Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 3: taco Bell
A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.
Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, hujambo Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright, I'll tell you. The loaded taco burrito.
Alinah: I think I'll get the cool ranch Doritos locos tacos.
Eula: Good choice. When you're finished ordering, wewe can jiunge me if wewe want.
Alinah: Swell.
Eula even waited for Alinah to return before eating her burrito.
Alinah: That was kind of wewe Eula, but wewe didn't need to wait for me.
Eula: wewe kidding? You're my friend.
Alinah: Even after that contest we had a while back?
Eula: Friendly rivalry.
Alinah: Fair enough.
Eula: *Eating her burrito* wewe know, this burrito is making me want to... *Farts* Ah.
Alinah: So is my *Farts eight times as she says* Doritos Locos Tacos.
Eula: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*
Then both girls blushed as they farted at the same time.
Man 14: Hey, check out those girls.
Eula: *Farts five times*
Alinah: *Farting so loudly, that the windows in the diner break*
Cashier: Oh shit! Where's the manager?
Eula: Speaking of shit. *Farts while shitting herself*
Alinah: You're making me horny.
Eula: Well, looks like we have something in common.
They went to Eula's house, and had sex with dildos. They had a wonderful time, farting during the entire thing.
Man 39: *Looking at the two women having sex while farting* I know that this is anime, but jesus. That's wrong on so many levels.
The whole room was covered in smoke as the two girls layed down inayofuata to each other.
Eula: I'm pooped.
Alinah: So am I. Literally.
Eula: Yeah, I can smell it.
Alinah: Why do we have this fetish?
Eula: Because it's anime.
Alinah: Oh. What do we do now?
Eula: I'm still craving taco bell.
Alinah: I still want to break wind.
Eula: Just don't break any windows while you're at it.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have wewe in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheesecake!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 1, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let wewe know what'll happen in the inayofuata episode.
Fat Pat: inayofuata up in Fat Pat.
Shirtless Shane: wewe have an episode named after you? That's not fair. At least we get bigger roles in this one. You'll also get to meet zaidi members of our gang.
Episode 3: taco Bell
A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.
Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, hujambo Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright, I'll tell you. The loaded taco burrito.
Alinah: I think I'll get the cool ranch Doritos locos tacos.
Eula: Good choice. When you're finished ordering, wewe can jiunge me if wewe want.
Alinah: Swell.
Eula even waited for Alinah to return before eating her burrito.
Alinah: That was kind of wewe Eula, but wewe didn't need to wait for me.
Eula: wewe kidding? You're my friend.
Alinah: Even after that contest we had a while back?
Eula: Friendly rivalry.
Alinah: Fair enough.
Eula: *Eating her burrito* wewe know, this burrito is making me want to... *Farts* Ah.
Alinah: So is my *Farts eight times as she says* Doritos Locos Tacos.
Eula: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*
Then both girls blushed as they farted at the same time.
Man 14: Hey, check out those girls.
Eula: *Farts five times*
Alinah: *Farting so loudly, that the windows in the diner break*
Cashier: Oh shit! Where's the manager?
Eula: Speaking of shit. *Farts while shitting herself*
Alinah: You're making me horny.
Eula: Well, looks like we have something in common.
They went to Eula's house, and had sex with dildos. They had a wonderful time, farting during the entire thing.
Man 39: *Looking at the two women having sex while farting* I know that this is anime, but jesus. That's wrong on so many levels.
The whole room was covered in smoke as the two girls layed down inayofuata to each other.
Eula: I'm pooped.
Alinah: So am I. Literally.
Eula: Yeah, I can smell it.
Alinah: Why do we have this fetish?
Eula: Because it's anime.
Alinah: Oh. What do we do now?
Eula: I'm still craving taco bell.
Alinah: I still want to break wind.
Eula: Just don't break any windows while you're at it.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have wewe in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheesecake!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 1, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let wewe know what'll happen in the inayofuata episode.
Fat Pat: inayofuata up in Fat Pat.
Shirtless Shane: wewe have an episode named after you? That's not fair. At least we get bigger roles in this one. You'll also get to meet zaidi members of our gang.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see
…. I suck at keeping a schedule
Would it even matter calling this SWERY mwezi at this point? It’s zaidi like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted punda schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big mwezi long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we songesha on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Would it even matter calling this SWERY mwezi at this point? It’s zaidi like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted punda schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big mwezi long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we songesha on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
Henry: so... what are wewe working on?
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 mwaka old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are wewe in here?
Henry: I just want to know what wewe are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the siku this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 mwaka old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are wewe in here?
Henry: I just want to know what wewe are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the siku this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Vroom in the Night Sky is considered kwa many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed kwa Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want wewe to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
So from...
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So it’s clear that I am a shabiki of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 title that is a sequel to the even zaidi classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known kwa many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...
So Melee was a good Smash game. Hell, it was amazing. It could’ve just been because it was the first I played and had zaidi free time on my hands, but I put so much time into Melee, that no other future Smash Bros. game compared. Smash 4 was something I got tired of quick, and while I enjoyed Brawl and it’s story mode, I already felt like I had saw it all. And then, there comes the new one. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
When this game was announced with the tagline “Everyone is Here”, the world got together and fucking Lost their shit. Understandably of course. And when they said...
Some time ago, I reviewed the four episode anime series, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It was a pretty neat onyesha that I think works as a horror series, but alisema that it wasn’t for everyone. Before I watched that anime, I had not played any of the Corpse Party games. But, I can now say that it has changed. And I managed to get the 3DS version for the low, low price of only almost sixty bucks. What the hell?! Well, let’s get into the review of Corpse Party for 3DS.
First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because wewe cannot play this game in...
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First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because wewe cannot play this game in...
