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When it comes to video games, we all have many, many, many different opinions… And some of those opinions may just get wewe castrated and hunted like some filthy animal for sport… what I’m trying to say is that there are some opinions that are not so maarufu in the gaming community, and those opinions could lead to some… disagreements within alisema community. I don’t see myself as having so much opposite opinions, but the ones that I do have are… pretty opposing compared to what is the usual opinions I see. So, before I pretty much write my suicide note, I would like to give a few rules. These are all my opinions, obviously. And I know, that some of you, if not all of you, will agree with what I say, which will no doubt lead to some agreements in the makala and be done in a friendly manner and won’t get mad when I put them down… Oh, I hope so. So, with all that being alisema and done, let’s kill myself.

#10: I Prefer Smash 4 Over Melee



Oh boy, I’m just starting off strong, aren’t I? Back when the Gamecube was made, Melee was the shit. Everyone talked about how much fun it was to play and how excited they got to mess around in it, even having tournaments that are still going on today. People still say that Melee is the best Smash game out there and nothing else compared. That includes both Brawl and Smash for Wii U and 3DS. And when I was get Smash 4, I found it to be way zaidi fun than Melee. I’m not saying Melee is a bad game. It still has lots of nostalgia that I gladly come back to time and time again and play with friends, but aliyopewa the choice, me, and my Marafiki included, will always go with the zaidi clean and sophisticated Smash 4. Smash 4 has lots zaidi characters and much zaidi content. As a newer game in a new generation, that’s not a fair comparison. What is a fair comparison is some of the broken characters of Melee. If wewe knew what wewe were doing in Melee, and kwa that, I mean if wewe knew how to cheat, wewe could dominate the entire place. I was able to finish all of the Smash Runs in Melee just kwa cheating. In Smash 4, there are no ultimate OP moves that wewe can spam. wewe have to use skill and timing in order to get a hit in. Also in Melee, there were duplicate characters. Pichu was just a crappy Pikachu. Young Link was a less powerful Link. And Ganondorf was just a slower Captain Falcon. They aren’t even from the same franchise. With Smash 4, there are no duplicate characters. There are crappy characters, sure, but no duplicates, which I find much better. I think that Smash 4 is much zaidi balanced and zaidi fun to play. Melee is a fun game, but Smash 4 is better.

#9: I’m Not the Biggest Pokemon Fan



Now, before I continue, I am not saying I hate the Pokemon games. I really upendo them. But, if I were to say that they are the ultimate gaming experience au even one of the best RPGs out there, I would heavily disagree. I upendo the world of Pokemon, I like the Pokemon themselves, I like the characters in it, and I even enjoy the anime and the sinema to an extant. But when wewe look at the games, wewe start to notice a pattern here. wewe start to notice a REAL big pattern. The games are mostly the same. They may have some differences and may add new Pokemon to each generation, but regardless, the story missions are the same. Play as a small boy, go on an adventure, take on the seven gyms, get involved with an evil crime organization au possible cult, defeat the Elite Four and then defeat the Champion. Aside from a few twists here and there, the games are just the same. I usually play RPGs for their stories… I mean, that’s kind of the point of RPGs. And Pokemon doesn’t have much great stories, except for a few times. Your character sure as hell isn’t part of the stories other than being the best Pokemon trainer in the region. Also, I never understood the point of releasing two at the same time like Black and White, Diamond and Pearl, and so on. Aren’t they just the same game with a few minor differences? Honestly, I much prefer the story of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games. Stupid, but fun. Better than just being the best like no one ever was that wewe can hear a million times from the anime alone.

#8: I Don’t Like Assassin’s Creed



Okay, if I haven’t pissed anyone off yet, I am sure I will with this one. I’m sorry, but I just could never get into the Assassin’s Creed franchise. I do enjoy the gameplay, the open world, and climbing up the multiple buildings and structures and performing several kills. But I honestly couldn’t get into the story of these games. I never could understand it, and having confusing stories doesn’t make it bad. I liked Metal Gear Solid, and those stories are nearly impossible to understand if wewe aren’t paying attention to every word in every cutscene. But for some reason, Assassin’s Creed had a story that I just couldn’t get into, and got way too convoluted for me to better understand. I was also never a shabiki of most of the missions. Either follow a guy au kill a guy au get something for a guy. They seem to follow that pattern so much. The assassination missions and having to sneak around were fun, but other than that, the other missions just felt like they were going nowhere and were just taking up zaidi time of the story than they needed to. I did recently get Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag and after hearing how it’s one of the best Assassin’s Creed games, I may be able to find something better about this one than the other one’s in the franchise. But until then, my opinion still stands. Assassin’s Creed is a good video game franchise, but definitely not my kind of game.

