Song: link

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* wewe sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, wewe killed five of the guards, and wewe don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting inayofuata to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She is very attractive!
Zelda: *Farts*
Wind: wewe call that attractive?! I'm out of here! *Walks away*
King: wewe have nowhere to go Wind.
Wind: Bullshit wewe asshole. *Starts going up a spiral case of stairs*

Song: link

Wind: I have a teleporter I've been working on with some fairies. It was worth a lot of rupees, but I'm glad I'll be leaving this shithole for good.

Going upstairs would take a long time. Wind was currently on the sekunde floor, and the teleporter he got is on the 70th floor.

Wind: *As he walks upstairs, he passes lots of moss on the walls, some broken windows, and cobwebs*

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2

Wind: *On the 11th floor* What the hell do people leave here?
8-Bit Link: *In a room with a door open*
CDI Link: *Holding a hamburger, not knowing what to do with it* Huh?
Gwonam: *On his carpet* Your majesty.
Wind: *Passes him* Shut up. *Continues walking to the 70th floor* I didn't think any other people would be up here.

Starring Wind and Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

CDI Ganon: *Standing in front of Wind* jiunge me Link-
Wind: He's downstairs. *Pushes Ganon downstairs*
Ganon: *Lands inayofuata to CDI Link*
Link: *Looks at Ganon* What happened?
Wind: *On the 30th floor*

Also starring Sean The Hedgehog and upinde wa mvua Dash

Tetra: Would wewe like to buy a Wii for 3,000 rupees?
Wind: Fuck no. *Continues walking* I can see why no one goes through this section of the castle. Good thing I put my teleporter at the top.

Also starring Doctor Eggman

Wind: *On the 40th floor*
CDI Zelda: *Sees a bird flying above her, and swings her sword, missing the bird* Got him.
Wind: *Shakes his head in disapproval* Retard.

And featuring Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and applejack

Tingle: *Falls from the ceiling, and follows Wind*
Wind: Fuck no!! *Gets his sword, and stabs Tingle*
Tingle: *Falls down the stairs*
CDI Zelda: *Swings her sword at Tingle, but misses* Got him. *Hits herself in the leg, and falls down with him*
CDI Link: *Staring at Ganon with a blank expression*
CDI Zelda: *Lands on Ganon, and Tingle lands on juu of her*
Wind: *Continues walking to the 70th floor. He is currently on floor 59*
Morshu: *On floor 65, working on a clock. He is looking inside, watching the gear run to make sure everything does what it's supposed to do*
Wind: *Continues walking, but stops when he sees Morshu* Not this guy.
Morshu: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. wewe want it? *Holding bombs* It's yours my friend, as long as wewe DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!! *Throws two bombs*
Wind: *Kicks them back to Morshu*
Morshu: *Dies*
Wind: *Continues walking* I wonder what'll happen to this place after I leave. They might resort to cannibalism, and eat each other. Too bad I won't be sticking around to see that.
CDI King: *On floor 69 with CDI Mario* I wonder what's for dinner.
CDI Mario: Toast.
Wind: *Walks past them* Now I really want to leave this place. *Makes it to his teleporter* Let's make sure everything is in place before I try this.

The teleporter was just a mduara, duara carpet with a stick sticking out of it.

Wind: Yes, everything seems to be in order. *Stands on the carpet, and grabs the stick. On the stick is a screen with names of places for Wind to teleport to*
Teleporter: Where would wewe like to go?
Wind: *Looks at Earth, uyoga Kingdom, Los Santos, and Equestria* Equestria sounds interesting. Let's check that out. *Taps Equestria*

Lightning started to surround Wind as it came from the carpet. Three claps of thunder came from the lightning, and Wind vanished.

Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine guns were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
upinde wa mvua Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe wewe should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did wewe come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do wewe even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, wewe continue driving your Corvettes.
upinde wa mvua Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was wewe were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.

They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.

Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: wewe must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, farasi act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did wewe come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want wewe to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. wewe still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do wewe live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would wewe like to live at my castle?
Wind: wewe have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? wewe living with me au not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live kwa myself.
Twilight: Fuck wewe man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted kwa a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!

Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one zaidi thing we need. *Opens the shina of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with upinde wa mvua Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots them with her shotgun*
Sean: *Goes into a room, and shoots everyone inside*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Moves forward*
Sean: *Behind upinde wa mvua Dash*

The hallway up ahead ended, and there were only two ways to go. Left, au right.

Sean: *Signals upinde wa mvua Dash to go right, as he goes left*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes right, and shoots a Nazi*
Nazi: Ahh! *Dies*
Sean: *Takes cover behind a box, and shoots two Nazis*

They continued, and met each other at the start of another hallway.

Sean: Looks like we walked around a square.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Least we're not walking in circles.
Sean: *Moves forward*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Follows Sean* What is it we're looking for?
Sean: The weapon room. There should be lots of explosives.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now I see what the bombs are for.
Nazis: *Get in front of them, and start shooting*
Sean: Get back, use the walls for cover! *Runs back to the start of the hallway*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies above Sean*

They made it, nearly getting shot during the process.

Sean: Cover me. I'll take them down. *Shoots down all of the Nazis in front of them*
Nazi: *Appears in front of upinde wa mvua Dash* Halt!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots him*
Sean: Good work. songesha up.

They made it into the weapon's room.

Sean: *Looks at six fuel tanks inayofuata to each other* If any of Eggman's soldiers come in here, shoot them.
*Goes to the fuel tanks*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Watching the door*
Sean: *Leaves the backpack on the ground, only taking out one bomb. He sets it to 3 minutes* The rest of the bombs will explode once this gets set off. *Runs to upinde wa mvua Dash* Let's get out of here. Fly to the entrance as fast as wewe can. Don't stop for anything until wewe get to your car. I'll meet wewe there.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Roger. *Flies back to her car*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control. *Teleports between his car, and upinde wa mvua Dash's*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Arrives*
Sean: Let's get out of here.

They got into their cars, and drove off. 2 dakika and 45 sekunde later, the barracks were destroyed kwa the bombs.

Stop the song

Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed kwa Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the gppony, pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do wewe want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. wewe are our leader.
Eggman: I want wewe to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, au just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do wewe want us to do?
Eggman: Make zaidi tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.

Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.

Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and wewe ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are wewe keeping me here?
Twilight: Because wewe have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are wewe talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because wewe don't deserve it.

Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.

Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stops inayofuata to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see wewe two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad wewe decided to not kill yourself kwa standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are wewe kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
upinde wa mvua Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: So, where are wewe going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the sekunde floor, and add zaidi tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why don't wewe come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Would wewe rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since wewe put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. wewe let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. wewe know that? *Gets in upinde wa mvua Dash's car*

And so, Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.

Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.

Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in upinde wa mvua Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps wewe might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks at the phone* Let's see what Chrome does. *Goes on the internet* Twilight has my teleporter. What are we going to do about it?
upinde wa mvua Dash: If wewe want to teleport places, my boyfriend Sean can help wewe out. Just ask him when we get to my place.
Wind: *Looking at the phone* I typed in your name, and there's something that says rule 34. What is that?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Snickers* wewe gotta find out for yourself.
Wind: *Looks at the rule 34 pics of upinde wa mvua Dash* OH FUCK NO!!! TAKE IT BACK!!! *Gives upinde wa mvua Dash her phone back*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Laughing*
Wind: It's not funny. People are insulting you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah, I don't care. They don't know what I look like in real life. *Sees a portal open in front of her* Oh shit!! *Swerves to the right*
Sean: What is that?
Nazis: *Arriving in tanks*
Sean: Eggman sent zaidi soldiers in tanks!! *Drives left* Dash, use your grenade launchers!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns her car around, and shoots four grenades at a tank*

One tank explodes, and it blocks the portal.

