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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: wewe still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, au welcome for those of wewe just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our sekunde half of the onyesha with Ponies On The Rails.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He alisema wewe have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to moto me!
Dock Worker: If wewe don't want to work for him, why don't wewe just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. wewe railroad workers *Walks away*

In Cheyenne

Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are wewe telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* wewe got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, au you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. wewe want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?

After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.

Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a dawati for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would wewe like to speak to?
Gordon: Jesus christ, get me the fucking meza, jedwali company, au whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to dawati servicing*
dawati seller: Hello, this is dawati servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a dawati made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
dawati seller: How would wewe like the dawati delivered?
Gordon: kwa train.
dawati seller: wewe got it. We'll have the dawati loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: wewe haven't done one thing that Pete told wewe to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*

Ten dakika later

Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did wewe come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did wewe get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will wewe promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet wewe it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't wewe open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies inapakia it into the car, they alisema it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything wewe say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call wewe back in forty minutes, and wewe can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some zaidi of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A dawati for wewe has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets dawati out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, wewe don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this dawati into my office, au you're fired.
Orion: wewe want to moto me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, wewe got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give wewe the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*

After three dakika of arguing, and moving a meza, jedwali

Gordon & Orion: *Gently place dawati in office*
Gordon: Thank wewe for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the dawati wewe ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet wewe don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*

Stylo was inayofuata to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.

Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If wewe say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*

Inside the office

Gordon: *on phone* So, what do wewe think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: wewe have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do wewe want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen wewe two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. wewe gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are wewe waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't wewe recognize my voice wewe numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, wewe can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* wewe got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad wewe took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, wewe alisema wewe would when wewe made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier wewe alisema wewe wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are wewe blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!

inayofuata day, Pete returned

Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*

The End

On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails

Orion continues to try, and get fired.

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Shayne: Haven't heard that song in a while. Anyways, I am really going to miss Thomas and his friends. This is their last episode, and we won't see them again after this.

Logan's Heroes

Sir Tophamm Hat ordered a new engine on the Island of Sodor. His name was Logan.

Sir Tophamm Hat: Everyone, say hello to Logan.
Engines: Hello Logan.
Logan: Hi everyone. It's really great to meet you.

Even though most of the engines alisema hello to Logan, they had their doubts, because of the way he looked.

Gordon: He looks too much like a diesel.
James: He's probably a diesel in disguise.
Henry: Duh, what's a disguise?
Gordon: A disguise is something wewe wear to prevent others from recognizing you.
Henry: Cool. I'm going to get one of those now. *Leaves the sheds*
Sir Tophamm Hat: With Henry gone, wewe may take his berth Logan.
Logan: Thank wewe sir.
Gordon: *Glares at Logan as he backs up into the berth inayofuata to him*
Logan: Hello. What's your name?
Gordon: Why should I tell you?
James: wewe can pretend to be nice to us all wewe want, but we're watching wewe buddy.
Logan: I'm not pretending. I really want to be your friends.
James: Yeah right.
Gordon: Diesel.

Logan's feelings were hurt. Because of his appearance, James, and Gordon thought he was a spy for the diesels, and didn't want anything to do with him.

The inayofuata morning, Thomas, and Percy talked to him at the yards.

Thomas: We heard those mean things Gordon, and James alisema to wewe yesterday.
Percy: We like wewe no matter what wewe look like.
Logan: Thanks wewe two.
Thomas: You're welcome. What did wewe say your name was?
Logan: Logan.
Thomas: Nice to meet wewe Logan. I'm Thomas, and this is Percy.
Percy: Pleased to meet you.
Logan: I'm pleased to meet the both of you. You're very nice engines.
Percy: Thank you.
Thomas: I have to go now. I must run my branchline, and Annie, and Clarabel will be worried if I don't onyesha up soon. *Puffs away*
Percy: And I have to take some coal cars to the Scientific Research Facility.
Logan: I have to take some fuel there. May I follow wewe since I don't know where the facility is?
Percy: Of course.

So Percy collected his coal cars, and went to the Scientific Research Facility. Logan followed with his fuel cars close behind.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10 had an idea on how to stop the steam engines on the Island of Sodor.

Diesel 10: We must eliminate the coal supply on this island!
Splatter: Well how are we gonna do that sir?
Dodge: Yeah. That's impossible.
D261: We might as well just give up.
Diesel 10: Oh no we won't! We're gonna keep fighting until diesels dominate this island. Capture as many steam engines as wewe can.
Diesel: wewe heard him, let's do it!

Arry, and Bert went to capture Rosie, and James.

Diesel teamed up with Splatter, and Dodge to capture Adam, and Emily.

D199 lured Henry towards Diesel 10 with a freight car that smelled like chokoleti chip cookies.

D199: That's right Henry, keep following the freight car with cookies.
Henry: *Following D199* I like chokoleti chip cookies.

D261 got Lady, Duck, and Oliver, and the others got Gordon.

