juu Ten Dead Rising 3 Songs - #9 - Greed (Albert Contiello Theme)

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In the mwaka 30XX, the world is ravaged kwa thousands of monsters and villains, with humans in fear of them. One day, a band of Heroes came along, with immense strength and powers and have dedicated their lives to fighting evil and protecting humans around the world. However, though these Heroes are loved for their work and power, they are also very rude and look down on wanna-be heroes, especially humans Heroes who have no powers. One of these Heroes being known as Crimson Salvation, also known as Berry Merlot. He is a police officer, with an ex-wife named Scarlet and two daughters, the...

wewe know, whenever I am not kusoma a whole bunch of shitty fanfiction, I read different books… Yes, I actually read books. It’s weird. Shakespeare just so happens to be one of those stories I read. One of his stories being the classic play, The Tempest. This was one of his last plays before he died, as it portrayed a story of kindness and upendo in a story filled with hatred and revenge. It was a wonderful story…. So naturally, Hollywood came to give it a proper anal raping that all films based on vitabu get. Let’s take a look and see how Hoolywood fucked this story so hard.
So, if you...

So, yeah, it’s been some time since I did another one of these, and since people really seem to like them, I thought, why not. So, here is part six of my mini rants. Enjoy.

TV - Now, I really hate TV nowadays. I have not watched TV in three years. That’s how much I have grown to hate television. All it is nowadays is a bunch of comedy shows that aren’t funny, drama shows that aren’t suspenseful, action shows that aren’t awesome, and a whole fucking dump truck if unfunny sitcoms, and god awful reality shows, and wewe all know how much I hate reality shows. And if bad televisheni shows...

#20: Joe Ball’s World



Here’s a Lost game coming from a Spanish company, Extreme Soft. The game was created back in 1994 kwa the company, but for some mysterious reason, Joe Ball’s World was lost. Now, for some reason, people have speculated that this game is a reference to the real life Joe Ball, a real nice guy, most known for his nickname, The Butcher of Elmendorf and killing around two to twenty people. Now, why would a company want to name their game after an infamous serial killer, I do not know. And then, the gameplay footage came onto Youtube mysteriously one day. This gameplay...

I’m gonna be honest with wewe people, I have never seen the original The Hills Have Eyes, but from what I have heard, the budget was far less than the remake, and the original didn’t have modern siku special effects au camera work to be a well known classic amongst horror movies. So, naturally, the remake wouldn’t be too hard to be good, au at the least scary…. And yeah… It’s pretty messed up alright. Well, let’s stop stalling at get to the 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes



The movie follows a small family travelling from Cleveland Ohio to San Diego California. The family...

So, we all know the maarufu urban legends. From the original stories of BigFoot, to zaidi modern legends such as the Slender Man. But, there aren't just original monsters in the world of Urban Legends. They're are also urban legends about video games. And thanks to the internet, it has made the legends even zaidi well known. So, I will go ahead and tell wewe all the urban legends that I enjoyed. Note: These are theories that are creepy, disturbing, and just plane messed up. Do not blame me if your childhood is ruined.



#15: Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy from Super...

So, after watching the 1992 Dracula movie, I couldn’t wait to get started on a new Dracula movie. That was when I saw this one produced kwa Dimension, the same people that did From Dusk Till Dawn, another vampire movie that I have some good feelings for, so I decided to give this inayofuata movie a try…. Let’s just say that we had to get to a bad movie this mwezi eventually. And boy, did this movie manage to do just that. The movie in swali is known as Dracula 2000. Yes, that is actually the name they went with.



So, before I get started with this crap, I just want to point something...

#10: “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!” - Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

#9: “I HAVE FURY” - Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

#8: “For you, the siku bison graced your village was the most important siku of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday” - M Bison, mitaani, mtaa Fighter

#7: "See, this is what I don't get about wewe bad guys. wewe know the hero's gonna win, but wewe never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon....

