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I already reviewed krisimasi Cruelty, a Norwegian horror krisimasi movie. Now, Iā€™m going to review a Dutch krisimasi horror movie from the Netherlands. Iā€™ve never seen au heard of any Netherland movies, but I am going to assume that they can get some good movies. And this movie must be one of themā€¦ Right? Well, this movie was to mark the return of horror movie director, Dick Maas. So, this guy must have had some sort of experience in making horror movies. Well, letā€™s look into his return to the horror industry, and take a look at the movie Sint, au Saint in Europe, au Saint Nick in the U.Sā€¦ They couldnā€™t just pick one?



So the movie takes the story of Sinterklaas, au Santa Claus, and distorts it into a dark ndoto world. Instead of Sinterklaas being a good natured soul who delivers gifts to people on Christmas, he is the murderous ghost of Niklas who, with his evil ghost gang, goes around murdering hundreds (Literally hundreds) of people when his holiday is celebrated on a full moonā€¦ Wellā€¦ Itā€™s an original take on the story. So, the story centers around a police officer named Goert whose family was killed kwa Sinterklaas on one fateful krisimasi night. Now, not celebrating the Sinterklaas tradition, he is trying to stop people from celebrating it before Sinterklaas strikes again, but of course, no one believes Goert when he says that the evil ghost of Niklas and his evil horse gang are going to murder people on the streets, and must now do what he can to prevent Sinterklaas from attacking. Now, for some reason, that plot doesnā€™t happen much in this movie. Itā€™s mostly thrown to the side. Most of the movie is mostly about Sinterklaas and how he goes around doing his killings around the holiday season. Kinda ironic, considering that the poor bastard is barely in the movie at all.



What I find to be the most disappointing part of this entire movie is Sinterklaas himself. Not that heā€™s a bad monster. In fact, heā€™s a great monster. inaonyesha him in a modern time, in that old centuries old uniform on a white horse, just standing in the snowfall at night, without revealing his face is just really creepy. He really shows himself as being a very creepy character. Heā€™s even able to travel across roof tops and through walls, really inaonyesha how he really is a ghost. This is the best depiction of a ghost Iā€™ve seen in awhile. And when his face is revealed, itā€™s pretty damn good. The makeup on him looks very professional and well done. Sure, I like subtlety and this does kinda ruin it kwa revealing his face, but I canā€™t deny that the makeup looks really damn good on him. Unfortunately, itā€™s easy to appreciate something that wewe rarely see. And that is exactly what Sinterklaas is. We rarely see this guy in the movie at all. We see the fear he brings in people and we see just how scared people are of him, but not much of him, really. But, this does kinda make him zaidi scary, as seeing what effects he causes on people can be just as good as seeing the monster himself. I guess I both upendo and hate that I donā€™t get to see Sinterklaas much. I upendo seeing the fear people are in in this movie, but I hate that we donā€™t get zaidi Sinterklaas.



Well, letā€™s talk about something else here. I upendo the uigizaji in this movie. It never feels like the actors are trying too hard, but it never feels like they donā€™t care either. They always feel genuine. Especially the cop Goert. Sure, his backstories cliched, ā€œthe villain killed my family and I want revengeā€ and all that, but at least he has some talent in acting. The violence in this movie is also really juu notch. The gore looks just like what youā€™d expect from a movie about a murderous gang of ghosts lead kwa the Dutch version of Santaā€¦. What? But, unfortunately, the movie feels very limited. It feels like the director was limited on what he wanted to do, and the story feels very unfinished in most places. wewe can just tell that this movie had hundreds of restrictions put on it. Thatā€™s probably because parents hated this movie because of its depiction of Sinterklaas. Yep, itā€™s Silent Night, Deadly Night all over again, with director Dick Maas argument being that if parents could convince their kids that Sinterklaas exists, they can convince them that the man in the movie wasnā€™t Sinterklaas. Well damn, Dick Maas didnā€™t fuck around. Sadly, the movie studio didnā€™t seem to agree, and just seemed to his creative work. And I thought American sinema were restricted.



