Song: link
S.B: *Relaxing in a bed, outside in someone's backyard* Our first onyesha of February, and this is how wewe want to start it off.
Liam: Yep. In wewe go. *Lowers S.B into a cannon*
Percy: *Fires the cannon*
S.B: *Flies past Mily, Andrew, and Carter* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Lands in front of a tree* I survived. What do I win?
Kevin: You're the host.
S.B: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories everyone. I am S.B from Trainz, and here is the schedule for tonight's lineup.
8 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails
Games Ponies Play
8:30 PM - Later
Six Shooters 2
S.B: zaidi ponies, and zaidi guns. moto away.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 33
The British Mexican
January 16, 1954
It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
At the train yard, Pete went to check on the ponies working there, but he saw what Gordon was up to.
Pete: Oh boy.
Red Rose: Sir, what's the matter?
Pete: I'll give wewe a hint. What's orange, fat, and hates steam trains?
Red Rose: Gordon.
Pete: *walks down to train station*
Gordon: *sees Pete walking from train yard* oh no. Run away!! *Runs into train station*
Pete: *Runs to train station*
Hawkeye: Go Pete. Don't let him get away.
Pete: *Runs into station*
Gordon: *Hiding behind Pete's office door*
Pete: Hmm. If I can't find Gordon, I guess I'll have to moto him.
Gordon: *Comes out of hiding* Sir! I'm sorry for what I did, please don't moto me!
Pete: Oh don't worry. I'm going to get wewe therapy.
Gordon: Okay, moto me.
Pete: Relax, this gppony, pony is the best. Have wewe ever heard of The British Mexican?
Gordon: What?
Pete: It's the nickname for Louis Bodine. He's one of the greatest therapists ever. He had british, and mexican relatives in his family, and that's why every gppony, pony calls him The British Mexican.
Gordon: That's stupid.
Pete: To wewe it is. *Sees picture of Louis, and sighs* If only I knew where he was. Oh, and that door is coming out of your paycheck.
Gordon: I still would've preferred being fired.
Pete: And then where would wewe go? Nopony else would want to hire, a pissed off overweight unicorn like you.
Gordon: Why don't wewe give me some admiration instead of insults?
Pete: Good question.
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.
Louis: What has been bothering wewe my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but wewe know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.
The phone rings.
Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help wewe with?
Pete: Can wewe come down into Cheyenne, and help me out? One of my workers is very angry.
Louis: Why is he angry?
Pete: wewe don't wanna know.
Louis: Okay, I'll be there in a siku au two. *Hangs up*
Worker: Who was that?
Louis: I got a call from a very good friend of mine. He's the boss for a section of Union Pacific going through Cheyenne. Now, what else would wewe like to talk about?
Worker: Nothing really. Thanks for coming down here Louis. wewe made me feel better.
Louis: That's good to hear. I better get going, because I have to go all the way into Cheyenne Wyoming.
Worker: What for? On sekunde thought, don't tell me.
Louis: Okay. *Leaves*
A siku au two later
Louis: *Knocking on Pete's office door*
Pete: Come in.
Louis: *Walks in*
Pete: Good to see wewe again.
Louis: Same here. Where's the gppony, pony that's very angry?
Gordon: Pete, Stylo called me a loser- *Sees Louis* Who the fuck are you?
Louis: Never heard of me? I'm The British Mexican, a therapist.
Gordon: Oh no. *runs away*
Louis: Gordon, get back here. You're not in any trouble!
Gordon: *Stops running* Whatever. I'm too tired to run anyway.
Louis: I heard from your boss that aren't too happy here.
Gordon: You're right.
Louis: Why aren't wewe happy here?
Gordon: I just got back from working on another railroad.
Louis: Where was this railroad, and how long have wewe worked there?
Gordon: The Norfoalk & Western, and I only had to work there for one day, last week.
Louis: Did something there happen to make wewe mad?
Gordon: Yeah. I was just minding my own business, when Pete shows up, and sends me to work on the N&W.
Louis: What didn't wewe like about it?
Gordon: *Mumbles* steam.
Louis: What?
Gordon: *Hits wall* STEEEEEEAM! All the engines on that railroad are steam engines, and not diesels! They have to fix that right away, au I'll go crazy!