Sean: Nice. There's only three left. Let's get out of here before they crush us. *Floors it*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Follows Sean*
Wind: Where are we going?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Somewhere where they can't get a good view of us.
Sean: This should be good enough. *Stops his car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns her car around so the grenade launchers are facing the tanks*
Sean: *Launches a remote controlled missile* I'm going for the tank that's further away. wewe take out the other two.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm on it. *Launches four grenades*
Sean: *Hits the 3rd tank with his missile* Kill confirmed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Watches the 1st tank blow up* That sekunde tank is stuck.

It couldn't go around. It was stuck between the first, and third tank.

Nazi: Damnt! How do I take out those bastards?
Sean: Allow me. *Launches another missile*
Nazi: *Sees the kombora, yamuua coming towards him* Ah!! *Dies*
Wind: ..........................I take back everything I said. That, was, AWESOME!! wewe guys have bad punda weapons, that I wish we had back at Hyrule. All of our weapons are crap compared to what wewe two have!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Glad to hear that.
Sean: *Hearing airplanes* Sounds like Eggman got some bombers in here as well.
upinde wa mvua Dash: We better hurry to my place, and call Celestia. *Drives*
Sean: *Follows*

Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked kwa airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do wewe two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are upinde wa mvua Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and Rarity were taken to the hospital.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey got hurt from a few of zhe bombs.
Applejack: And upinde wa mvua probably went to get Celestia.
Twilight: *Angry* Man, FUCK CELESTIA!! WE DON'T NEED HER!
Applejack: Twilight, she can help us-
Twilight: She changed my voice man! Now I sound like a fuckin' black guy!
Pinkie Pie: Do wewe know how Fluttershy feels?
Twilight: Man, we can take 'em down ourselves.

Master Sword stopped his car near upinde wa mvua Dash's cloudhouse.

Master Sword: *Runs until he is below the house* upinde wa mvua Dash!! Let me in!! Hey!!!!
Sean: *Looks down* Master Sword, what are wewe doing here?
Master Sword: Well, I saw these planes coming from a portal, but it closed, and these humans set up an airbase, and I thought they were part of Eggman's army, so I thought about you, but I couldn't find you, so I decided to see upinde wa mvua Dash, because I know wewe two tarehe each other, and I knew she would tell wewe this important information I have, but now that you're here, I can tell you. Now, please let me up.
Sean: Climb up the ladder to your right.
Master Sword: *Goes up the ladder*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *On the phone* Understood.. Right, thanks. *Hangs up*
Wind: Any luck with that call?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Celestia's in Fillydelphia, but when she returns, a guard will let her know.
Sean: Dash, look who came to see us.
Master Sword: Hello.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi. What's happening?
Master Sword: Those humans that were flying the planes from the portals set up an airbase.
Sean: Already? How the hell did they manage that?

At the airbase.

Nazis: *Watching over their airplanes. They have bombers, and fighters*
Metal Sonic: Sonic may not be here, but his cousin is better than nothing.
Eggman: *In Mobius* Although the tanks were not successful, our attacks from up above were. We already have an airbase set up thanks to Metal Sonic being very quick. He gathered up all the resources, and built the base in 45 seconds, a new record. Get zaidi portals set up so we can have zaidi tanks, trucks, and airplanes sent into Equestria. We must also get some howitzers inside.
Nazi: Yes Doctor. We will see to it at once. *Walks away*
Eggman: Sonic maybe difficult to catch, but his cousin will die once I give him my "present." *Laughs*

Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash entered Twilight's ngome in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and upinde wa mvua Dash, I would like wewe two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as wewe can.
Wind: Sabotage is one of my inayopendelewa things to do.
Celestia: Good. Pinkie Pie, I need wewe to go deliver your baked goods to the hospital for all of our patients.
Pinkie Pie: I upendo doing zhat! I'm German, so my baked goods are really really good!!
Sean: *Snickers* She's got a great personality.
Wind: I hate it.
Celestia: Applejack, I want wewe to help manufacture some weapons. wewe will meet with a stallion named George Tildon. He will be at the train station in 20 minutes. Do not be late.
Applejack: I won't let wewe down Princess. I'm going there now. *Goes*
Celestia: And Twilight, I got a good job for you.
Twilight: What is it?
Celestia: Stay here with Spike. Two of my royal guards will arrive to give wewe some blueprints of an airplane that will be designed. I want wewe to use your magic to make those planes.
Twilight: Man, why don't wewe do that?! I want to get in the action like Sean, upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and the others. Why do I have to stay here and do something boring?!?
Celestia: It's not boring, and it's very important. Everyone, go do your jobs.

Everyone except Celestia and Twilight left.

Celestia: I expect wewe to obey my orders, otherwise I will take your wings away, and you'll never be a princess ever again. *Teleports out of the castle*
Twilight: *Goes into her room*
Spike: Twilight, what's wrong?
Twilight: Man, I think Celestia doesn't like me anymore.
Spike: That's ridiculous. She does care about you. Making those airplanes for us to stop Eggman's army is a very important job.
Twilight: But that ain't what I want! I want to fight against them! Not make stuff! If Celestia won't give me what I want, I will go against her!! *Teleports into Canterlot*
Spike: *Annoyed* Twilight, you're such an idiot.
Royal Guards: *In the castle, minding their own business*
Twilight: *Appears*
Guards: Princess Twilight, we were just going to see-
Twilight: *Uses magic to make a Thompson appear*
Guards: Twilight?
Twilight: *Shoots the Royal Guards*
Celestia: What was that?
Luna: Gunfire. We must go down there right now!
Twilight: *Shoots four zaidi Royal Guards, and takes cover behind a ukuta while reloading*
Royal Guards: *Returning fire, but every bullet hits the wall*
Twilight: *Shoots them*

Song: link

Celestia & Luna: Twilight!! Stop this right now!!
Twilight: Fuck you!! I am part of Eggman's army now!!
Celestia & Luna: *Shoot magic beams from their horns*
Twilight: *Shoots a magic beam from her horn*

A big ball of light was now between the three alicorns.

Luna: We're going to beat her.
Twilight: *Makes the ball go towards them*
Celestia: I don't believe this!
Twilight: *Gets the ball closer, and uses her gun to shoot the two princesses*

They died from the ball exploding.

Royal Guards: *Arriving* Twilight. What have wewe done?
Twilight: *Kills them all with her gun*

Once that was done, Twilight flew away from the castle. She was going to talk to Eggman, and let him know she wanted to jiunge him.

Sean arrived at the airbase with upinde wa mvua Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.

Wind: So, how did wewe get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* wewe have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers, and 150 fighters.
Wind: Maybe I should call wewe Master Bait.
Master Sword: No! That makes me go...
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh please don't-
Master Sword:....On....
Sean: *Shakes his head* He's gonna do it.
Master Sword:.....A......
Sean: Way to go Wind.
Wind: What did I do?!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nazis: *Looking at them*
Master Sword: *Gets rid of his flames*

Fortunately, they were too far away to be spotted.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Phew.
Sean: *Lets out a sigh of relief, then looks at Wind* wewe could have aliyopewa away our position.
Wind: hujambo sorry man. Has your friend ever heard of anger management?
Master Sword: Have wewe ever heard of shutting the fuck up?
Sean: Have wewe ever heard of completing a mission? Let's stop arguing, and get the sabotage over with.

The four of them quietly got to the airbase.