Sint is a movie that I had a lot of fun watching. Is it the best movie out there, no, but I had a lot of fun with it. I upendo the stupid action scenes, and the effects on the monsters and with the violence. It really makes me want to look into Dick Maas other sinema like De Lift au Amsterdamned. He definitely seems to have peaked my interest. Iā€™d say, if wewe like horror sinema that donā€™t take themselves seriously, than this is the movie for you. I recommend watching it. Barely anyone watches it, since it is a very obscure movie, and the only people who seem to have watched are from the country of Netherlands. Maybe one day, we can get this movie to be recognized kwa an English audienceā€¦ au not, I donā€™t know. Take care.
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Wind: (Reads book)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do wewe want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. wewe never got my text message
Wind: I donā€™t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought wewe one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: wewe have reached the voicemail box of...
Windā€™s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: ā€¦ā€¦ I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since wewe Lost it, Iā€™ll just ask wewe myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would wewe like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: Itā€™s this...
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I upendo Resident Evil so much. Resident Evil introduced all to the horror genre. Resident Evil 2 had the perfect sense of horror. Resident Evil 3 gave us Nemesis. Resident Evil Remake pretty much perfected the horror genre. Resident Evil 4 was the best thing ever made. And everything else is either bad au no one cares about it. So naturally, Hollywood, being Hollywood, wanted to cash in on the franchise, despite not knowing what they were working on. What could go wrong. Everything! Everything could go wrongā€¦.. Hereā€™s the Resident Evil movie.



So, the movie follows a group of soldiers...
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Okay, this is a movie I am 100% going into blind. I have no knowledge of what this movie is au what it is about. But, after kusoma a brief plot summary without spoilers, I learned that this is a film about science fiction horror and Lovecraftian entities. And already, I was sold. So letā€™s see if 2009ā€™s Pandorum is worth the attention of others.



The film takes place over a hundred years into the future. Earthā€™s resources have been completely diminished and a ship is sent into space to find the planet Tanis, in the hope of starting a new life. Two men, Bower and Payton, awaken from...
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nfic. The Pokemon Story was so fucking bad that I avoided anything Pokemon related for a whole month. Weather it was the games, the shows, the trading cards, au the shit-load of collectables I have, I avoided it because the Pokemon Story was a goddamn fucking mess, and it still is, and it always will be to no end. The Pokemon Story is still the worst Pokemon fanfic as well as the worst fanfiction ever written, but that doesn't mean its the only terrible Pokemon Fanfic. No. No. Fuck no. That would have just made my job too easy and bearable. And so, the inayofuata and hopefully last (Though I doubt...
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Song (Start at 0:20): link

Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*

Song: link

Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's onyesha The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.

Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel

It was a wonderful siku on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped inayofuata to him.

"Good morning Gordon." alisema Thomas. "How are wewe on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright...
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So, Tenkai Knights: Brave Battle, a game on the 3DS that was forgotten about, even kwa enthusiasts of bad video games, like myself, probably for reasons that it deserves. And yes, I am stretching this out as much as I can because I have no idea what Tenkai Knights is. Unlike Deal au No Deal, which I had a vague understanding of, I never watched the show, Tenkai Knights. I canā€™t make jokes about that. But I what I can make jokes about is that Tenkai Knights: Brave Battle is a fighting game that was developed kwa Bandai Namco, the same studio that brought us Tekken and SoulCalibur, some of the...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting inayofuata to her. They were going to collect zaidi ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice siku out, au wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

Song: link

Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of damaging the Rebel Alliance.

Jabba The Hutt assigned the Toydarian Army to aid the Empire, and this is the story of their first battle against the Rebels.

