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Thousands of people were waiting in a big line, stretching down two blocks.

Person 434: How much longer until we can go in?!
Person 234: I'm freezing!
Liam: The 2nd half of our onyesha will now begin. Please make yourselves comfortable.
People: Finally! *Running into the building*
Liam: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will now begin.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 35: The Importance Of Teamwork

Narrator: In many situations, a locomotive pulling his/her train can struggle with it, and will require assistance from another engine. Most engines are embarrassed, au nervous about this. Several of the engines on the Island Of Errol feel that way.

Stop the song

Juliette: *Stops at Hunterdon station*
Mily: *Next to Jessica, watching Juliette pull into the station*
Jessica: That train you're pulling is very heavy.
Juliette: Y'all better believe it.
Jessica: We see it. We don't need to believe it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Juliette: I'm the only engine that can pull heavy trains like this one.
Mily: What about Mike Fonzi? I think he can pull a train as heavy as that.
Jessica: And heavier ones as well.
Juliette: *Ignores Mily, and Jessica* I ain't listenin' to you. I'm outta here.
Conductor: *Arrives* Juliette, before we go, Ms. Scarlett has advised us to wait for an engine to help us get up the hill. Your train will be heavy.
Juliette: I'm strong enough to pull the train up that kilima myself without help.
Conductor: All aboard! *Gets into the train*
Juliette: *Pulls her train out of the station*
Narrator: Mily, and Jessica looked at each other with concern. Juliette seemed angry with them.

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Juliette: *Departs Mossberg station*
Narrator: Up ahead was the hill. Nearly every engine has stalled on this kilima with heavy loads.
Juliette: I never had trouble on this hill. Things will be easy for me. *Going 90 miles an saa up the hill, but slows down, feeling how heavy her train is* Whoa. This ain't as light as I thought it was.
Narrator: Now are wewe having trouble?
Audience: *Laughing*
Juliette: *Gets stuck halfway up the hill* This is ridiculous.
Marisa: *Passing kwa with her train* Need help Juliette?
Juliette: *Nervous* No, I'm just restin'. Yeah, don't try to help.
Marisa: For an engine that's resting, wewe look very nervous.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This made Juliette zaidi nervous.
Brenna: *Pulls her train up the other side of the hill* Boy, I never thought I was gonna make it up that hill. *Notices Juliette* Need help?
Juliette: No!
Brenna: No need to be angry.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: Brenna decided to tell the workmen at Mossberg station. From there, they called Ms. Scarlett.

Stop the song.

Mily: *Resting in Hunterdon, awaiting her inayofuata assignment*
Ms. Scarlett: Mily, Juliette is stuck on the hill, and needs your help.
Mily: My help? Okay, I'm on my way. *Puffs to Juliette*
Narrator: Juliette was angry. The conductor, and passengers were mad at her.
Conductor: wewe should have waited for another engine.
Juliette: I can do this if the passengers weren't overweight.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Well, that wasn't a nice thing to say.
Mily: *Stops behind Juliette's train* Juliette, I'm here to help.
Juliette: Even worse. Mily came to help.
Narrator: wewe should be thankful that someone even showed up in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: Ready when wewe are.

