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Okay…. This is the first Legend of Zelda entry on the list… and hoo boy, I think I already pissed some people off with this decision already.
Legend of Zelda follows the story of Link and his companion Navi as they travel across the land of Hyrule, saving the Sages and trying to stop Ganondorf from taking over Hyrule.. Yeah, get used to hearing that story description of other Zelda games. This was considered to be THE Zelda game back in the day, the one that everyone needed to play and is thought to be the greatest video game of all time. And while I don’t personally agree with that, I still upendo this game a lot. I played a lot of it when I had it and really got invested in finishing everything in this game. I really enjoyed going through the dungeons in this game. Some of my vipendwa were the Dodongo Caverns, the Forest Temple, the Shadow Temple, the Spirit Temple, and of course Ganon’s Tower. They really add well to the puzzles while making great use of the items wewe collected. Just going through them, experiencing all sorts of new ways to find out about the dungeons, as well as having a ton of interesting mini bosses from the Darknuts to the intimidating Shadow Link, really adds to the fun duels of this game. The bosses are also pretty fun. From the dragon Volvagia to the specter Phantom Ganon. Each boss feels fresh and, while some are easier and lamer than others, at least have a unique way of fighting them and isn’t just “Attack big weak spot” (Most of the time). One of my inayopendelewa thing was exploring the world far zaidi than doing the main dungeons, however. From going through Hyrule fields, to helping out in the side quests, I felt like there was so much to do in this game then there really was, and even if I did everything, I wanted to do more. I wanted to see what was going down at the Ranch. I wanted to go and explore Kakariko Village at night. I even wanted to do the lame stuff like try to beat the running man and always Lost and got real upset with how fast I moved only to realize there is nothing. And Navi was a lot of fun to have around. I know a lot of people thought she was annoying, but I found her conversations to be informative and helpful, unlike that blue annoyance Fi. Ocarina of Time just felt like a zaidi joyful experience, even with Navi calling to me all the time. And the muziki in this game kwa Koji Kondo is probably one of my inayopendelewa video game soundtracks out there. It’s so nostalgic and makes me happy just listening to it. I may upendo Wind Waker’s soundtrack, but even I admit that Ocarina of Time’s muziki is far superior. The game has an instrument in the title, it should be expected.
I know that Ocarina of Time is the most loved game in the franchise, and while I do upendo it, I do expect some people to disagree that it is this low. But regardless, we can all agree that Ocarina of Time is a great game and a timeless classic for everyone.
………….. Jesus Christ, people. I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already inaonyesha wewe all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the mwandishi telling us that the Big Dance, au rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. wewe know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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There are a lot of sinema out there. And a lot of sinema have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from sinema that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my ujumla, jumla thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in sinema that just plain piss me off. So, I present to wewe all my orodha for the juu Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for zaidi than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it au not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, mitaani, mtaa Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the mwaka 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed wewe to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Now, if wewe know me, wewe would know that my inayopendelewa game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my sekunde inayopendelewa Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. wewe kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell wewe all the juu Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give wewe items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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hujambo everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb nukuu are "Welcome to Hell World" au "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the moto Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where wewe put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope wewe don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where wewe eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the moto challenge, where wewe set yourself on moto for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss wewe all off so much that wewe may hate me for it, so wewe should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate maoni already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little zaidi due to its story. It was a little zaidi (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing muziki with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


So when wewe hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final ndoto franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my vipendwa from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final ndoto X
Final ndoto X follows what any other Final ndoto game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, au whatever wewe wanna...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a zaidi edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, au in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing mitaani, mtaa Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in mitaani, mtaa Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted zaidi from mitaani, mtaa Fighter II. And mitaani, mtaa Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an makala a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, au zaidi rather, a orodha of my juu 100 inayopendelewa games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Song: link

Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: wewe killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one dakika without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 saa Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of wewe wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that mwaka had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested kwa Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re kusoma a review kwa me)
Undertale is a game created kwa Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he alisema "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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