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So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game kwa FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then wewe will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and wewe play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame and keep the Age of moto going au let it die and allow the Age of Dark to come and give power to mankind. The world of Dark Souls was the first to Usher in what I have been seeing a lot in medieval ndoto games nowadays, that being that they are darker and zaidi gritty. Sure, Dark Souls was inspired kwa Berserk, but everything is inspired kwa something, isn’t it? Everything from the destroyed town of the Undead Burg to the creepy atmosphere of the Duke’s Archives to the walking skeletons found in the Tomb of the Giants. And that’s just a few examples. A lot of places in this game feel like they were once grand locations to explore, but have now fallen to ruin due to the end of the world coming to this kingdom. It’s fascinating to read up on the lore of these places and the enemies and characters within them. Like how the magic users in the Duke’s Archives are actually kidnappers that steal maidens for Seath’s experiments au how the demons of this game all originate from one level thanks to one boss birthing them out. And the bosses in this game are incredible. Sure, not all of them are amazing, like kitanda of Driving Me Fucking Mad, but for the most part, bosses like the massive Iron Golem, the giant mbwa mwitu Sif, and the brilliant fight between Ornstein and Smough, these all are grand fights, leaving wewe at the mercy of these hulking foes, all of them once something amazing, now fallen to either madness and the desire to kill, au protecting something from wewe so that wewe don’t do something reckless in their eyes. And I should mention that this game is in fact hard for newcomers. It was advertised that wewe will die a lot in this game, and they were right about that. But when wewe learn what to do, it becomes easier. And it’s reward to learn the mechanics of this game, from item usage, to timing when to attack, dodge, au block in a boss fight. The game rewards perfect playing and doing so will save your punda on several occasions. And the score of this game is amazing. Not on the level of Dark Souls III grand soundtrack, but there are moments where this game amazes me. From your first time entering the kingdom of Anor Londo, to the time wewe enter Ash Lake and hear that ominous choir. And the final boss theme is so… not amazing, and I mean that in a good way. It’s slow, and kind of sad. And I upendo it so much.
Dark Souls was the kind of game I needed. In a decade where I was so bored with modern games, even ready to give up on modern games entirely, Dark Souls came to peak my interest in video games again and to get me excited to try out new games. Dark Souls does not hold your hand. It’ll beat wewe again and again. But like a girl in a Tyler Perry movie, no matter how many times Dark Souls kicks my ass, I’ll always come back for more. Only Dark Souls beats me out of love. And I’m kind of a masochist, so that’s just a turn on to me anyway
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK wewe (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the inayofuata Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are wewe still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Final ndoto 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in swali is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, wewe will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
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mwepesi, teleka Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! wewe had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that wewe were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. wewe have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what wewe did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard mwepesi, teleka justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. wewe can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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Technophilia

November, 2099. The sun has become a dim light that was once a magnificent star. The Earth has grown cold and dark. Soon the sun will go out. No one who can afford to leave stays there, and those that do stay on Earth only do so for reasons of nostalgia au lack of finances. The outer solar system has now become humanity’s home. Large space stations have been built on asteroids all across the solar system. The first of these was the space colony known as New Olympus. What started out as a small colony on a large rock has grown into a massive empire, where neon lights shine brighter...
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Source: Michigan
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Source: Michigan


So despite the fact that I talked about Dual Destinies, it is not my inayopendelewa of the Ace Attorney games. Sure, I am aware of it’s really good story and it’s technical advancements to the franchise, but my inayopendelewa in the franchise is the very first one I played… And considering the narrative in the franchise, it may not have been great to start with the third game in the franchise, but whatever.
Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations follows Phoenix Wright in his third mwaka of being a defense lawyer. As he deals with the past that is coming back to haunt him in the form of a mysterious...
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(NOTE: This is an old makala I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a onyesha that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my vipendwa as well, so understand that before kusoma this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF wewe THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were wewe dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like wewe don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...
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King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are wewe one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give wewe this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can wewe hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...
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Okay, so I know that I alisema before that the inayofuata review would be Night in the Woods but I feel as though this game needs to be discussed…. Boy, only the sekunde makala and I’ve already lied. In-Indie has a bright future. So I bought four, debatably five, other indie games last week. And one of those indie games was the interesting YIIK: A Postmodern RPG, pronounced Y2K, for some reason. I saw the trailer and the strange visuals already had me hooked. And just when I had purchased it, I read the comments, I saw the dislike bar, and I saw how there was not a soul on this planet who liked...
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Well, this is about as niche as any game on this orodha will get. Ever since I got Phoenix Wright for my DS, I was always interested in zaidi mystery games for the handheld device, stuff like Professor Layton and Ghost Trick. But… I never got to play either of those games. But one I did get to play was one that was very unique in its style, known as Hotel Dusk: Room 215.
Hotel Dusk follows the protagonist, Kyle Hyde, an ex-detective and now salesman who visits a small hotel in Nevada known as Hotel Dusk, where room 215 is alisema to make your wishes come true. As he explore the hotel, he hopes...
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Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: wewe overslept again. Were wewe too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want wewe to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...
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