#7: I Prefer Physical Copies of Games Over Downloads.



Alright, this one may seem a bit stupid and kind of a waste of time, but when I buy a game, if there is no other way of getting a physical copy, then I’ll download the game. Games like Skullgirls au Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World aren’t known for having physical copies and are great games, so having to download them is the only way to play them. However, whenever I want to buy a game, I would much rather buy a physical copy of it rather than download it. I know that just sounds childish but hear me out. Sure, downloading games saves space and saves time you’d get from having to put the game in, but I am much zaidi fond of actually holding the game in my hand, and taking it out. That’s just how I grew up. I grew up around the end of the 5th generation of gaming and the birth of the sixth gen, the said-to-be best generation of gaming. Buying a game that wewe like au have heard about at a store au anywhere else is like finding a treasure, and getting to hold the game in your hands is really a satisfying sort of thing. Not to mention I get lots of satisfaction kwa looking at my growing shelf of games and just seeing it get bigger and bigger. It’s like crack for me. Seeing my shelf grow is just something I like to see. So, yeah, as dumb as it is, I prefer the physical copies of games over downloads… Unless wewe have to download them… Also, there’s a chance that the company will take the game off download so if wewe don’t download it before that, you’re just screwed out of it… Ain’t that right, Konami?

#6: I Like Metal Gear Solid 2 and Raiden



Now I’m sure that liking MGS 2 isn’t that bad. Sure, it may be everyone’s least inayopendelewa in the series, but I personally enjoyed it enough to be my sekunde favorite, right behind Snake Eater… Yes, Sons of Liberty is my sekunde inayopendelewa Metal Gear Solid game. Out of all of the Metal Gear Solid games that could be almost as good as Snake Eater, it’s not Guns of the Patriots, it’s not Phantom Pain, it’s not Revengeance, and it isn’t even the very first Metal Gear Solid game. No, it’s Sons of Liberty. But what I know is going to make people upset is that I actually enjoy the character of Raiden. I felt that his drive to fight and his reasons for it were very well done and I really enjoyed his growth throughout the story of MGS 2. I liked having to be mentally screwed kwa Kojima’s brilliant uandishi and discussing a very deep story on technology and politics. I loved fighting through the large water plant and tracking down the members of the terrorist group there. And yes, I loved the part of Arsenal Gear where Raiden is doing cartwheels naked while the Colonel is speaking to him about insane stuff that makes no sense as the game goes apeshit and starts to make fake game overs and strange dialogue. Metal Gear Solid 2 had a very unique story and even a very powerful message, and it’s good that zaidi people are starting to see it, au at least are starting to like the badass Raiden after Revengeance. Still, not enough for liking the game to be the maarufu opinion.

#5: I Hate Five Nights at Freddy’s



I’m not even going to sugarcoat it. I hate this franchise so much. I like that it was trying to do something new, I like some of the creature designs, and I respect Scott Cawthon as a game designer and think that he is a great person, donating the money he made for the game to charity. Good job, Cawthon. That’s pretty cool. But I’m sorry, I just hate the Five Nights at Freddy’s games. I was fine with the first one, and I was fine with the creepy backstory that it had, but the gameplay was just not good. I know that the gameplay isn’t what’s important and the fear is what’s to worry about, but after the third night, there isn’t much to be scared of. Fear only goes so far, and once wewe keep inaonyesha the same thing, wewe don’t get scared of it anymore because you’re used to it. It’s like repeating a joke over and over again. It’s funny at first, but after a while, it doesn’t give wewe the same effect as when wewe first heard it. That’s Five Nights at Freddy’s. A joke that was run into the ground. And it was run further into the ground kwa it’s sequels that were much of the same, only worse. FNAF 3 in particular being the worst one, but I already talked about that game enough, so I won’t do it again. But what I think makes me hate this game, aside from the dull gameplay, dry horror, and lack of variety, is that no matter where wewe go, people will always talk about this game, and compare it to Silent kilima 2 and Resident Evil. Are wewe kidding me? Those games focused on psychological horror and the different creations of monsters. FNAF is just about murderous robots with kids. There’s no deep hidden truth to it. And don’t even get me started on the fandom…. Oh my god, the fandom. And wewe thought Nightmare Before krisimasi had the most merchandise in Hot Topic… I mean, it does, but FNAF isn’t far behind. And no, this isn’t just the mashabiki that ruined it for me. Even if FNAF wasn’t popular, I probably would still hate it.

