Song: link
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, au is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
upinde wa mvua Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll onyesha everyone My Little Pornstar: The shabiki Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. upinde wa mvua Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Right. So now that wewe know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Not amused* wewe really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do wewe do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hujambo Fluttershy, wewe smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, wewe are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
upinde wa mvua Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes wewe have.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can wewe hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as upinde wa mvua Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do wewe have anything to say before wewe do this?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
muziki Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
upinde wa mvua Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
muziki Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
upinde wa mvua Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If wewe give them the stuff, yeah.
upinde wa mvua Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did wewe do that for?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I have to tell wewe guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No!! I don't even know where wewe got that from! Also, why did wewe tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's disgusting! wewe shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did wewe crash into my house?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: wewe have wings. How could wewe lose control?
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* upinde wa mvua Dash, I saw wewe out there! That was awesome!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when wewe brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, wewe told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't wewe have something wewe wanted to tell us?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are wewe thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do wewe read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then wewe don't have to worry about it.
The inayofuata day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving wewe a pair of wings to compete against upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If wewe win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There wewe are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo punda out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think upinde wa mvua Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with upinde wa mvua Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her bunduki at upinde wa mvua Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at upinde wa mvua Dash, but misses*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Nearly gets hit kwa the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, au whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* wewe muthafuckin' white punda cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on upinde wa mvua Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots upinde wa mvua Dash in the leg*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a wingu fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! wewe know what? I don't even know why I keep putting wewe in this show!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: upinde wa mvua Dash, please save me!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope wewe can!! I hope you're right!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: wewe know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, wewe ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. wewe left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
upinde wa mvua Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her Marafiki au not.
Now this is the end. If wewe liked this episode, good for you. Become a shabiki of it, and leave a comment. If wewe didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. wewe should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope wewe still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. wewe cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hujambo Fluttershy, wewe smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, wewe are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no wewe ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. wewe can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to upinde wa mvua Dash* Dashie, how's my inayopendelewa biyatch?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help wewe clear the clouds mah nigga.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Are wewe feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I upendo you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get wewe back home.
Back at Twilight's mti home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: wewe got high, and passed out? upinde wa mvua Dash helped wewe get back nyumbani before wewe caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what wewe ramblin' about?
Spike: wewe got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. upinde wa mvua Dash helped wewe get here before wewe caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck upinde wa mvua Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* wewe used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't wewe just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about wewe using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing wewe a favor.
Mayor Mare: wewe broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have wewe executed. papillon, kipepeo style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, wewe out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't wewe heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, au is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
upinde wa mvua Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll onyesha everyone My Little Pornstar: The shabiki Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. upinde wa mvua Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Right. So now that wewe know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Not amused* wewe really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do wewe do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hujambo Fluttershy, wewe smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, wewe are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
upinde wa mvua Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes wewe have.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can wewe hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as upinde wa mvua Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do wewe have anything to say before wewe do this?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
muziki Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
upinde wa mvua Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
muziki Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
upinde wa mvua Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If wewe give them the stuff, yeah.
upinde wa mvua Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did wewe do that for?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I have to tell wewe guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No!! I don't even know where wewe got that from! Also, why did wewe tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's disgusting! wewe shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did wewe crash into my house?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: wewe have wings. How could wewe lose control?
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* upinde wa mvua Dash, I saw wewe out there! That was awesome!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when wewe brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, wewe told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't wewe have something wewe wanted to tell us?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are wewe thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do wewe read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then wewe don't have to worry about it.
The inayofuata day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving wewe a pair of wings to compete against upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If wewe win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There wewe are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo punda out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think upinde wa mvua Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with upinde wa mvua Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her bunduki at upinde wa mvua Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at upinde wa mvua Dash, but misses*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Nearly gets hit kwa the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, au whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* wewe muthafuckin' white punda cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on upinde wa mvua Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots upinde wa mvua Dash in the leg*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a wingu fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! wewe know what? I don't even know why I keep putting wewe in this show!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: upinde wa mvua Dash, please save me!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope wewe can!! I hope you're right!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: wewe know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, wewe ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. wewe left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
upinde wa mvua Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her Marafiki au not.
Now this is the end. If wewe liked this episode, good for you. Become a shabiki of it, and leave a comment. If wewe didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. wewe should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope wewe still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. wewe cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hujambo Fluttershy, wewe smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, wewe are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no wewe ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. wewe can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to upinde wa mvua Dash* Dashie, how's my inayopendelewa biyatch?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help wewe clear the clouds mah nigga.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Are wewe feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I upendo you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get wewe back home.
Back at Twilight's mti home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: wewe got high, and passed out? upinde wa mvua Dash helped wewe get back nyumbani before wewe caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what wewe ramblin' about?
Spike: wewe got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. upinde wa mvua Dash helped wewe get here before wewe caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck upinde wa mvua Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* wewe used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't wewe just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about wewe using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing wewe a favor.
Mayor Mare: wewe broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have wewe executed. papillon, kipepeo style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, wewe out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't wewe heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