Louis: *grabs watch, and swings it around*
Gordon: *Watching watch*
Louis: wewe are getting very sleepy. wewe have forgotten why wewe hate steam locomotives, and will sleep when I count to three. One, two, three.
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Pete: Very good.
Louis: And now, you'll wake up when I stomp my hooves on the floor. *Stomps hooves on floor*
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. wewe may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
Gordon: *Goes to Louis* wewe gotta take care of Orion, he's nuts.
Louis: Orion?
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.
Louis: hujambo you. Are wewe Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do wewe want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What wewe just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please moto me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't moto you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Back at Cheyenne
Louis: He just flew off, and now he's gone.
Pete: It's too bad wewe got that disease which won't let wewe fly as high as Orion.
Louis: I know, but we'll find him.
Stylo: *Arrives* hujambo Pete, have wewe seen Orion? He's supposed to drive the sekunde locomotive for our double header.
Louis: I have.
Stylo: No way. It's The British Mexican! What an honor to see you.
Louis: The honor is all mine.
Stylo: That's great. That really. So what are wewe doing down here?
Louis: I was helping Gordon with something, and then he told me to help Orion.
Stylo: Oh yeah, those two need zaidi help than anypony else on this railroad.
Louis: Well, let's get some ponies to look for him.
A tafuta party of pegasi were sent. They found Orion 40 dakika later, and brought him back.
Orion: *waiting on platform*
Pete: Now that you're back here, why would wewe go off, and pull a dumb stunt like that?
Orion: He seemed like a stranger to me, and I didn't want to get hurt kwa him.
Pete: A stranger huh? Do wewe even know who that gppony, pony was wewe ran away from?
Orion: No.
Pete: It was The British Mexican.
Orion: Oh, I knew that.
Pete: Sure wewe did.
Louis: Orion, why do tried to get fired on purpose?
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched too often.
Louis: Can't wewe just quit?
Orion: Quit? And then what? Have Pete, au somepony else shoot my brains out? No thank you.
Louis: They wouldn't do that.
Orion: wewe don't know that.
Louis: Yes I do. I've been very good Marafiki with Pete, and I know him so well, that I know he wouldn't kill one of his own employees for quitting. What about Bartholomew Perfect? He quit, and nopony killed him.
Orion: The taxi driver could've killed him after they left.
Louis: No Orion. I can assure you, that Bartholomew Perfect is still alive. kwa now, he's probably so famous that he'll have his own TV show. Just wait, and see.
Orion: Okay.
Louis: Right, well I guess my work here is done. Adios. *Leaves*
Pete: *Waving goodbye* Adios.
Gordon: *Arrives* Is that therapist gone?
Pete: Yeah.
Gordon: Good, because he was right about one thing.
Orion: What might that be?
Gordon: I don't hate steam trains. I really, really despise them!
The End
On The inayofuata Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Everypony gets interviewed
S.B: inayofuata up is Games Ponies Play. This was originally going to be an original onyesha based off of an MLP episode, but it was cancelled, and this is all that's left.
Episode 1
Reporting Ponies
Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5
Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$
10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are wewe doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are wewe at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel kwa the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.
Epicne$$ has joined the game
Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? wewe must be poor if all wewe have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do wewe have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't wewe dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* wewe just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*
Players are voting to kick wewe out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, au wewe will be kicked.
10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: wewe insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: wewe alisema I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. wewe alisema the job I had was gay, and all I alisema was "At least I have a job." I never alisema wewe did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.
Later, in another part of Los Santos
Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an saa in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.
bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game
bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: wewe just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run wewe over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do wewe have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for bitch, kahaba
$Money$ has joined the game
$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What wewe talkin' bout?
bdp: wewe alisema the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell wewe on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*
Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to ripoti somepony.
bdp: I'm going to ripoti wewe for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*
bdp has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.
The End
Song: link
Ten Cents: I told wewe I would be back.
S.B: Welcome back.
Ten Cents: Thanks. I'll be back in a spin off called Bartholomew.
S.B: Enjoy the rest of the music, otherwise, come back at 8:30 to watch Six Shooters 2.
S.B: *Relaxing in a bed, outside in someone's backyard* Our first onyesha of February, and this is how wewe want to start it off.