Toydarian Pilot: *Flying a Class-62 fighter*

The Class-62: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Toydarians: *Standing on a runway, watching zaidi Class-62's flying by. Sixty Class-62's are lined...
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I remember a time when people were talking about how amazing Dead Space 2 was, and while itā€™s not a bad game kwa any meansā€¦ Iā€™m sorry, I just donā€™t get why people call it the best in the series. Well, if it was this au Dead Space 3, I could understand. But honestly, my inayopendelewa in the series is and will always be the original Dead Space.
Dead Space follows Isaac Clarke, a shy little boy who travels with a rescue team to the Ishimura, a massive space mining ship that went radio silent some time ago. Isaac came because his wife, Nicole, is on the ship, and could still be alive. But...
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Point and Click horror games were always a inayopendelewa of mine. Sure, the gameplay is HORRIBLY limited, but they always managed to tell such interesting stories and have some creepy and disturbing monsters and images. Games like Sanitarium, Darkseed, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (NOT FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYā€™S) were all vipendwa of mine. However, the game that started the point and click horror craze and launched horror games into the mainstream was a little SNES game, that was so disturbing and violent that it never got released in America until a few years later. That game we now...
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So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate shabiki who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to todayā€™s game, Fighter Withinā€¦ for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to pampu out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward...
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Wind: (Walking down street) Goddamn, it is far too hot today
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Dickface
Wind: Oh, hi inayofuata victim
Cody: What?
Wind: Nothing. Give me a dollar
Cody: Why, I donā€™t need to give a dollar to some sadistic psychopath like wewe
Wind: ā€¦ Yeah wewe do
Cody: Do I at least have a choice
Wind: Do wewe think Iā€™m giving wewe a choice
Cody: ā€¦ No?
Wind: See, an idiot like wewe can learn (Points a large kisu at him) Now give me a dollar
Cody: Fine (Hands him dollar)
Wind: See, was that so hard (Walks off and heads to soda machine, but someone is in the way)
Man: Let me see
Wind: (Waits...
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Alright, everyone. Weā€™re getting close to the end of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. Today, weā€™ve got something a bit zaidi recent. Only about a few years old from Finland. Man, Europe loves itā€™s horror krisimasi movies, donā€™t they? The film is actually an expansion on a short film created in 2003, titled Rare Exports Inc., created kwa the director of this movie, and was made again to expand the movie a little bit zaidi to give it a bit zaidi of a sort of charm. As charming as krisimasi horror sinema get. But, I definitely had a lot of enjoyment out of this silly movie. It may sound stupid...
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Intros are something that is apparent in many things. Be it shows, movies, and of course, video games. Though they may seem not as important, these can easily turn someone away au leave a pretty dull experience if done poorly. Some games have pretty bland intros, while some don't have any at all. Just a few company logos and then the game starts. But then there are the games that do take wewe to the intros that stick with wewe for a long time and just make wewe want to come back to them, view them every time wewe turn the game back on. And it's those intros that I want to talk about today. The...
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Now, after watching that overrated filth that is Cloverfield (I kid, I just like irritating people), I felt like watching another found footage film. Blair Witch Project sounded good, but I had to pass on it. There was Paranormal Activity, butā€¦. I donā€™t care. But then I remembered that there was another, made kwa the Spanish. And this was something that peaked my interest. The 2007 found footageā€¦ zombie? Film, REC



REC follows news reporter Angela and her cameraman Pablo as they film the night shift for a local moto station for their late night news show. After getting a call about...
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So, when wewe read a fanfic that has some of the worst spelling ever, which is never supposed to be in a story, I die a little. But, this fanfic made me die zaidi than just a little. So, I present to wewe all a Simpsonā€™s Fanfic, known only as Lisa Getā€™s Pregnant. wewe canā€™t make that stuff up. The mwandishi really thought this title was appropriate.
So, we start with some of the worst spelling ever that makes wewe think English was not the authors first language. So, the fanfic begins with Lisa and Bart trapped in a cave after snow collapsed on it. There is no reason au explanation as to how this...
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Okayā€¦ So I never actually played much Kingdom Hearts games. I played the first game with my friend, and thought, ā€œBoy, this is fucking stupid, but I liked that gameplay. Maybe if they worked on the uandishi a little more, Iā€™d try out zaidi of this gameā€. And then I played Kingdom Hearts 2ā€¦ The uandishi never got better, but hey, who cares at this point. Letā€™s talk about how great Kingdom Hearts is.
So I did not play Chain of Memories before going into 2, (Mistake on my part), so I just read a few pages on the plot description so I could be less confused, and came to the conclusion...
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