#4: I Don’t Like Sonic the Hedgehog



Okay, so I have played a few Sonic games that I liked. I like the Genesis games, I like Sonic Adventures 1 and 2, I like Sonic Colors and Generations, and I like Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing. That may be a crossover game like Smash, but clearly Sonic’s name is in the title, so it doesn’t matter. But there are WAY zaidi games I dislike about Sonic rather than like. From the slow and dull speed of Sonic Labyrinth to the glitchy mess of Sonic 06 to the mistake of god that is Sonic Boom, I could easily find zaidi games I dislike about Sonic rather than enjoy. Sonic’s personality isn’t much better, just being an obnoxious, hip and “cool” character. Sonic is the video game equivalent of those 90s kids who say that everything in the 90s was good and everything after was bad, which is why he couldn’t make his games zaidi modern and has them feel dated just like the main character on the damn box. But the worst part, to me, is how it tries to stay relevant with people kwa making so much different changes. It had to create an RPG, than a party game, than a godawful racing game (Sonic R), than trying to be zaidi realistic, which is terrifying, than trying to make Sonic the edgiest edgelord imaginable with games like Shadow the Edgehog and Sonic and the Black Knight, both awful games. And as for Sonic and the Sacred Rings… I’m not sure. I never played it. I know Sonic is a big franchise, but I just can’t stand it. Trying hard to stay relevant, some of the worst line-ups of games, Sonic’s smug face wewe want to hit with a bat, and the multiple characters that are one dimensional and are just unnecessary and awful… Except Eggman. Anyone voice kwa Mike Pollock is the best thing ever. It at least has that.

#3: Gamecube is my inayopendelewa 6th Generation Console



Of all the consoles that came out at the time, weather it be the powerful Xbox, the slim Playstation, au the Dreamcast that no one really cared about, my inayopendelewa has always been the purple lunchbox Gamecube. Sure, there was a lot of third party games around for the Playstation and the Xbox, but the Gamecube had lots of amazing first party games. Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Super Mario Sunshine, Metroid Prime, Kirby Air Ride, Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness, F-Zero GX, Pikmin, nyota fox, mbweha Assault, and of course, Super Smash Bros Melee. The Gamecube always managed to have such a great lineup of games. Not to mention, it was the first game to have some of the best games ever, such as Resident Evil 4 and the Resident Evil Remake. Boy, Resident Evil must have loved the Gamecube as much as I did, and I can’t blame it. I also liked the style it had for it’s games, giving it a much zaidi creative look to it. Also, the hardware is tough. I went through two Xbox’s and I can’t even tell wewe how many Playstation 2’s I’ve burned through, but the Gamecube is such a tough son of a bitch. I have had the same one for over ten years and it still works, no issues. Nothing. It’s a real shame that the Gamecube didn’t sell as well as the Xbox au Playstation 2, most likely due to smaller discs and lack of online. But….. At least it wasn’t the Dreamcast.