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Juliette: Let's just get this over with. *Pulls her train*
Mily: *Pushes the train*
Juliette: I know I can't, I know I can't, I know I can't.
Mily: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. *Her wheels slip fiercely*
Juliette: Had enough?
Mily: Not until wewe get your train over the top.
Juliette: With wewe helpin', we'll probably get back to the bottom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Despite Juliette's negative attitude, she got to the top, and raced down the other side, bound for Angler Station.
Juliette: *Stops at the station, and sees Ms. Scarlett*
Ms. Scarlett: How come wewe tried pulling your train without any help?
Juliette: I didn't think I needed it.
Ms. Scarlett: Well, after what happened, I think wewe need zaidi help than anyone else on this railway. I think wewe owe Mily, and Jessica an apology. wewe weren't being nice to them at all.
Juliette: *Annoyed* Fine. *Leaves the station*
Narrator: Mily, and Jessica were resting in one of the sheds in Hunterdon. Juliette hesitated at first, but decided to jiunge the two engines.
Juliette: *Slowly moving towards Mily, and Jessica*
Narrator: Jessica, and Mily didn't notice Juliette at first, because they were telling each other jokes.
Jessica: Here's one I got. wewe know how feeling blue means you're feeling sad?
Mily: Yeah.
Jessica: You're blue, but I never see wewe sad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Laughs* That is funny.
Juliette: *Moves closer to Mily, and Jessica*
Mily: Hi Juliette. Wanna jiunge us?
Juliette: May I?
Jessica: Sure. We're Marafiki after all.
Narrator: Juliette wasn't expecting Jessica to say that at all. She didn't think that Mily, and Jessica would want to be Marafiki with her after what happened.
Juliette: *Turns around on a turntable, and backs into a berth between Jessica, and Mily* Listen, about what happened earlier, I'm sorry.
Mily: It's alright.
Jessica: We forgive you.
Mily: But inayofuata time wewe need help, just ask us. We'll be glad to help wewe on the hill.
Narrator: And the three engines had a pleasant evening telling cheerful stories, and jokes.

Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link

Characters used for episode

Mily
Juliette
Jessica
Marisa
Brenna
Ms. Scarlett

Songs used for episode

Cannonball - Duane Eddy
Disco 80's Instrumental - Piotr Mix
Breakdown Train Theme - Sudrian Afro
CHiPs Theme - John Parker and Alan Silvestri

The End

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Juliette: I'm not sure why people are enjoying this, but I'm gonna scrap Mily!
Mily: Good luck catching me! *Goes backwards at 65 miles an hour*
Juliette: *Chasing her at 50 miles an hour* I'll catch up to wewe eventually!
Liam: Eventually could take a long time, especially since they're going backwards. Let's watch the inayofuata episode.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 36: Mily & The Circus Train

Narrator: Ballantine Station was crowded. Ms. Scarlett needed her engines to work their hardest getting passengers in, and out of the station.

Stop the song

Mily: *Coupled up to eleven coaches at Ballantine Station*
Conductor: *Walks up to Mily* We're getting lots of passengers on this train. wewe think wewe can manage?
Mily: I'll try.
Narrator: Mily wasn't as strong as any of the other engines, but she was always willing to try her best. However, she was feeling nervous.
Conductor: All abooooooooooooooooooooooo-

7 sekunde later

Audience: *Laughing*
Conductor: -oooooooord!
Mily: *Blows her whistle, and rings her bell* Why would the conductor do that? We're gonna be late now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Pulls her train out of the station*
Narrator: Mily had to stop at Porsche Station. Between Ballantine, and Porsche, there's a very sharp turn that goes to the mainline. Sometimes, sharp turns can also lead to obstacles for engines pulling heavy loads to get the grip they need from their drive wheels.
Mily: *Going 30 miles an saa just before she reaches the curve* I can't go too fast, otherwise I'll derail. *Gets on the curve, and starts to slip* I'm slowing down. *Pulls her hardest, but the turn is too sharp, and her wheels keep slipping. She gets stuck on the bend, and pulls her hardest* Come on! I can do this!
Narrator: Then the unfortunate happened.

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Mily: *Breaks down, and blows a lot of steam* Oh no.
Conductor: *Runs out of the train* What happened?
Mily: I broke down.
Conductor: Your face is so red. wewe must have had a really hard time with this curve.
Mily: I did.
Juliette: *Passing kwa with her train* Haha! wewe broke down on the curve!
Mily: At least I didn't get stuck on a hill!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Calms down* I don't usually get angry. It only happens when someone makes fun of me.
Conductor: I know. I'll call some workmen, and they'll find another engine to take over for your train, and get wewe to the repairs.
Narrator: holly took Mily to the repairs while Marisa took control of the train.

