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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a babies toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did tafuta up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town wewe want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever. The town is yours to call whatever. And do whatever, because the sekunde wewe go in, they just decide to make wewe the mayor of the town because these fucking peasants haven’t had a leader in god knows how long and give the reins to a person with no political experience au even in the legal limits to be a politician. But of course, why talk about that adult stuff in a kids game? It’s in video game parodies that are unfunny, so let’s songesha on. As the mayor of the town, wewe can decide what to do in your town. From change the way the rules are to make the town zaidi pretty au to increase the towns economy for zaidi money. wewe can start projects to create things in your town like fountains, benches, lamps, and monuments. Of course, being in charge isn’t the only thing that makes New Leaf the most interesting in the series, at least to me. Since wewe can take Animal Crossing anywhere wewe want, it makes for a lot better experience than say the original, au City Folk on the Wii. wewe can always keep in touch with your villagers, get a letter that exact day, and not have to worry about missing work because of it. Animal Crossing also gives wewe a ton of villagers to interact with, and form friendships with the villagers. I’m Marafiki with Olaf because his big anteater nose is stupid and I like it. wewe can also collect bugs, fish, paintings, and fossils to donate to the museum, which is also for completion. And it seems that no matter how much I do in this game, there’s always something for me to do in the game. I finish off my house debts, I can buy an expansion to it. I finish with that, I can work on building the town project. Done with that, I can compete in the fishing tourney. Done with that, I can work on finishing up the book I have. There is never a moment where I feel like I have done everything, because there’s just so much to do. And then there’s the music. While it’s not muziki I would listen to on it’s own and bump my head to on the train, it’s still very calming music. It fits with the theme of the town. I upendo going around at night trying to find the bugs and I just hear this little jingle in the background. It’s so calming and peaceful and is just an ujumla, jumla enjoyable experience.
Animal Crossing: New Leaf is the perfect game for anyone to own, whether they have a 3DS au they want to get into the Animal Crossing franchise. It has the best features in the franchise, wewe can play it anywhere, and wewe don’t have to worry about your neighbors leaving when wewe are gone for three days. It’s just a fun, relaxing time. Sure, video games are all about blowing stuff up and trying to get the best graphics, but sometimes, wewe just wanna play a relaxing game. And New Leaf is that game for me.
So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of wewe may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a zaidi maarufu game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Japan as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created kwa Yoko Taro, who created it to make a zaidi grim RPG with no morally just...
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the onyesha good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic upendo for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game kwa Ubisoft, but developed kwa Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal au No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal au No Deal, a game onyesha that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal au No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, au what made it so maarufu to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like uyoga Men and the No zaidi Heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But wewe know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if wewe were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed kwa all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll onyesha them! I'll onyesha ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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 Art kwa Deathding
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror sinema didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror mashabiki motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I upendo Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a shabiki of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Read over Grapes of Wrath Summary
Ask Ben about what we did in Language Arts and Creative Writing
Work on Algebra
Read through the Maltese falcon, kozi Chapter
Return Grapes of Wrath book Language Arts

Crestfallen Warrior: Welcome to Lordran. There are actually two Bells of Awakening. One in Undead Burg, and the other is in Blighttown
Wind: Huh, I thought there was only one. Well, thank you, kind sir
Crestfallen Warrior: Glad I could he- (Wind stabs him in the chest and takes his humanity)
Wind: Well, I need your humanity zaidi than wewe do, so take care

Wind: (Walks across bridge)
Undead Soldiers: (Follow Wind)...
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If wewe ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started uigizaji like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do wewe expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look zaidi awesome, au at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...
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Songs. What can be alisema about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to onyesha wewe all the juu Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....
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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the onyesha Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog kwa saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher ilitumwa pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up inaonyesha the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays orodha is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games au the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost spatula - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do wewe think I brought this nyumbani made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) wewe better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: wewe worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for wewe all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on Playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I upendo the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the muziki is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who au what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the butterfly, kipepeo was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Damas: (Being carried kwa the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have wewe come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did wewe know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would wewe come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....
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Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope wewe all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the medieval mwaka of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...
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posted by Canada24
I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's zaidi of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think wewe have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are wewe tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...
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It was a beauitful siku in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's inayopendelewa dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a kitanda 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....
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A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because kwa the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If wewe die au fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice alisema as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What wewe do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first ngumi, punch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..