GTA 5 LSPDFR SP #133 - Police Station Attack

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1958

Harry: *Looking at a sign in front of his house. It says...* Sold.
Amy: I told wewe we'd do it. wewe didn't believe me.
Harry: Yeah, until two days zamani when I heard that we'd have some buyers. Any plan on where wewe want to go for our inayofuata home?
Amy: Hmm..

Cape May, 1959.

Harry: *Looks at his new house as he drives away in his red Cadillac* Still can't believe...

We all know Nintendo for being such a family friendly group with colorful and fun games, and they have so much wonderful characters, who are so friendly and nice… au at least, that’s what they want wewe to think. They may look nice on the outside, but if wewe think about it, they are pure evil. So, today, I am going to share five of the most evil Nintendo protagonists. First, some rules. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Also, Nintendo games only, so only games from Nintendo consoles. With that said, let us start the list

#5: Trainer from Pokemon



Sure,...

In a horror game, the enemies are what make some, if not all, of the horror. They are a major threat, relentlessly hunting wewe down, and wewe must defend yourself, hide, au run away, depending on the situation. These enemies, if done correctly, can be some of the scariest parts of any game and can even become one of the best parts of alisema game… And then there are times when the enemies are one of the worst parts of the game and just look dumb. I’ve seen few enemies in games that aren’t scary, but when I do find them, oh boy, do I find them. These enemies need to be not threatening in the...

Jared: hujambo Wikipedia, wewe sure we’re not lost? o_____O
Wikipedia: Of course not! :D As long as we don’t lose this map here, we’ll be fine!

*Map Flies Away*

Jared: wewe NIMROD! NOW what are we going to do?

Jared: Wait a minute….. WHAT’S HAPPENING!? THE DIMENSIONS ARE TWISTING! D:

Wikipedia and Jared: NOOOOOOOO *FLASH*

Windwakerguy430: What the fuck!? What are wewe doing in my house?

Wikipedia: It's no big deal, just a rip of the fabric in space and time. :) It happens.

Windwakerguy430: Okay then. Well, since you’re already here, want to help me with my list?

Jared: *Pushes Wikipedia*...

So, everyone seems to think I hate everything today, and that only the things in the 90s were good… wewe all really think that the 90s was all sunshine and handjobs, huh? Not really.

Super Mario Brothers Movie
North
Speed 2
Batman and Robin
Showgirls
Mr. Magoo Movie
Psycho Remake
Fucking Everything about nyota Wars: The Phantom Menace
Alien 3
Biodome
Crow 2: City of Angels
Ghost Dad
Felix the Cat: The Movie
Bebe’s Kids
The Magic Voyage
Tom and Jerry: The Movie
Mr. Nanny
Good Son
Double Dragon Movie
Street Fighter: The Movie
Neverending Story III
The inayofuata Karate Kid
The Flintstones Movie
Milk Money
Congo
Waterworld...

Wind: (In detention) I seriously don’t get why I am here
Teacher: wewe beat up a teacher’s son
Wind: I’ve KILLED people's sons before. That hasn’t gotten me in trouble before
Teacher: That kid had hepatitis
Wind: So what. My act was justified
Teacher: IN WHAT WAY
Wind: I really don’t like children
Teacher: Oh my go- wewe are in detention, and that’s final
Cody and James: (Both walk in)
Teacher: Good, wewe both are here. No detention can begin. Hannah!
Hannah: (Walks in, wearing a teacher uniform, and holding a ruler) Well, it’s about time
Teacher: Okay. wewe do what wewe must. I’m going to...

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Tim: *Sitting kwa a campfire with Captain Jefferson* Ah, this is nice.
Captain: Yes it is.
Shayne: *Watching Metal Gloss and Stylo surfing*
Crane: I didn't know ponies could surf.
Shayne: Neither could I.
Wayne: What about trains?
Shayne: Are wewe kidding? We're too heavy.
Wayne: Try telling that to your silver friend.
Shayne: What? *Sees Sean on a big surfboard surfing along with several humans* In the world?!
Wayne: While Shayne refuses to believe what he's seeing, I shall host tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Wayne from The Nut House, and here's what we got lined up for you. Where Eagles...

In the mwaka 2700, civilization has moved into the sky, above the ground, due to alien raiders. However, a rude, brash ex gangster kwa the name of Chase plans on taking back the lower level of earth. Armed with nothing but his silver revolver named Six Shooter, he heads to The Grounds in order to fight off the alien threat and take it back for humanity.

~Characters~

Chase
A twenty six mwaka old ex gangster. Known for being a rude, cocky, arrogant, flirtatious man who enjoys gun fights, soda, and dirty magazines, he is not afraid of a fight. Although he is not respected kwa many people, he still sees...

Hello, everyone. And it’s finally 2017. Ain’t it great? No zaidi Harambe jokes, no zaidi watu mashuhuri dying, no zaidi being overly offensive (I hope). But, enough about why the world sucks. Let’s talk about me, and what cringey crap I have in mind. Now, I have a lot planned for 2017. Like, a lot. But first, some things for older series. Now, the series, Welcome to Clearwater, I don’t think I’ll be continuing. I just don’t have much I can satire, and I kinda ended Welcome to Eastwood just to have the group have an end. I was planning on having Welcome to Clearwater be zaidi serious at...

Well, everyone, I have decided to cancel krisimasi this year. If I have to suffer this Christmas, then so should everyone else. Why? Because of the worst krisimasi related fanfic I have ever read. It is a fanfic called Sexy Santa.... Oh god.
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their Marafiki on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly,...

*The hatred that Hannah had for Franklin was building up inside. He was right. He was right about her. But she had a feeling, a feeling that, if she didn’t do something, he would get away with these murders. There would be no evidence, nothing to prove that he was the one responsible for the murders. She didn’t onyesha any signs of hesitation for someone like him. She aimed the gun at Franklin and fired the gun at his head. He fell back, his body limp before it even hit the ground. As soon as he was dead, the world around Hannah started to fall into black as she slowly awakened.*

*William rested...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another juu ten orodha for the Halloween season. Today, we will be looking at another set of spooky structures, except, instead of the haunted house, will be looking at a large castle. Castles are large structures made long ago, which housed rich and royal people. While they are an amazing piece of history, there is no doubt that there is something creepy about walking into an old ngome in the middle of the night. So, today, we’ll be looking at the abundance of castles from a multitude of things. First, some rules. FIRST, only castles from what I have seen....