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Well, this one is a blast from the past. I haven’t seen this movie in ten years since I was a small kid, and I thought to myself, “Huh? What’s going on? Wait, I wanna see the giant monster? Why’d it turn away”. Something along those lines. Yeah, I didn’t really comprehend this film when I was smaller, but I think I liked it. That being said, I was already excited to watch this film again after having not seen it for so long. 2008’s Cloverfield was a cultural film at the time. It didn’t start the found footage genre, but it certainly brought it into the mainstream, and was successful to get a huge cult following and two sequels, the debatably bad 10 Cloverfield Lane and one everyone agrees sucks, Cloverfield Paradox. Is Cloverfield as good as I remember it? Let’s find out



Cloverfield follows the found footage discovered kwa the U.S. government in what was once Central Park, so it already has some mystery to it as to what went down right off the bat. It shows the footage of Rob and other New Yorkers as the city is attacked kwa a massive alien creature. No one knows what is going on, and how this creature au the many smaller creatures that followed arrived au what their motive is, and must survive the ordeal. It’s as easy as you’d expect. The film always cuts between scenes of the characters having a normal conversation a few weeks before the disaster, all while the world is coming to an end.
Cloverfield is, like I alisema before, a film that revolutionized the found footage genre, a genre that most people consider motion sickness incarnate, and terrible. If that were the case, than I’d have to say that the man hold the camera in Cloverfield has the strongest grip in the world. There are moments of shaky cam, but not enough to the point where it will make me sick. And this is coming from a guy with extreme motion sickness. wewe are able to get a good look at all of the things in the film and then some. And trust me, the visuals make up this movie, because I honestly couldn’t care very much about the characters. I don’t care about Rob and Beth’s romance that pushes them to make stupid choice after stupid choice, and I’m just begging for the moment they die off. Also, I can understand how some people can consider the whole movie stupid, because why would anyone hold onto the camera for this long up until the end of the film. But let’s be real, no one watches Cloverfield for the characters. No, they watch it for the monster.
Now considered an iconic creature in all of modern horror, the Cloverfield Monster, au simply nicknamed Clover, is something so threatening, yet so mysterious. wewe can see the size of the creature and the threat that it has over the entirety of New York, yet despite knowing what it is capable of, we don’t really know what it is, to be exact. It’s just a giant alien creature that attacks the earth, and that’s about it. Why is it attacking, why is it so powerful, what is its purpose, why does it carry smaller life forms on its body that also attack, and is all this related to the strange foreign object that fell into the ocean at the very end of the film? This is what internet theories are made of, people.
Cloverfield is, in all honesty, a pretty overrated film, mostly because of the characters. If they were just a bit zaidi interesting and not just people being there just so we can songesha the plot along, I may like the film a slight bit more. It’s still a great film, but I just fail to see what the hype about it is. If wewe are interested in a giant monster film with a bit of mystery to it, than I recommend it. Just don’t expect award winning characters here.
Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed kwa Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...
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wewe gotta spend money to make money, alisema some billionaire company owner as he warmed up his house kwa throwing dollar bills into his fireplace. And no better way to spend your money on a game than to pay your employees, if we were talking about saints. So the inayofuata best thing is to tangaza your games. Sometimes, these can be as little as a commercial au a Youtube ad, but there are times where they go even further beyond and set up a big event to get people excited. And then there are times where the companies fail at doing that and create zaidi problems for themselves than anyone could imagine....
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Kevin: *Sitting down, drinking a soda*
Mr. Nut: Pride And Joy ladies and gentlemen, kwa Stevie ray Vaughan.
Mily: Nice choice. *Passes kwa with five passenger cars*
Mr. Nut: After all this time, we're finally back, and I am your host kwa the way. My name is Mr. Nut, and I am from The Nut House. Our schedule for tonight is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz
Trainz

8:30 PM

On The Block
The Nut House

Mr. Nut: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will begin now.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains...
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The Evil Dead franchise is some of the best horror films ever made, and on some of the tightest budgets possible. They managed to onyesha creepy monsters, paranormal activity, and people turning into these zombie like demons all with the budget of just four hundred thousand dollars. The movie was successful enough to launch actor Bruce Campbell into fame, and create a sequel, Evil Dead 2. That film later got it’s own sequel, which I will be reviewing today, and it is known as Evil Dead 3- Oh, wait. Nevermind, it’s called Army of Darkness.



Honestly, I don’t know why they changed the...
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Johnny: *Polishing his Plymouth*
Sean: *Stops at a nearby station* What do wewe say we finally see who's the fastest?
Johnny: You're on.
Kevin: The race is finally on!
Mily: Is it?
Liam: Your silver friend is going against the CIA agent.
Kevin: And I'm the host for tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We'll see who wins the race after we onyesha wewe an episode of Johnny Lightning, and Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls.

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But...
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Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great muziki for you.
Skywalker: Did wewe forget that we have a onyesha to run?
Master Sword: You're the host wewe know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last onyesha of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now...
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~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist kwa the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in tafuta of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed kwa a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” au “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published kwa Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. wewe people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just wewe wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography kwa actually named Richard “Dick”...
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a mwaka of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, au will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will onyesha the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do wewe know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...
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Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, au Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me zaidi power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There wewe have it. A talking train can beat a car just kwa shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...
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September 9th

Hello. I’m David. My Marafiki call me Dave au Davey. But, since I do not have friends, wewe may call me David. And I regret to inform that, kwa inayofuata year, I will die. Perhaps it is best if I start back from the beginning, from this morning. I had woken up in a daze, my head feeling funny. I gave it a scratch. It felt very satisfying. I had made my usual cup of coffee, black, no sugar au cream, along with my usual breakfast: Prescribed medication to make my brain all better. I had been taking this medication for a while now. I believe it was to help with my extreme seizures and violent...
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Hey, look, the disturbing stuff is back…… Goodey. Now, the orodha is the same as the first two. These have to be things that disturb me, and they have to be something that wasn’t on my original list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Birdo from Super Mario Bros - Now, there have been a few disturbing things in the Mario universe. Mostly in Super Paper Mario. But, lets go back to the first disturbing thing ever in a Mario game. Back in 1988, there was an enemy called Birdo, who would shoot eggs at you. Doesn’t sound too bad, until, wewe read the games instruction booklet, where...
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So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I haven’t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if wewe will, and let wewe know that I really do upendo this horror classic. So let’s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...
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So yeah, I guess this is going to be a yearly thing. Boy, 2017 was a great year, wasn’t it. The great Weinstein scandal where many Hollywood watu mashuhuri were found out to be big pieces of shit, huge race riots in Charlottesville that resulted in the death of an innocent bystander, nuclear war between America and North Korea zaidi closer than ever before, everyone on Youtube that wasn’t a celebrity au Jake Paul getting utterly fucked kwa the company, large mass shootings resulting in the highest shootings in U.S. history took place in just one year, and the complete and utter nuterization...
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Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my Halloween Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the onyesha before zaidi cowboys, au Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can wewe check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...
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About a mwaka ago, when I was still new to living in Oxford, I had this bus driver. She was basically the female equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket… au basically, my mother, except, instead of some of the time, she was all the time. However, other than the fact that she really liked to yell at kids, she was always absent a lot. Every time she wouldn’t come to work, she would send her substitute, who was this very friendly elderly man. Shame the kids on the bus didn’t respect him though. So, one day, while I was waiting at the bus stop, and this time, I was with my...
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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops inayofuata to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...
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