Sean: *Opens his backpack*
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe got the explosives?
Sean: Yes. *Looks at a hangar with fuel, and oil. One of the bombers are also inside* wewe three cover me while I put one of the time bombs inside. *Runs into the hangar*
Wind: Question. Why don't we just get a huge bomb, and destroy this place in less than 45 seconds?
upinde wa mvua Dash: We don't have enough resources to make a bomb that big.
Sean: *Returns* Okay, I'm back. The timer is set to 5 minutes. Let's put some bombs in the rest of the hangars, and get out of here.
Master Sword: I thought we were sabotaging the planes.
Sean: Trust me, when my bombs go off, they will be sabotaged.
Wind: I'm just surprised no one spotted us yet.
Sean: Good, let's keep it that way.

There were three zaidi hangars that Sean had to put the bombs in. kwa the time that was done, they were leaving the base.

Metal Sonic: Intruders alert!
Sean: Get out of here!
upinde wa mvua Dash: We're not leaving you-
Sean: I alisema get out!! *Gets his machine gun*
Wind: Let's do what he says, I'm not staying here. I want to watch some anime! *Runs away*
Master Sword: *Runs away with upinde wa mvua Dash*
Sean: *Shoots Metal Sonic 50 times*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman has aliyopewa me bullet proof armor. wewe can't defeat me with guns.
Sean: Well then. *Puts his gun down* I'll have to defeat wewe another way.
Metal Sonic: *Flies towards Sean*
Sean: *Grabs him, and throws him into a boulder*
Metal Sonic: *Gets up* You're good, but I'm better.
Sean: *Punches Metal Sonic as he flies towards him*
Metal Sonic: *His head spins clockwise several times as he stands in front of Sean* wewe don't know when to quit.
Sean: Nope.
Metal Sonic: *Shoots a kombora, yamuua from his hand*
Sean: *Jumps over the missile*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots another missile*
Sean: *Spin dashes the kombora, yamuua in half, and hits Metal Sonic*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman is sending thousands of Nazis in planes and tanks to destroy you, and everyone in this world that interferes. wewe can prevent that from happening if wewe surrender, and no one has to be hurt.
Sean: Eggman doesn't know what he's facing. *Punches Metal Sonic twice, then kicks him*
Metal Sonic: Twenty five percent health remaining. I must defeat this grey hedgehog for the doctor. *Shoots six missiles*
Sean: *Runs away, and dodges them. He finds a big stone, and grabs it*
Metal Sonic: I will send Sonic my condolences when I kill you.
Sean: *Throws the stone*
Metal Sonic: *Gets hit between the eyes, and falls down*
Sean: *Goes to machine gun, and gets it*
Nazis: *Running from the airbase*
Sean: *Checks his watch* 3. 2. 1.

The hangars exploded at the same time, and destroyed nearly every airplane. The planes that weren't destroyed took severe damage from the debris.

Sean: *Runs away* Catch me if wewe can wewe Krauts.
Metal Sonic: *On the ground, but his eyes start to glow again*

Eggman arrived just in time to see his airbase destroyed.

Eggman: I want the son of a bitch, kahaba responsible for this!!
Nazi: He's probably gone kwa now Doctor.
Twilight: *Arriving*
Nazi: Sir, *Points a gun at her* It's one of them!
Eggman: Stand down, she's not attacking us. We won't attack her.
Twilight: *Lands in front of Eggman* Man, I wanna jiunge wewe guys.
Eggman: Why?
Twilight: Because Celestia's an asshole! That's why I killed her and Luna, along with hundreds of her guards!
Eggman: wewe did, eh? Well then, welcome to my army.
Nazi: Doctor, have wewe Lost your mind?
Eggman: Yes, I Lost my mind when I was 3. Never found it since. Why do wewe think I'm a crazy man trying to destroy all of humanity, and replace them with machines?
Nazi: Well, I don't think it's wise to let this cute horse joi-
Twilight: *Chokes the Nazi with her magic* I find that word to be insulting.
Nazi: *Continues to choke*
Eggman: Twilight, release him.
Twilight: As wewe wish. *Lets him go*
Nazi: *Falls down while breathing*
Eggman: Do wewe still think it's not wise to have her on our side?
Nazi: ....
Twilight: I can also do this. *Uses her magic to fix the airbase, and all of the planes*
Eggman: Haha! Excellent!! We have the entire airbase operating again! Now, where should we attack next?
Twilight: Man, how about the Crystal Empire?
Eggman: *Nods* onyesha me how to get there.