At the repairs, Mily saw Kinsey, and Hayley

Mily: *Concerned* What happened to wewe two?
Kinsey: An accident at the yards. My brakes stopped working, and I accidentally hit Hayley.
Hayley: Actually, I think it was me that hit you.
Kinsey: *Gets angry* Who's telling the story here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Hayley: wewe were the one that blacked out just before the collision!
Mily: Hey, take it easy! It was just an accident, right?
Kinsey: Right.
Hayley: You're right.
Mily: So there's no need to fight about it.
Narrator: Mily spent three days in the repairs. During that, things we're not going well on the Eastern Pacific. There were lots of ships coming into Mossberg Harbor with freight, and a circus was getting prepared to go from Impala Station to Nova station.
Mily: *Gets out of the repairs, and takes a deep breathe* It feels great to be back.
Ms. Scarlett: *Arrives in her car*
Mily: Hi Ms. Scarlett. What can I do for you?
Ms. Scarlett: I just received a call from Mr. Baldwin. He says he needs help with a circus train going from Impala to Nova.
Mily: A circus train? Those are very heavy. Are wewe sure he needs me to pull it?
Ms. Scarlett: Everyone else is busy. I believe in wewe Mily. wewe can do this.
Mily: *Nervous* I don't know. I broke down last time I pulled a heavy train.
Ms. Scarlett: Don't be so nervous. Remember Tillie's advice?
Mily: *Smiles* I think I can.
Ms. Scarlett: That's a good girl. Now get going.
Mily: I won't let wewe down ma'am. *Goes to Impala Station*

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Narrator: As Mily got coupled up to the circus train she got refueled for the journey. Workmen oiled her joints so she could run smoothly. Meanwhile, the workers for the circus were getting things prepared.
Kangaroos: *Watching the door on their car get closed*
Zebras: *Getting on board a freight car with two camels*
Circus workers: *Close the door on the car*
Zebras & Camels: *Stick their head out of the car, and enjoy the cool breeze*
Narrator: Can we hurry this up? We're on a tight budget.
Audience: *Laughing*

Stop the song.

Narrator: Everything, and everyone was ready. The ring master climbed onto the caboose, and said.
Ring Master: All aboard! All aboard!
Mily: All aboard, let's go. *Blows her whistle, then tries to pull the train. Her wheels slip half way then stop. The same thing happens on her sekunde attempt to pull the train. On her third attempt, her wheels slip fast, but she slowly pulls out of the station* This is tough, but I can do it. *Her wheels stop slipping, and her speed increases*
Narrator: Things were easy for her now. Mily was having a great time pulling the circus train.
People: *Waving to Mily*
Mily: *Smiles cheerfully as she blows her whistle twice*
Narrator: When she passed through Weaver Station, she saw Ian pulling a train out of the station on the track parallel to her's. They were side, kwa side.
Ian: Hello Mily. I see wewe got the circus train
Mily: Yep. To tell wewe the truth, I was nervous about it. I had a difficult time pulling out of the station, but things seem to be okay now.
Ian: I'm glad to hear that. Keep up the good work.
Mily: Thank wewe Ian.
Ian: *Sees a red signal in front of him* I better slow down. See wewe later. *Slows down*
Mily: *Continues on with her train*
Narrator: 90 dakika later, Mily had to go up a kilima between Nova, and Delta station. It was very steep, but it didn't go high up.
Mily: *Goes up the hill. Her wheels slip, but she pulls her hardest going 11 miles an hour* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. *Her wheels slip faster as she gets closer to the juu of the hill, and she talks slower* I think I can. I think I can. *Her wheels slip even faster, and she talks zaidi slowly as she sweats* I think I can. *Her wheels stop slipping as she reaches the juu of the hill* Phew, I made it. *Goes down the hill*
Narrator: Mily was relieved. She never thought she would make it up the hill.
Mily: *Stops at Nova Station, and takes several deep breaths* Boy am I tired.
Circus People: *Getting out of the train* Thanks Mily. wewe helped us a lot.
Mily: Thank wewe everyone.
Narrator: Mr. Baldwin appeared with Ms. Scarlett, and yours truly. Okay, my name isn't yours truly, it's Sean Bodine, but I thought it sounded cool. I guess not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Mily, I'm very thankful for what you've done.
Ms. Scarlett: And I'm very proud of you.
S.B: I was watching you, and I told Mr. Baldwin what was going on. I like how wewe never quit, no matter how hard your job is.
Mily: Thanks wewe three.
Mr. Baldwin: As a reward for your diligence, you-
Mily: *Too tired from pulling the circus train, and falls asleep*
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Uh, Mily? Wake up.
Ms. Scarlett: Let her sleep. She deserves it.
Mr. Baldwin: No doubt about it. You're very lucky to have her on your railway.

