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So when I was a young lad and had just gotten my 3DS, I wanted to play some new games. Games that weren’t Atari brand shovelware pieces of utter trash. No, something that would introduce everyone to the glory of the 3DS. And the first game I got, was Ocarina of Time 3D. And then eventually, I got Super Mario 3D Land. And then I read how disappointing this game was… Was it really?
I mean, I’ve played better Super Mario games, but this game is still a ton of fun for me to play. Sure, the 3D in this game felt kind of gimmicky, but the entire console felt kind of gimmicky. Reasons why they made a version without the 3D, but I’m getting off topic. Super Mario 3D Land follows the basic premise. Bowser kidnaps Peach, Mario has to go through worlds to save her, and somewhere along the way, wewe get to play as Luigi. The game has a series of different worlds, but nothing wewe haven’t seen before. nyasi worlds, sand worlds, water worlds, lava worlds, haunted house worlds, and some weird geometry worlds. I do agree, this Mario game does nothing new, but it’s still satisfying and fun to play. Trying to get all the stars in every level was so much fun. And then I realize that there is still zaidi game to play even after that? wewe think wewe finish the game after beating Bowser, but no. There’s not an alternate world, where wewe get to play through harder stages in the game, all with their own three set of stars to collect. And after that’s done, wewe still gotta play as Luigi. For a young kid who was just starting out their game collection, this game had a ton of variety to keep going through the levels and see what else there was to play. And the powerups were a ton of fun. wewe got the classic moto Flower, but now there’s the Boomerang Flower, and the games main point, the leaf that turns Mario into a Tanooki, without the massive pair of testicles (I’m not lying. wewe can look that up if wewe want). It’s a ton of fun to use this thing, and if wewe are real skilled, wewe can skip portions of the level using it. This was just a fun time waster of a game. It’s not the greatest Mario game out there, trust me, we’ll come to that later, but it is still a ton of fun, and probably one of the fonder memories I have of a Mario game out there
Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If wewe say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck wewe Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...
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Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will wewe stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, wewe better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No wewe won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see wewe again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, wewe creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag wewe around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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Link: Okay, so, who is the inayofuata helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the inayofuata person on the orodha is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think wewe should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't wewe help me? I need wewe to go and...
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Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad wewe see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut wewe the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the inayofuata island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but wewe have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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Okay, so, when wewe think of violent video games, where wewe kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, au Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where wewe don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where wewe go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme au reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that wewe play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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So, there are people out there who prefer anime over western cartoons and there are people who prefer western cartoons over anime. Me, personally, well, if wewe asked me at the age of seven, I would have alisema western. But, aliyopewa the shit we see today, I think its obvious that anime is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, au Avatar: The Last Airbender, but wewe know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying machungwa, chungwa TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an anime that has the western style animation. That onyesha would be the...
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Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did wewe send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link kwa using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and wewe fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't wewe just take...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my inayopendelewa shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be alisema about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope wewe all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the onyesha started in October 2010. MLP was created kwa Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters nyumbani for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this onyesha is amazing. Of course, the...
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 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are wewe done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this wewe are saying
Joe:...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: wewe mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

Song: link

Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting inayofuata to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for Mbwa mwitu loups on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...
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~Slugger~
*In the town of maple Leaf, Alabama, the town’s pride was nothing zaidi than Aunt Bonnie’s homemade pies, the crystal clear Big kubeba Lake, and the town’s own baseball team, the maple Leaf Mongooses. The Mongooses have been known all across the state for being one of the best little league baseball teams, having never Lost a game in over twenty years, thanks to their coach, Gus Waters. Gus sat in his office, the walls covered in picha of his little league baseball teams over the years, as well as a number of trophies from their victories. Gus was clipping his nails when his assistant...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well, here we go again. Sorry for the complete lack of an actual real review for quite some time. I was busy with school, work, family, and a bunch of things wewe don’t care about, because wewe only came for a review. Well, a review is what wewe are going to get. So, let me introduce wewe to…….. Uh…… Shit…. There isn’t a whole lot to review left, huh? Damn….. Well, I got this one anime called D-Frag. It’s pretty underrated, so why don’t I review this? I got nothing better to review.
So, D-Frag is an anime kwa Studio Brain’s Base, who have worked on Princess Jellyfish, Durarara,...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere uandishi it the other way.



Joe: wewe screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., wewe alisema that several times now..

Joe: wewe killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would wewe want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are wewe serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are wewe braindead au something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would wewe want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE wewe KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill wewe straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the utoto and the silver spoon"
When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a upendo for zaidi of the Japanese culture. After kusoma about the country on an makala online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. zaidi specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling wewe this so wewe can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...
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Now, before I got a chance to play on the Gamecube, I had always played a bunch of Plug n Play games. They were honestly some of the worst experiences a gamer could ever face. No gamer wants to be stuck with a couple of wired Atari controllers with a paint job having to that are plugged into the TV. However, when I was at the age of seven, my grandma came in giving me and my brothers our very first game console. The Nintendo Gamecube, which would soon become my inayopendelewa console ever. And not only did we get a Gamecube, but we got a whole bunch of games. Animal Crossing, Crash Bandicoot: Wrath...
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Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who au what the characters and setting is, but wewe don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....
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posted by Canada24
I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's zaidi of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think wewe have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are wewe tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...
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