Liam: Yep. In wewe go. *Lowers S.B into a cannon*
Percy: *Fires the cannon*
S.B: *Flies past Mily, Andrew, and Carter* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Lands in front of a tree* I survived. What do I win?
Kevin: You're the host.
S.B: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories everyone. I am S.B from Trainz, and here is the schedule for tonight's lineup.
8 PM - Now
Ponies On The Rails
Games Ponies Play
8:30 PM - Later
Six Shooters 2
S.B: zaidi ponies, and zaidi guns. moto away.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 33
The British Mexican
January 16, 1954
It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
At the train yard, Pete went to check on the ponies working there, but he saw what Gordon was up to.
Pete: Oh boy.
Red Rose: Sir, what's the matter?
Pete: I'll give wewe a hint. What's orange, fat, and hates steam trains?
Red Rose: Gordon.
Pete: *walks down to train station*
Gordon: *sees Pete walking from train yard* oh no. Run away!! *Runs into train station*
Pete: *Runs to train station*
Hawkeye: Go Pete. Don't let him get away.
Pete: *Runs into station*
Gordon: *Hiding behind Pete's office door*
Pete: Hmm. If I can't find Gordon, I guess I'll have to moto him.
Gordon: *Comes out of hiding* Sir! I'm sorry for what I did, please don't moto me!
Pete: Oh don't worry. I'm going to get wewe therapy.
Gordon: Okay, moto me.
Pete: Relax, this gppony, pony is the best. Have wewe ever heard of The British Mexican?
Gordon: What?
Pete: It's the nickname for Louis Bodine. He's one of the greatest therapists ever. He had british, and mexican relatives in his family, and that's why every gppony, pony calls him The British Mexican.
Gordon: That's stupid.
Pete: To wewe it is. *Sees picture of Louis, and sighs* If only I knew where he was. Oh, and that door is coming out of your paycheck.
Gordon: I still would've preferred being fired.
Pete: And then where would wewe go? Nopony else would want to hire, a pissed off overweight unicorn like you.
Gordon: Why don't wewe give me some admiration instead of insults?
Pete: Good question.
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.
Louis: What has been bothering wewe my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but wewe know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.
The phone rings.
Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help wewe with?
Pete: Can wewe come down into Cheyenne, and help me out? One of my workers is very angry.
Louis: Why is he angry?
Pete: wewe don't wanna know.
Louis: Okay, I'll be there in a siku au two. *Hangs up*
Worker: Who was that?
Louis: I got a call from a very good friend of mine. He's the boss for a section of Union Pacific going through Cheyenne. Now, what else would wewe like to talk about?
Worker: Nothing really. Thanks for coming down here Louis. wewe made me feel better.
Louis: That's good to hear. I better get going, because I have to go all the way into Cheyenne Wyoming.
Worker: What for? On sekunde thought, don't tell me.
Louis: Okay. *Leaves*
A siku au two later
Louis: *Knocking on Pete's office door*
Pete: Come in.
Louis: *Walks in*
Pete: Good to see wewe again.
Louis: Same here. Where's the gppony, pony that's very angry?
Gordon: Pete, Stylo called me a loser- *Sees Louis* Who the fuck are you?
Louis: Never heard of me? I'm The British Mexican, a therapist.
Gordon: Oh no. *runs away*
Louis: Gordon, get back here. You're not in any trouble!
Gordon: *Stops running* Whatever. I'm too tired to run anyway.
Louis: I heard from your boss that aren't too happy here.
Gordon: You're right.
Louis: Why aren't wewe happy here?
Gordon: I just got back from working on another railroad.
Louis: Where was this railroad, and how long have wewe worked there?
Gordon: The Norfoalk & Western, and I only had to work there for one day, last week.
Louis: Did something there happen to make wewe mad?
Gordon: Yeah. I was just minding my own business, when Pete shows up, and sends me to work on the N&W.
Louis: What didn't wewe like about it?
Gordon: *Mumbles* steam.
Louis: What?
Gordon: *Hits wall* STEEEEEEAM! All the engines on that railroad are steam engines, and not diesels! They have to fix that right away, au I'll go crazy!