Now, there are a lot of sinema out there that are insanely funny. wewe have Caddyshack, Planes Trains and Automobiles, and of course all of the Monty chatu movies. But, then there are THOSE comedy movies. The ones that rely too much on jokes that are not even close to funny and wouldn’t even make a two-year-old laugh. So, I want to tell wewe the comedy sinema that made me feel like an idiot. Now, there aren’t much rules with this list, so I’ll stop wasting time and get on with the list

#10: Kickin’ it Old Skool - wewe know you’re kusoma a GREAT orodha when the first sinema best joke is...

Oh, boy, another Alpha and Omega fanfic. This time, it’s a creepypasta, known kwa the name Eyeless. Is it as bad as Lily’s Opposite Side…….. Okay, maybe no Alpha and Omega fanfic is worse than Lily’s Opposite Side. Is Eyeless bad? Lets find out.
So, it starts with Humphrey being in a house he finds…. How does he find it, why does he stay in it, what purpose does this place have, are none of these maswali getting answered? I bet the last one is a big fat no. The first paragraph - THE FIRST PARAGRAPH - and it already has problems. So, Humphrey sees this picture of a family of wolves...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to my juu Ten Lovable Douchebags in Video Games. So, what makes a character a douchebag. Well, they have to do a bunch of horrible things, and feel no remorse. But, what makes a lovable douchebag. simple. Its the same thing, but their antics are so great, wewe can’t help but like them. So, today, I present the ten douchebags we can’t help but love

#10: Luis from Resident Evil 4 - The first time wewe meet this guy, all he wants is a cigarette. Yep, he’s funny already. And, if wewe were stuck in a village filled with insane, murderous villagers, would smoking be...

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Tim: Finally, a peaceful song that won't cause controversy.
Wayne: Did someone say controversy?! *Punches Tim*
Coffee Creme: *Punches Commander Kane*
Liam: *Hits Derek with a chair*
Lewis: We're the good guys!
Liam: It's the song man! I can't help it!
Mily: *Watching the fight* Well, looks like I'm hosting again. Why does everyone fight over the song?
Blossom: I don't know!
Buttercup: *Shoots Blossom with laser vision*
Mily: Ouch. I better onyesha wewe the schedule before I get attacked. Enjoy! *Takes off quickly*

8 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 4

Langley Virginia,...

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Sonic: *Playing with a laptop as it plays music* I am the DJ. Party on until the onyesha starts.
Wayne: *Dancing with Ms. Heart*
Leon: What are we supposed to do?
Stan: We are talking trains.
Sebastian: We cannot dance like anyone else at this party.
Xavier: I guess we need to be patient, and wait until the onyesha starts then.
Sean The Hedgehog: Agreed. While my cousin plays the role of being the DJ, I shall be your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean The Hedgehog from On The Block, and here's our schedule tonight.

8 PM

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Thomas &...

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: onyesha business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...

~#30~

I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far zaidi mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.

#30: Samus Aran from Metroid



Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the Space Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...

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Shredder: *Playing guitar*
Kevin: *Playing drums*
Ponies: Green Hay!
Leon: Green Hay?
Stan: That sounds familiar.
Sebastian: I wonder why.
Xavier: I think it's My Little Pony's parody of Green Day.
Leon: Ah.
Rainbow Dash: *Enjoying the music* That's my brother on guitar, and this is your host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have two episodes of Ponies On The Rails coming up, with an episode of Gran Turismo. See wewe out on the streets as I play Julia Rose.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...

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Henry: *Going cross-eyed as he pulls a freight train*
Gangster Ponies: *Standing behind two panel vans, pointing Tommy-guns at Henry*
Henry: Duh, that's not supposed to be there.
Gangster Ponies: He's not stopping! Get out of the way! *Running off the train tracks*
Henry: *Pushes the panel vans out of his way*
Pete: Well. I thought they would try to rob one of my trains.
Stylo: Don't give them any ideas sir.
Gangster Ponies: Forget it. We've seen enough trains for one day.
Mr. Nut: How about talking peanuts? Hi. I'm Mr. Nut, from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. Our...