City Escape - Instrumental

Song: link

Hey

I'm going to do something that might make wewe angry

If you're mentioned in this makala that is

I'm going to type down what wewe say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us kwa god, and Jesus Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that zaidi episodes like this will come in the near future.

Song: link

Alinah09

Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of...

It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks wewe two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if wewe get it on you, wewe can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised wewe didn't wear that farming outfit wewe made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel...

The following is something never attempted before. Trailers, for shabiki fictions.

Trailer #1: Stop Motion Master

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Announcer: The mwaka is 1966. The Vietnam War has been going on for some time now, but in Equestria...

Song (Start at 4:23): link

Guy: *Takes pictures of a speed mashua passing two cargo ships*
Announcer: One gppony, pony is lucky enough to stay out of the war, as he makes stop motion videos, while playing a calliope. Or, so he thought.

Stop the song

Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* wewe are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see.

Song (Start...

It was a typical siku in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...

Big Ounce - A character named after the meme, fully called “Big Ounce: Professional mitaani, mtaa Nigga”. Big Ounce (Nik’s character) is seen as an obese black man with red dreads and a red beard, wearing a big winter kanzu, koti and a beanie on his head. Some people call Big Ounce homeless, but little do they know, nyumbani is what wewe make it… Big Ounce lives in a box. Despite Big Ounce’s poor state, he manages to be one of the best rappers in Def Jam. That, au he at least knows how to beat up other rappers that wewe probably don’t care about. Big Ounce has done everything he could to bring Biggie...

Song: link

Thomas & Ethan: *Opening their mouths, pretending to scream at the beginning*
Sonic: Some intro.
Tom: Yeah. What do wewe say we get wewe ready for The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Sonic: Me ready. *Grabs a tomahawk* Me just need costume.
Shayne: What's good everyone? I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I got an excellent soundtrack for you, and an excellent schedule. Check it out down below.

8:00 - Now

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 - Later

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Marafiki - Series Finale

Shayne: I'm sorry, but we...

Modding is quite a cool thing in games, isn’t it? wewe already have an original game, but with a few tweaks, wewe can turn it into something completely different. The modding community is insane, especially in games like GTA V and Skyrim. wewe know, before they outlawed modding for GTA and now mods are paid for in Skyrim…. But before that, it was great. Fallout is already a fun game on it’s own, but kwa turning all the Deathclaws into something like Macho Man Randy Savage, it really turns into a piece of art. But, what if wewe mod the game so much, wewe get something completely different, to...

*This makala contains graphic imagery, violence and gore, and disturbing content and may not be suited for some readers. wewe have been warned*


Corner of Horror has been rather tame since I first brought it up, haven’t I? Well, I think I should now start talking about subjects that appear to be a bit zaidi disturbing. We live in a world that is full of fear and nightmares. We may not have monsters from our own dreams and from stories we hear running around, but we have people who can do some terrible things, au moments that could put us in a state of fear. That is what brings fear to us truly....

Happy Halloween everyone, and welcome to the tenth and final orodha of the Halloween season. Today, we will be looking at the five pumpkins and scarecrows in the entertainment world…. I ran out of things to make a full juu ten. Sue me. So, yeah. The usual rules. Only one per franchise and only for ones I have seen. Also, don’t expect this to be too scary. But trust me, I will find at least one nightmare inducing monster to put on this list. Trust me. With all that said, let us start the list.

#10: Jack from Animal Crossing (Pumpkin)



What can really be alisema about Jack. All he is is a guy...

Aryn Awlson from Persona 4 - Aryn was just your typical kid with white hair at the age of 16. He loved Sword Art Online and had a collection of fake katanas. After his parents moved him to Buttfuck Nowhere, Japan (Or zaidi commonly known as Inaba), he was forced to live with his greatest enemy, his bastard uncle, Dojima-san, and Nanako, the only true family Aryn had, as the rest had either abandoned him au was the drunken bastard Dojima. Regardless, Aryn continued on his way, until he soon gained a Persona, which was a totally-not-Stand. Aryn used this new found ability to make him an anime...

I already reviewed krisimasi Cruelty, a Norwegian horror krisimasi movie. Now, I’m going to review a Dutch krisimasi horror movie from the Netherlands. I’ve never seen au heard of any Netherland movies, but I am going to assume that they can get some good movies. And this movie must be one of them… Right? Well, this movie was to mark the return of horror movie director, Dick Maas. So, this guy must have had some sort of experience in making horror movies. Well, let’s look into his return to the horror industry, and take a look at the movie Sint, au Saint in Europe, au Saint Nick in...

I upendo George A. Romero's zombie movies. Their all so creative with their monsters, and how they manage to impress me with every film (With a few exceptions of Diary and Survival of the Dead). They were just so good. So good in fact, that the Dead series inspired a just as awesome zombie movie. Probably my inayopendelewa horror comedy movie ever made. It's the classic British horror romantic comedy, Shaun of the Dead.



Shaun of the Dead is the classic 2004 movie staring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, who would appear in other sinema kwa the same creators, such as Hot Fuzz and The World's End. The...

Also on WWG430's club because..... Why the fuck not? I mean, there's no logical sort of context in which this case is being presented that can rationally prove that I don't have the civil rights to do something as trivial and meaningless as this.

And yes, I understand what I alisema just as much as wewe probably did the first time around.

Google Time ;D

"How to be single"

What the hell? That question's easy as anything, DON'T DO ANYTHING.

Fuck man, if wewe can't even hail the magic conch at YOUR age then I pray for your sanity.

"I upendo sushi"

Bikini Bottom would like to have a word with you.

"Is this site...

Well, I thought it was time to make myself look like a creep. There are always those one girls who act very little like girls and behave zaidi like males, which is what makes a tomboy. What separate’s tomboys from girls is how they behave. Other girls would use makeup, are always making their hair look nice, and wear clothing made for their gender. Tomboy’s rarely use makeup, if ever, don’t give a damn about their hair, and prefer a simple T-shirt. And that is why I always thought tomboy’s to be the best kind of female… Yes, I am aware that I am sounding like a creep. Kinda hard to...

When it comes to anime, wewe usually get these big eyed and big breasted characters that probably (No, zaidi like most likely) go to school, fight monsters au some villain in some way for ten trillion episodes, and deal with the occasional beach, pwani of hot spring episode. And it’s all in the typical 2D art style, and that’s how anime mashabiki want it. Trust me, if I learned anything from the 2016 Berserk anime, it’s that going from 2D to 3D is a terrible decision. However, there is one 3D anime that everyone loves…. Well, everyone who’s seen it that is. And that anime (And yes, it is an anime)...

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Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side kwa side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now wewe understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look mbele to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got mgawanyiko, baidisha into...

.......... What the fuck did I just read. I can tell you, wewe need to notjust be crazy to write a fanfic like this, wewe need to be crazy on drugs, while drunk, and having ADD. The fanfic in swali is Jesus and Hitler.
Now, some of wewe might think that this is a buddy fanfic. Yeah... Well, I wish it was. But... I didn't want to tell wewe the whole title. Hell, the title of this makala doesn't even mock the full name. The full name is.... Oh dear god... Is Jesus and Hitler.... A Romance....... I'm sure loads of readers just left. Yes, wewe heard me right, this fanfic is a romantic fanfiction...