors it*
Flamethrower: What's the matter?
Didont: Cops. We need to lose them if we're going to get rid of those fences.
Tim: We've been spotted. Suspect is attempting to get away from us.
Dispatch: Copy that. Are wewe still on Main Street?
Tim: Ten-4, we're behind the suspect, passing the intersection on Green Drive.
Dispatch: Any units available to assist 24?
Police gppony, pony 46: GT7, responding from Malpaso Avenue. *Driving a Caprice, and turns on the lights, and sirens*
Didont: There's another officer. *Brakes, and turns right*
Julia & Police gppony, pony 46: *Following Didont*
Tim: Our suspect is about to pass the police station kwa Coal Creek. Request a roadblock.
Two police ponies used Nissan Skylines to set up the roadblock.
Didont: *Stops*
Julia: *Puts her car behind Didont's so he can't escape in reverse*
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Tim: *Arresting Didont*
Flamethrower: Oh no! What am I going to do now?!
Police gppony, pony 66: Relax little buddy, there's an orphanage in this town just for dragons.
And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link
When wewe read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Julia: *Next morning, she is driving her police car with Tim sitting inayofuata to her*
Tim: *Looks out the window, then looks straight*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: Can wewe believe that guy we arrested last night tried to take down the fences on Malpaso Avenue?
Julia: *Turns onto Malpaso Avenue* Yeah. That was- *Sees the road department taking down the fences*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Julia: *Stops the car, and runs out with Tim*
Tim: What's going on here?
Road Department Pony: wewe didn't hear? The dear moved up to Canterlot. wewe won't need these anymore.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Suzanne: He's right officers. I'm very happy about it too.
Brielle: *Taps Tim's shoulders while blushing. She holds a piece of paper that says Hi*
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Julia: *Sees Tim, and Brielle together* I see what's going on here.
Tim: *Smiles while looking at Julia*
Police cars furnished kwa Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
Brielle: *Sees Julia then walks away*
Tim: *Runs in front of Brielle while uandishi on a piece of paper. It says, That was my partner. I'm not allowed to tarehe her, but I can tarehe you.*
Motorcycles furnished kwa Kawasaki
Brielle: *Gets happy, and hugs Tim*
Julia: *Smiles as she looks at Tim with Brielle*
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
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Gordon: Finally it's over. Now I don't have to worry about anymore tomatoes, and rocks being thrown at me. *Leaves*
Thomas: *Next to Sean* He left too soon. He was supposed to talk about two new shows starting up inayofuata week.
Sean: I was already going to tell wewe about one of them, Trainz.
Thomas: That's your spinoff of my show? They could have chosen a zaidi original title.
Sean: Titles aren't everything. The other new onyesha that's starting inayofuata week is The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash. See wewe then.
Thomas: Goodbye everyone.
Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as brave while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, wewe can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell wewe all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, au Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list
#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
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Boulders
#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
It doesn’t take a lot to get my interest in some games. One of the most likely things that can sell me on a game is how good the art is. And it’s real damn good to see a game that has been carefully drawn, picture kwa picture, all to get down the perfect animation. And no game has ever gotten that style of hand drawn uhuishaji for each character like the classic Skullgirls.
Skullgirls is one of my inayopendelewa fighting games out there simply for hte style, but I like it for other reasons too, of course. Skullgirls takes place in a sort of 1930s esque city, where a fabled McGuffin known...
Narrator: Are wewe looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got zaidi suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, au two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got zaidi action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, au you’re punda is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! au don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, au two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got zaidi action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, au you’re punda is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! au don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
When I alisema I was going to review No zaidi Heroes 2, I meant it. When I discussed the awali game, I did mention that I may au may not review it. I alisema that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No zaidi Heroes seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No zaidi Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.
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Now, wewe all know that I upendo the first No zaidi Heroes...
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Now, wewe all know that I upendo the first No zaidi Heroes...
Art by Alinah_09
Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its zaidi of the backstory of them...
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Big Sister
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its zaidi of the backstory of them...
So, Final ndoto VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final ndoto VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired kwa it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a space parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in...
So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say soccer is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where wewe play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another sekunde and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years zamani before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s angels hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many angels as she can. So like I alisema before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon kwa Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