Louis: *grabs watch, and swings it around*
Gordon: *Watching watch*
Louis: wewe are getting very sleepy. wewe have forgotten why wewe hate steam locomotives, and will sleep when I count to three. One, two, three.
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Pete: Very good.
Louis: And now, you'll wake up when I stomp my hooves on the floor. *Stomps hooves on floor*
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. wewe may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
Gordon: *Goes to Louis* wewe gotta take care of Orion, he's nuts.
Louis: Orion?
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.
Louis: hujambo you. Are wewe Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do wewe want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What wewe just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please moto me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't moto you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*
But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean
Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*
Back at Cheyenne
Louis: He just flew off, and now he's gone.
Pete: It's too bad wewe got that disease which won't let wewe fly as high as Orion.
Louis: I know, but we'll find him.
Stylo: *Arrives* hujambo Pete, have wewe seen Orion? He's supposed to drive the sekunde locomotive for our double header.
Louis: I have.
Stylo: No way. It's The British Mexican! What an honor to see you.
Louis: The honor is all mine.
Stylo: That's great. That really. So what are wewe doing down here?
Louis: I was helping Gordon with something, and then he told me to help Orion.
Stylo: Oh yeah, those two need zaidi help than anypony else on this railroad.
Louis: Well, let's get some ponies to look for him.
A tafuta party of pegasi were sent. They found Orion 40 dakika later, and brought him back.
Orion: *waiting on platform*
Pete: Now that you're back here, why would wewe go off, and pull a dumb stunt like that?
Orion: He seemed like a stranger to me, and I didn't want to get hurt kwa him.
Pete: A stranger huh? Do wewe even know who that gppony, pony was wewe ran away from?
Orion: No.
Pete: It was The British Mexican.
Orion: Oh, I knew that.
Pete: Sure wewe did.
Louis: Orion, why do tried to get fired on purpose?
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched too often.
Louis: Can't wewe just quit?
Orion: Quit? And then what? Have Pete, au somepony else shoot my brains out? No thank you.
Louis: They wouldn't do that.
Orion: wewe don't know that.
Louis: Yes I do. I've been very good Marafiki with Pete, and I know him so well, that I know he wouldn't kill one of his own employees for quitting. What about Bartholomew Perfect? He quit, and nopony killed him.
Orion: The taxi driver could've killed him after they left.
Louis: No Orion. I can assure you, that Bartholomew Perfect is still alive. kwa now, he's probably so famous that he'll have his own TV show. Just wait, and see.
Orion: Okay.
Louis: Right, well I guess my work here is done. Adios. *Leaves*
Pete: *Waving goodbye* Adios.
Gordon: *Arrives* Is that therapist gone?
Pete: Yeah.
Gordon: Good, because he was right about one thing.
Orion: What might that be?
Gordon: I don't hate steam trains. I really, really despise them!
The End
On The inayofuata Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Everypony gets interviewed
S.B: inayofuata up is Games Ponies Play. This was originally going to be an original onyesha based off of an MLP episode, but it was cancelled, and this is all that's left.
Episode 1
Reporting Ponies
Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5
Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$
10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are wewe doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are wewe at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel kwa the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.
Epicne$$ has joined the game
Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? wewe must be poor if all wewe have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do wewe have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't wewe dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* wewe just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*
Players are voting to kick wewe out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, au wewe will be kicked.
10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: wewe insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: wewe alisema I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. wewe alisema the job I had was gay, and all I alisema was "At least I have a job." I never alisema wewe did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.
Later, in another part of Los Santos
Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an saa in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.
bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game
bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: wewe just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run wewe over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do wewe have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for bitch, kahaba
$Money$ has joined the game
$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What wewe talkin' bout?
bdp: wewe alisema the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell wewe on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*
Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to ripoti somepony.
bdp: I'm going to ripoti wewe for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*
bdp has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.
The End
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Ten Cents: I told wewe I would be back.
S.B: Welcome back.
Ten Cents: Thanks. I'll be back in a spin off called Bartholomew.
S.B: Enjoy the rest of the music, otherwise, come back at 8:30 to watch Six Shooters 2.
Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make wewe just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the juu ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin
#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....
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Goomba
#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....
Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed kwa Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if wewe live outside of North America.
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