So, remember when Metal Gear Solid was a stealth game? And I ain’t talking about Survivor. We never talk about Survivor. I’m talking about that other time Metal Gear Solid was turned into something different, and it was actually good. Ladies in gentleman, I give wewe Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, whatever that name means
Metal Gear Rising follows everyone’s inayopendelewa soyboy, Raiden, as he is hunting down a terrorist group known as the Winds of Destruction, which have plans of sparking a war in the world, which involves, what else in a Metal Gear game, politicians doing seedy shit for their own purposes. But if wewe think this’ll just be a simple stealth game, wewe then look at the box and wewe see that little P with the star. Metal Gear Rising was made with the help of Platinum Games, the Bayonetta team, and it’s just as stylish and smooth to play as Bayonetta. In Metal Gear Rising, wewe have a ton of machines to fight, along with soldiers that vary in size and gear they have, but can easily be torn apart kwa siagi with Raiden’s sword. It won’t be long before Raiden slows down the world around him and is slashing apart motherfuckers with his sword into a million pieces. wewe wanna slice them in half? Nah, wewe wanna slice them into chunks. wewe don’t wanna stop slicing them apart. Even if wewe slice off an arm, they’ll still be coming at you. Even if wewe leave them as a human potato, they’ll still struggle to fight you. Just slice them. Helicopters, slice them up. Giant robots, slice them up. Metal Gear RAY, something that was nearly impossible to destroy in awali games, just slice it up. This game is debatably as insane as Bayonetta when it comes to the sheer spectacle of what’s going on. And the boss fights in this game are so damn insane. From the fight with Mistral who uses a dozen arms to fight, to Monsoon who can disassemble his body to dodge your attacks and songesha as fast as hell, to Sundowner, who is just the heaviest motherfucker in the world. And the final boss of this game is a meme powerhouse of destruction that can fuck wewe up, but wewe can fuck him up too. It’s so much damn madness. And I have to say it again, but that soundtrack is incredible. Some of the hardest industrial rock muziki and some of the best vocal tracks I’ve heard in a video game since, with stuff like Rules of Nature, Red Sun, It Has to Be This Way, and my personal favorite, Collective Consciousness. And just when wewe think it’s over, wewe get DLC of two other characters, Jetstream Sam and Bladewolf, and wewe get the chance to play through their campaigns, with Sam having a new taunt skill and Bladewolf having a whole new boss, and it’s fucking free! Okay, this game is amazing. Everyone buy Metal Gear Rising please.
Metal Gear Rising is… an experience like no other. Every moment the game is being played feels like something unique. It’s why I upendo Platinum Games so much, for their quality, their gameplay, and just how new and fresh it feels. And I assure you, this isn’t our last Platinum game. But with that said, Metal Gear Rising. Amazing game. Please buy it and rub it in Metal Gear Solid: Survivor’s face.
Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal
Shortly after upinde wa mvua Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.
Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do wewe know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want wewe to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go kwa the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...
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Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this mwaka weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.
The movie follows a drifter kwa the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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The movie follows a drifter kwa the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie kwa the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the Halloween movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal inayopendelewa remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?
So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed kwa the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror sinema before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror sinema of all time… In my opinion anyway.
The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are wewe excited? Because I’m not.
So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Marafiki heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Marafiki heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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