Ending theme (Start it at 1:10) : link

Characters used for episode

Mily
Juliette
Holly
Marisa
Hayley
Kinsey
Ms. Scarlett
Ian
Mr. Baldwin
S.B. AKA Sean Bodine

Songs used for episode

Cannonball - Duane Eddy
O Face - Thomas The Tank Engine soundtrack
Circus Train/Casey Junior - Dumbo
CHiPs Theme - John Parker and Alan Silvestri

The End

Liam: *Yawns as he stretches his arms* And we're done. We won't be back until December the 19th in order to celebrate several holidays such as Halloween, Columbus Day, Thanksgiving, and Hanukkah. See wewe in three months.
wewe know, I already made a orodha of those horrible people who will gladly take the lives of others… So I thought why not talk about zaidi of them. I don’t know why, but it seems that video games and murderers seem to go together in a very insane puzzle. So today, we will talk about ten zaidi video game murderers. First, the rules. Only from games that I have played and only one game per franchise. Also, I am not going to include the same killers from the last list, in order to avoid being redundant. And lastly, neither Trevor from GTA V au Vaas from Far Cry 3 will be on this list. Vaas has...
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Kevin: *Leading a dancing line with Liam, Mr. Nut, Wayne, Miss. Heart, Tom Foolery, Master Sword, and Saten Twist*
Ian: I wish I could join, but being a train, I'd probably go too fast, and run them over. Now, time for those back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible, kubadilishwa with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible, kubadilishwa they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: wewe can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...
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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created kwa Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics au is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called...
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Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if wewe want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a mwaka of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, au will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Song (Start at 2:25): link

Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: wewe still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, au welcome for those of wewe just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our sekunde half of the onyesha with Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler Lost the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The kengele rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit kwa a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his dawati and drinking from it)

Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history au even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving wewe fucking asshole! (Continues...
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Therapist: wewe honestly believe that everyone around wewe is a waste of space
Wind: Exactly
Therapist: Have wewe ever thought that maybe it is wewe who is the problem
Wind: Let me check (Looks outside and sees a group of guys uandishi a penis on the whiteboard)
Wind: Nope. It is definitely the rest of the world
(A clock rings)
Therapist: (Under breath) Oh thank god (To Wind) Looks like we’re out of time today. Same time inayofuata week?
Wind: Bite me (Walks out)
Hannah: So, how is the therapy working
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. You’re the reason I had to talk to the school therapist in the first place
Hannah:...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)

The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom muziki plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t...
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Master Sword was born in Manehatten. He was always cared for kwa his mother, but his father, being a drunkard, a cheater, and a poor parent, had never liked him. His father would always insult him, hit him, and call him gay, because he never had a girlfriend in school. However, he always cared about Sword's brother, Chimney Sweep, who always wanted to be better than Sword, and he always did one up Master Sword in everything he did. Cookie Crumb, Master Sword's young sister, always cared about him, just like his mother, but was always scared of him when he got angry. Due to how Master Sword was...
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Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..

Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I upendo Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching zaidi of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also upendo his name for some reason).

Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)

Seth Macfarlene:

Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)

Shia LaBeouf:

Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)

Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)

Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..

Mrawkwardreviewer:


There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
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Wind: (Sitting in class with the other students) So what’s all this about?
Cody: Well, it’s Veteran’s Day. I think the school had something planned
Administrator: Alright, students, listen up. In honor of Veteran’s Day, we have a two very special guests with us. First, let me introduce wewe to Thomas Reynolds
(A man walks into the classroom, carrying an oxygen tank with him)
Administrator: He’s a World War II veteran who fought in Germany. It’s amazing he was able to survive. Anything wewe want to discuss, Mr. Reynolds
Thomas Reynolds: (Takes a breathe from his oxygen mask) I just want...
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LOL! xD and now wewe have 26 million subscribers Pewds!
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