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(The content contains the extreme angry rambling of some nerd on the internet, and contains many things wewe may be offended au at the least, disagree with. wewe have been warned)

2016 was the worst thing since the the entirety of Tumblr. Okay, maybe it’s not that. Let me try again. 2016 is as fun as being diagnosed with seven types of cancer at once. Yeah, that sounds zaidi fair. In case it wasn’t obvious, I really hated 2016. 2016 was the mwaka everything and everyone fucked up… big time. And I’ve got a lot to talk about, so don’t wewe all worry. Now, before we’re forced to dig into...

Hello, everyone. Been awhile since I did a proper count down. Guess I needed a bit of a break. Well, now that I’m back, I guess I should do a rather bigger version of an older list. Well, kinda bigger. Definitely zaidi words, but not as much entries. That orodha being my juu 100 video games. Now, I can’t do a whole juu 100 list, since the fanpop makala can only hold so many words, so I will just have to do a juu 10, while mentioning the other games as well. So, let’s get started. Also, my opinion on games may have changed since the last juu 100 of this list, so it may not be as big...

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green siku as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed kwa the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

Hey, Corner of Horror. Remember when this was a series I had over a hundred makala on? Yeah, not really finding much to talk about with this franchise, I felt a long break was the best thing that it needed, and well, after a long break and one movie reviewed this mwaka that was very meh, I think now is to talk about a movie, and this time, to strike while the iron is mildly warm. So who here remembers Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark?



While most children my age were probably growing up kusoma Goosebumps, I was kusoma Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and Goosebumps was the first to...

Takeshi Obata (Death Note, Bakuman)



The creator of Death Note is mostly respected for the insane thriller story he was able to create, and how it was able to become a world-wide phenomenon, despite being banned in some countries. But what I like the most about Death Note is the art style. Sure, wewe could pass this art off as the typical emo-haired teenager who works at your local Hot Topic, and, yeah, I can see that, but I really think it has style. For a story as dark as Death Note, I think that kind of arty fits it. And with Obata using his art to create some astounding imagery and symbolism...

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Snow Wonder: *Hears the music* Oh, we're back to this song.
Annie: What's wrong with that? I like it.
Toad: We're making our first appearance with the other characters in this intro Mr. Oliver.
Oliver: I'm excited too Toad.
Toad: But I'm not excited. I'm nervous. *Begins to shake*
Oliver: You're shaking kwa yourself?!
Toad: I told wewe I'm nervous! *Falls apart*
Oliver: There's a first.
Hawkeye: I thought we agreed to get a new opening song.
Pete: It seems that someone changed it.
Gordon: That's right. It was me, Gordon Suite!
Everyone: Boo!!! *Throwing tomatoes at Gordon*
Thomas: I wish we had...

Cody: Holy crap
Wind: What? What are wewe “holy crap”-ing about?
Cody: I just got a message on Spacebook from my cousin. He told me that he was going to come to Eastwood for a visit
Wind: Why would he want to do that
Cody: I don’t know. Something about hiding from his angry drug dealer who wants to shoot him for ripping him off au something
Wind: …. Drug dealer?
Cody: Hey, don’t worry. He only smokes marijuana?
Wind: And that’s good because…?
Cody: Well, it could be a lot of worse things
Wind: Whatever wewe say

Cody: I didn’t know you’d want to see him too
Wind: I just wanted to get a...