#2: I Don’t Understand the Ocarina of Time Hype



Alright, this is the badland territory. Total red alert. This is where I am bound to get hung from the gallows for my crimes. So, let’s get this over with. First off, I upendo Ocarina of Time. It’s one of the most creative games in the Zelda franchise and manages to be very creative and revolutionary for the time when it was released on the N64. But it is titled the best video game ever? I don’t think so. Looking at the old N64 title, it doesn’t seem to be as good as how the people alisema it was… Let me rephrase that. It’s a wonderful game. Still great today, but it is far from the best game ever as it was stated back then. The overworld, while amazing when wewe head to it the first time, get’s incredibly boring having to run across it, and being trapped with those damn Starchilds was a real pain for me. I know that it was very unique, but after a while of having to slowly run across the field as Young Link, it starts to get old VERY fast. The side quests, which are always a selling point for me, I found to be just dull. It’s either go talk to this guy au go deliver this au bring me that. I just got bored of having to do these miniscule fetch quests that are just a prolonged event in order to get the reward for finishing it at the end, which gives me no satisfaction, really. The bosses were okay, but damn, they were too easy. Sure, they were fun, but once wewe figure out their pattern, that’s about it. They’re pretty much done once wewe find out. I upendo Ocarina of Time, but I will never understand how it has earned the title of best videogame of all time. Personally, when talking about N64 Zelda games, I will always prefer Majora’s Mask over Ocarina of Time any day.

#1: I Am Not the Biggest shabiki of the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System)



Yes, I alisema it. I think the NES wasn’t the best thing ever made. au at the very least, the maktaba of games for it wasn’t that great. Yes, it did save the video game market and is one of the main reasons we still have video games today, and yes, it has many great classics on it such as Super Mario Bros. 1-3, Legend of Zelda 1 and 2, Super Metroid, Contra, Kirby, the Mega Man series, Metroid, Final Fantasy, Punch-Out, Excitebike, Castlevania, Ninja Gaiden, Ghost n Goblins, and so much more, but there was so much worse games for the console than there were good ones. They ranged from terrible movie-licensed games like Back to the Future and Dick Tracy, to awful sequels like Double Dragon 3 and Castlevania 2, to bad original games like Metal Gear and Milon’s Secret Castle. Many of these games suffered from major issues, such as being difficult not for challenge, but just to increase gameplay time, Battletoads being the biggest offender. I know that this isn’t the NES’s fault, but there were just so much bad games that it would be hard to find a good game back in the day. I wouldn’t mind the amount of bad games if buying an NES with an assortment of good games was easy. Finding that kind of deal would normally cost around twenty, maybe thirty dollars… Those bundles now cost hundreds of dollars. This is the biggest issue I have with the NES. Well, not the NES itself, but the people involved with it. They sell these things for massive amounts all because it’s rare when that is far from the case. wewe can’t even buy a good copy of the original Super Mario Bros without putting a large amount of money into it. The NES was less of a problem itself and zaidi housed many different problems. I still cherish the NES and still see it as a revolutionary part for video games, but god, was it a part of some shit. Also, if wewe are any of the people who bought the NES Classic Edition and is selling it for hundreds of dollars online… Fuck you.
Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest Creepypasta fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if wewe like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever wewe want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying emo teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the orodha shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so wewe already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when wewe alisema that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, wewe were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… wewe two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, wewe gotta onyesha the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did wewe hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie kwa MC is out
Wind: wewe mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t wewe hear about it
Wind: Well, aliyopewa that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are wewe looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, wewe failed at everything else in life and want to become Youtube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, wewe sad fuck, because I am going to tell wewe how wewe can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, au tv shows, au anime, au the most overused of them, games, wewe too can be the perfect whore kwa pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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Plot
Long ago, the world was ruled kwa the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked kwa his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...
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juu 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least inayopendelewa to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North pembetatu Island
47: East pembetatu Island
46: South pembetatu Island
45: nyota ukanda Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: nyota Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...
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From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.
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We all have those animated sinema that we can't help but upendo SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, au even personal reasons in general, wewe can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this orodha is about! Every siku (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while wewe read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My juu 10 inayopendelewa Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, au self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy pasta, tambi characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman kusoma horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the mwandishi of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This makala contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off kwa saying that School Days is the worst anime I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST anime I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole anime is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the juu game on the XBox. Nintendo consoles have Mario and Playstation has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb punda soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where wewe have to die for story reasons so wewe can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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When I was a little kid, I played this one video game called Vigilante 8: sekunde Offensives. In that game, there was a level where wewe can find a meteor and a giant ant would come out and attack. Since then, I’ve always been fascinated kwa the idea of giant bugs in fiction. Only a few years zamani did I find out about this movie, 1954’s Them!. This was the first giant bug movie, which depending on your taste, is an accomplishment au a failure on the sinema part. So, for the third siku of Cultober, let us take a look at Them and see what makes it such a classic film for the time of the 50s.

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Source: Not Warner Brothers