In Canterlot.

Sean: *Looking at the aftermath from Twilight's battle*
upinde wa mvua Dash: There's a lot of dead guards.
Sean: Eggman must have had some of his soldiers do this while we were concentrating on their air base.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Celestia, and Luna, and gasps*
Sean: *Sees Celestia, and Luna too* They're dead.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *A tear comes out of her left eye*
Sean: I don't believe this, he actually killed them.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Cries, and hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugging upinde wa mvua Dash* Let's get out of here. Wind and Master Sword are waiting for us. We gotta get ready for our inayofuata mission.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm gonna get that bastard for having Celestia, and Luna killed.

Everyone in the gppony, pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

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Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's onyesha them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
Dispatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
gppony, pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
gppony, pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master Sword: *Shooting the soldiers on the airbase*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Those bombers are heading away from us.
Sean: They could be trying to hit Canterlot, stop them.
Germans: *Passing Canterlot*
gppony, pony Alliance Soldiers: *Shooting anti aircraft guns*
Germans: *Pass Canterlot, without dropping any bombs*
gppony, pony Alliance Soldier: They didn't attack.
Dispatch Pony: What direction are they heading?
gppony, pony Alliance Soldier: It looks like they're heading for the Crystal Empire.
gppony, pony Pilots: *Shooting down two fighters, and a bomber*
Sean: Nice one.
Eggman: *Angry* Metal Sonic, Twilight, there's a special plane I have made for myself, but it also fits two people. Care to jiunge me?
Metal Sonic: With pleasure.
Dispatch Pony: Attention all pilots, we believe the Krauts are heading for The Crystal Empire, we need to stop them before they reach their destination.
Sean: I copy, we're heading after those bombers now.
Wind: There's too many Nazis out here, we need to lose them before we go after those bombers.
Sean: I have a plan. All pilots, follow me.

They flew back to Canterlot.

Nazis: *Following Sean, and his team as they return fire*
Sean: Hang in there, we're almost there.
gppony, pony Alliance Soldiers: *Hiding the anti aircraft guns with tarps, but they quickly pull them off, and shoot at the Nazis*
Nazi Pilots: *Turning around. Half of them are getting shot*
Wind: *Laughs*
Master Sword: Good thinking.
Sean: Now, on to the bombers. The other enemy pilots won't be following us anymore.

The bombers were in front of them. 70 planes were flying towards the bombers.

Nazi 19: Enemy pilots, behind us.
Nazi 359: Get the machine guns set up.
Nazis: *Get machine guns ready to attack their enemy*

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Eggman: *Seeing his planes return from battle*
Nazis: *Land their planes*
Eggman: What is the meaning of this?!? wewe have a bunch of airplanes to take down!
Nazis: Anti aircraft fire. We're not going back out there.
Eggman: wewe are cowards! Luckily, Twilight Sparkle, and Metal Sonic are going with me to take them down. Are wewe coming with us, au not?
Nazi 46: What about the anti aircraft guns?
Eggman: Go around them!
Nazis: Oh. We didn't think of that.
Eggman: Now let's go!

Eggman's plane was just like any ordinary fighter, but his had a 50 caliber machine gun on each side. The left one was controlled kwa Twilight, and the right one was controller kwa Metal Sonic.

