HARRISON FORD - HILARIOUS INTERVIEW

Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: wewe overslept again. Were wewe too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want wewe to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...

(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are wewe sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are wewe okay Link...

King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only mti in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...

Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet jesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who alisema that? Are wewe a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that wewe weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: hujambo LISTEN hujambo LISTEN
Link: au this
Kebora Gebora: If wewe are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...

Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can wewe believe it. Over 199 makala and one whole mwaka later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for wewe guys to celebrate this 200th makala and one mwaka anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for wewe guys, I am going to make the first movie review for wewe guys. So, what film am I going to review for wewe guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...

Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't wewe guys want to talk au something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do wewe have...