Diesel 10: Good work everyone. wewe captured nine steamies.
Dodge: Right.
Splatter: But wewe mentioned something about eliminating their coal supply.
Diesel 10: Oh yes. We will go to the scientific research facility for that. au at least I will. The rest of wewe must make sure these engines don't escape.
Gordon: wewe better let us escape, au you're in trouble!
Rosie: We'll get out of here whether wewe go easy on us, au not!
Henry: *Going kuvuka, msalaba eyed* Duh, I never got my cookies.
James: Who cares?!
Henry: I do.
Pinchy: *Takes coal from Emily's tender*
Duck: What are wewe going to do?
Diesel 10: I'm taking this coal to be analysed kwa a computer. Once it's finished being analysed, I will have all of the coal on this island, ELIMINATED!! *Laughs*
Lady: Who's going to save us now?
Oliver: They didn't capture Thomas, and Percy.
Rosie: Donald, and Douglas are still here.
Henry: Duh, when do I get a chokoleti chip cookie?
Others: BE QUIET!!

Meanwhile at Sodor's Scientific Research Facility

Percy & Logan: *Arrive with their trains*
Logan: Ah, that was a good run.
Percy: Yes it was. I like pulling trains here.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* Ah hello Percy. *Looks at Logan* I see you're outnumbered two to one.
Percy: Excuse me?
Diesel 10: Two diesels, and one steamy. Make sure he doesn't escape. I have to do something.

He was moving forward, but he quickly felt something pulling him backwards.

Diesel 10: What the?!
Thomas: *Has his brakes on, preventing Diesel 10 from going* Get out of here wewe two, and head to the diesel works! They need your help down there!
Percy & Logan: *Leaving*
Diesel 10: *Pushing Thomas* I'll get wewe derailed puffball.
Thomas: *Moves backwards as fast as he can*
Diesel 10: *Realizing he is still coupled on to Thomas* Ah!!! Slow down!!!
Thomas: No thanks. I upendo going really fast. One time I even broke the sound barrier. I remember that one time two years ago, I was pulling some chemical cars, and I derailed. The chemicals splashed all over me, and got into my system. Then, I got the power to brakes the sound barrier kwa going fast.
Diesel 10: *Very angry* Stop talking!!!!!!!
Thomas: *Uncouples from Diesel 10, and goes faster onto another track. He then goes forward*
Diesel 10: Wait. What? *Crashes into a set of buffers*

Inside the Diesel Works

Logan: *Arrives with Percy*
Splatter: Hey. Who are you?
Gordon: *Sees Logan* Oh great! It's that new engine, and he captured Percy.
James: I knew we shouldn't have trusted him.
Logan: Hi. I brought in a prisoner.
D261: Thank you.
Logan: You're.. *Pushes D261* Welcome!
D261: Aahhhhh! *Runs into Arry, and Bert. The three diesels are derailed*
Percy: Everyone get out of here, now!
Gordon: All steamies follow me! *Leaving diesel works*
James: *Behind Gordon* We're almost out of here.
D199: *Blocking the tracks that lead out of the diesel works* I don't think so.
Thomas: *Pulls D199 out of the way* But I do.

All of the steam engines were escaping.

D199: This is not supposed to happen!!
Thomas: Yes it is. *Uncouples from D199, and leaves*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds, Sir Tophamm Hat heard about everything that happened.

James: If it weren't for Logan, we'd be stuck at the Diesel Works forever.
Duck: He is our hero.
Logan: Thanks everyone. Thomas, and Percy, wewe are my heroes. wewe helped me when everyone else made fun of me, and for that, I thank you.
Thomas & Percy: You're welcome.

The End

Thomas: *Leaving with Percy, and every other engine* Goodbye everyone.
Percy: We'll all miss you.
Shayne: We'll miss wewe too. At least, I will, and that's our show. Come back inayofuata week for another Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
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Orion: Hey, here's some nice music.
Sean:...rock & roll......
Parker: Nice horns.
Sean: Rock, & Roll!
Saten Twist: Hi, I'm Saten Twist, and-
Sean: ROCK & ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saten Twist: No. Bad talking train. Go back to the yards.
Sean: *Backing away from Saten Twist* This isn't over.
Saten Twist: wewe are joining us for the 2nd half of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will be inaonyesha On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


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The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

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Dirty Harry
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Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
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Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
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Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

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Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...
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Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
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Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing wewe too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* wewe look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her fur, manyoya au whatever farasi have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: kwa the way. wewe ever...
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So let’s talk about something that the horror community hates me for (Because lord knows I upendo pleasing massive droves of people), and that’s that I like zombies. Well, most of the time. I like George A. Romero movies, I like Shaun of the Dead, and I like Resident Evil. But I’m willing to admit that zombies are far from being scary, au even creepy. They’re kinda dumb when wewe think about that. So then comes Dead Rising to tell wewe how dumb they are. But first, let’s talk about the sequel Dead Rising 2.
Dead Rising 2 follows a different protagonist from the first game, Chuck...
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