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Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my former friends. Friendship ain't magic anymore nigga!!!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: Seriously. Why did wewe let her jiunge us again?
Eggman: She's much zaidi powerful than you, despite her constant annoying rants. Get your machine guns ready, I'm going to start shooting down the enemies. *Shoots down Master Sword, and two zaidi ponies*
Master Sword: *Going down with the other two ponies*

Stop the song

upinde wa mvua Dash: Master Sword, wewe three okay?
Master Sword: Only one of us died, and I'm just glad it's not me.
Eggman: We will keep shooting down the enemy pilots until we find Sean. He is our juu priority.
Metal Sonic: Yes doctor.
Sean: *Passing under the bombers, goes up, and turns around once he gets over them, and shoots at all of them as they pass under him*
Nazi: How the hell is he doing that?!
Eggman: I see him, above our bombers.
Twilight: *Aims his machine gun, and fires at Sean*
Sean: *Takes a few hits, and looks to his right* Eggman. *Turns around, and follows Eggman*
Twilight: Yo! We're being followed!!
Eggman: Then shoot him!
Metal Sonic: We're trying to aim at him, but our guns aren't going far enough!
Sean: *Shoots Eggman's plane*
Eggman: *Turns right*
Sean: *Follows*
Metal Sonic: Almost there.
Sean: *Fires zaidi bullets*

They were now flying in circles.

Sean: hujambo Dash, give me a hand with Eggman.
upinde wa mvua Dash: On my way. *Turns around, and flies towards the battle*
Metal Sonic: *Fires the 50 caliber machine gun* He's still too far to the right!
Twilight: I can't even see him!!
Eggman: *Sees several bullets hit the window of the cockpit* Where did those come from? *Looks left, and sees upinde wa mvua Dash* Another enemy, 9' O Clock.
Twilight: *Spots upinde wa mvua Dash, and shoots at her*
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm taking heavy damage. *Goes down under the plane*
Sean: Stay behind me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets behind Sean*
Sean: *Continues to moto zaidi bullets* I'm going to run out of ammo soon. How much do wewe have?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Plenty to shoot down this son of a bitch.
Sean: How about it? *Turns to the right to get zaidi ammo for his plane*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Fires zaidi bullets at Eggman* He must have thick armor au something, because he's taken a lot of damage, and isn't going down yet. *Goes up to gain altitude, then goes down, and fires bullets at the cockpit*
Eggman: *Nearly getting shot, but tilts the plane clockwise*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots upinde wa mvua Dash's plane*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah! *Sees smoke coming from her plane* I'm going down!!
Sean: *Looks at upinde wa mvua Dash* That asshole's gonna pay when I get him.
Eggman: *Following Sean*
Sean: I gotta lose him. *Goes up towards the clouds*
Eggman: You're not gonna get any cover from up there. *Shoots Sean's plane*
Sean: *His plane stops working* Shit, I almost made it. *Gets his parachute, jumps out, and lands on the wing of Eggman's plane* This isn't what I had in mind.

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Eggman: *Starts to go down*
Sean: *Holding on*
Twilight: *Shoots off Sean's parachute*
Sean: *Goes towards Twilight, and grabs the gun*
Twilight: *About to moto zaidi bullets*
Sean: *Takes the gun out of her grasp*
Twilight: Yo, let me have your gun!
Metal Sonic: Why?
Twilight: Man, it's a fuckin' emergency!!
Sean: *Shoots Twilight, and Metal Sonic*
Eggman: *Flying towards the gppony, pony Alliance as they continue to fight his bombers* I only have fifteen left. Let me help them finish off those pesky ponies.
Sean: *The plane is going too fast for him, and he falls off, landing on a tree* I'm not finished yet. *Shoots Eggman's plane with the gun he took from Twilight*
Eggman: *Losing altitude in his plane* My engines have failed! I'll make that grey hedgehog regret this, one way au another!!

Stop the song

Sean: *Climbs down the tree*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies towards Sean* Hey.
Sean: You're okay.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I heard on the radio that we took down all of those bombers.
Sean: I think I may have defeated Eggman. I don't know yet. I shot his plane a bunch of times with this machine gun, and I saw him lose altitude.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hugs Sean, and kisses him*
Sean: And you're raising my altitude. *Kisses her*

As they continued to kiss, Wind and the other pilots of the gppony, pony Alliance flew over them.

The End

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