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Willy Wonka and the chokoleti Factory was one of my inayopendelewa films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim burton remake, Charlie and the chokoleti Factory, which felt zaidi drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the chokoleti Factory for PS2, published kwa Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each makala thus far. The game was developed kwa High Voltage Software, who are still around today and worked on a portion of the Saints Row series, the modern Mortal Kombat games, and Zombieland: Double Tap as of recently. Charlie and the chokoleti Factory advertises itself as being able to explore the factory at your own leisure, so enjoying the factory myself as a kid, maybe it will be fun…. Yeah, I wish.



The title screen looks promising, has a nice whimsical tone to it and the factory looks nice, but sadly, this is where the pleasantries come to a halt. Be it my scratched disc au be it a part of all copies of the game, the game just dumps wewe into the world with no opening story au nothing. I assumed that it was my disc just skipping it, but after the first level, wewe get a cutscene that shows Chapter 1 and then it goes to Chapter 2 in the inayofuata cutscene, so I don’t know. The camera controls are hard inverted and go at an alarmingly fast rate, and they just make me feel ill. Speaking of ill, Charlie looks a little… malnourished. I know he’s poor and stuff, but he legit looks like he crawled out of Hiroshima after the bombs dropped. The game puts wewe into a long line and makes wewe walk down it trying to collect a single dollar, doing all sorts of wonky platforming on boxes and taking notice of collision glitches like giant snowballs clipping into the boxes. This is then followed up kwa a reasonably enjoyable section where wewe control Charlie as he slides down the road on a trash can lid, avoiding trucks and garbage cans. It’s short, basic, but enjoyable for what it is. But trust me, once wewe get to the factory, it’s all over. This is where the game shows just how boring it truly is.
The cutscenes have these characters looking really… deformed. Charlie looks fine, even if he has the black soulless eyes of a demon, but everyone else is so oddly detailed and they look kinda gross. Agustus looks like a whitewashed Fat Albert, Veruca’s big eyes piss me off, and wewe got Mike Teavee out here looking like fucking Johnny Test. But the most disgusting thing here are the Oompa-Loompas. They did this actor dirty. Their introduction is honestly horrifying. They run around at high speed all around Charlie with this distorted sound. It’s like something out of Predator. Once the game starts, wewe are tasked with collecting Oompa-Loompas to do tasks for wewe while wewe lead them. Think Pikmin but far zaidi tedious. The Oompa-Loompas always take their sweet time to do the task wewe order the too and sometimes just run around for dakika before finally finishing the task. And just wewe wait until wewe gotta make them collect fast running creatures that don’t make any sense existing in the factory, because that’s a real mess. wewe can stun the creatures kwa hitting them with Gobstoppers, yes, the Candy wewe eat, but the lock on is so wonky that it will go all over the place before finally landing on the creature, and even then, it’s not a guarantee you’ll hit them. I didn’t realize I had to hit these things several times before I could advance to the inayofuata level. I walked around the first area of the factory for thirty dakika and ended up collecting all the collectables kwa accident before I realized what to do. But the sekunde level is where I just gave up on this game. wewe gotta get Agustus out of the chokoleti pipe, which looks zaidi like he’s being grinded to a literal gooey mush with the bad animations and colors. To save him, wewe gotta close three vents, to do that, wewe gotta trap robots using jelly beans (Please don’t ask). But the ball will never always hit the vents and wewe have to roll it at the vents because the vents are surrounded kwa sharp thorns. If wewe walk into them, wewe get hurt and knocked back out. But if the ball is already too far into the vines, wewe either gotta wait for the robot to leave the ball au just kill yourself and reset the room. And Once wewe finally close the vents, wewe get to do it several zaidi times. At that point, I had enough of this tedious mess and just quit.
I can only imagine how many children who enjoyed Charlie and the chokoleti Factory got this game only to get what feels like zaidi of a chore than a game. I will give credit, the muziki is really well orchestrated and the idea of exploring the factory is a decent idea. I always loved exploring the worlds of characters from TV shows and movies, like the town of Halloween Town in the Nightmare Before krisimasi game au Bikini Bottom in any of the Spongebob games. Too bad the nyasi hurts my eyes in the factory. Those compliments don’t outway the mountain of tedium. So no matter what, the game is still a boring mess and wewe still spent money on this trash and despite giving the company your money for it, wewe get nothing! wewe lose! Good day, sir!
#1: THE RING:
If wewe seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.


#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".


#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end wewe would not see coming..


#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked kwa a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..


#5: ONE saa PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
Oh boy, here we go. We had to get to a really awful movie eventually. Now, this isn’t like Elves, Silent Night, Deadly Night au Jack Frost. This movie we are reviewing isn’t a so bad it’s good movie. No, this movie is just all bad. I hate it… In case it wasn’t clear. I talked about the classic 1980s Nightmare on Elm mitaani, mtaa and the terrible remake for October Movie Marathon. And, on Christmassacre, I talked about Black Christmas. So, that’s right, I’m talking about the terrible remake, the 2006 remake of Black Christmas. Also, I couldn’t find picha because of the violence. Plus,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link
 The mduara, duara comes from the right, followed kwa Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The mduara, duara comes from the right, followed kwa Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


Song: link

An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.

Alan: *Sitting inayofuata to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 present

Six Shooters 3

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon...
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Back when making low budget sinema wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man kwa the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my inayopendelewa sinema of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead



Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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posted by Canada24
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE wewe AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let wewe go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, wewe and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck wewe for being interested in things, wewe stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White glove, glovu Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused kwa the White glove, glovu Killer. He was soon found out to be the White glove, glovu Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel Lost without his mentors help...
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………….. Jesus Christ, people. I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already inaonyesha wewe all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the mwandishi telling us that the Big Dance, au rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. wewe know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the mitaani, mtaa with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten kwa parasprites, and now wewe want me to buy wewe a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are wewe in a bad mood? krisimasi is coming soon....
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There are a lot of sinema out there. And a lot of sinema have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from sinema that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my ujumla, jumla thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in sinema that just plain piss me off. So, I present to wewe all my orodha for the juu Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for zaidi than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it au not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, mitaani, mtaa Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the mwaka 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed wewe to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, juu Ten Overrated anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets zaidi praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most inayopendelewa anime of all time. I upendo this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if wewe know me, wewe would know that my inayopendelewa game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my sekunde inayopendelewa Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. wewe kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell wewe all the juu Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give wewe items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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hujambo everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb nukuu are "Welcome to Hell World" au "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the moto Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where wewe put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope wewe don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where wewe eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the moto challenge, where wewe set yourself on moto for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss wewe all off so much that wewe may hate me for it, so wewe should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate maoni already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little zaidi due to its story. It was a little zaidi (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing muziki with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


So when wewe hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final ndoto franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my vipendwa from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final ndoto X
Final ndoto X follows what any other Final ndoto game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, au whatever wewe wanna...
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