OK I found a orodha of rules set up kwa Kaldur I decided to share
1. The websites Kaldur deems fit to put on Parent Control are not to be questioned.
2. au hacked (I'm looking at you, Robin).
3. The following are not allowed to have coffee: Wally, Megan. EDIT: everyone except Kaldur and Artemis.
4. No hidden cameras without permission from an adult au Kaldur. Period.
5. Knock before entering Robin's room. Just...do it.
6. Taking Conner to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes was not funny and will not be mentioned again,
7. "Rockin' Robin" is not Robin's theme song.
8. Robin does not have, need, au want a theme song.
9. Red Arrow is NOT Speedy.
10. Nor is he a Weasley.
11. au related to Lindsey Lohan.
12. Do not make fun of Robin's age, height, cape, tights, au old outfits unless wewe want a batarang in the stomach.
13, Do not touch, rearrange, au "borrow" Wally's souvenirs.
14. Conner and Megan are not Edward and Bella.
15. No shipping members of the Justice League.
16. au each other.
17. Do not write slash about your teammates. (Artemis.) (Megan, wewe too.)
18. If wewe cannot act responsibly on pizza night, it will be stopped.
19. Hands to yourself. (Wally)
20. Eyes to yourself too. (Wally)
21. No zaidi imba "We Did It!" when we complete a mission.
22. Conner will no longer be forced to do your research assignments.
23. Do not disturb Robin while he's showering to find out what his eyes look like (Wally I'm warning you.) (And wewe want us to stop saying wewe guys are zaidi than friends.)
24. wewe break the TV, you're paying for a new one.
25. Only one "that's what she said" joke per day. EDIT: week. EDIT: month.
26. Do not borrow Artemis au Megan's shirts if wewe ruin all of yours. (Conner.)
27. We've already established this: Robin is not a girl.
28. Any game with the word "extreme" in it is to be played outside.
29. The game of chicken is banned completely, no exceptions.
30. Locking Wally in a closet is not okay (Artemis).
31. Kaldur does not dye his hair. End of conversation.
32. If there are any zaidi wars over the TV remote, Kaldur has full right to take it away.
33. Do not ride Wolf.
34. Do not—do not—climb Mount Justice.
35. Robin wewe are underage. No motorcycles outside of missions.
36. Megan's vitabu is not subject to teasing au quoting.
37. It is not funny to paint your face like the Joker's and sneak into Robin's room at night.
38. No zaidi prank calling the Justice League. Batman doesn't need caller ID to know who wewe are.
39. We do not wear pink on Wednesdays. (Who gave Conner a pink shati anyways?)
40. Pants are required attire at all team meetings.
41. "My imaginary friend did it" is not an excuse.
42. No mistletoe unless it's Christmas. EDIT: No mistletoe at all.
43. Handcuffs are to be used on villains only.
45. Wally, wewe know what wewe did. Do NOT do it again.
46. Putting tin foil on your head and pretending to be an alien is disrespectful to zaidi than one member of the team.
47. wewe do not sell samples of your hair on eBay. au samples of your saliva. au samples of anything else.
48. No zaidi politics au religion at the chajio, chakula cha jioni table. (Superman cannot become president and Batman is not God.)
49. Voodoo dolls are strictly prohibited in the base.
50. No posting embarrassing video of your teammates on YouTube. (Wally.) (Robin.) (Artemis.)
51. Mount Justice doesn't need a disco ball.
52. "The Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves" will never be sung again.
53. Dog piling is banned. Especially if mbwa mwitu is involved.
54. No zaidi Mythbusters. Trust me.
55. The Justice League has never fought the Deceptacons. Seriously, stop. People are getting confused.
56. The fangirls are not your friends. Do not encourage them.
57. Do not mention how much Robin sounds like Jesse McCartney Unless wewe want a ngumi, punch in the face
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mwandishi NOTE
Not Mine found on FF.net
1. The websites Kaldur deems fit to put on Parent Control are not to be questioned.
2. au hacked (I'm looking at you, Robin).
3. The following are not allowed to have coffee: Wally, Megan. EDIT: everyone except Kaldur and Artemis.
4. No hidden cameras without permission from an adult au Kaldur. Period.
5. Knock before entering Robin's room. Just...do it.
6. Taking Conner to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes was not funny and will not be mentioned again,
7. "Rockin' Robin" is not Robin's theme song.
8. Robin does not have, need, au want a theme song.
9. Red Arrow is NOT Speedy.
10. Nor is he a Weasley.
11. au related to Lindsey Lohan.
12. Do not make fun of Robin's age, height, cape, tights, au old outfits unless wewe want a batarang in the stomach.
13, Do not touch, rearrange, au "borrow" Wally's souvenirs.
14. Conner and Megan are not Edward and Bella.
15. No shipping members of the Justice League.
16. au each other.
17. Do not write slash about your teammates. (Artemis.) (Megan, wewe too.)
18. If wewe cannot act responsibly on pizza night, it will be stopped.
19. Hands to yourself. (Wally)
20. Eyes to yourself too. (Wally)
21. No zaidi imba "We Did It!" when we complete a mission.
22. Conner will no longer be forced to do your research assignments.
23. Do not disturb Robin while he's showering to find out what his eyes look like (Wally I'm warning you.) (And wewe want us to stop saying wewe guys are zaidi than friends.)
24. wewe break the TV, you're paying for a new one.
25. Only one "that's what she said" joke per day. EDIT: week. EDIT: month.
26. Do not borrow Artemis au Megan's shirts if wewe ruin all of yours. (Conner.)
27. We've already established this: Robin is not a girl.
28. Any game with the word "extreme" in it is to be played outside.
29. The game of chicken is banned completely, no exceptions.
30. Locking Wally in a closet is not okay (Artemis).
31. Kaldur does not dye his hair. End of conversation.
32. If there are any zaidi wars over the TV remote, Kaldur has full right to take it away.
33. Do not ride Wolf.
34. Do not—do not—climb Mount Justice.
35. Robin wewe are underage. No motorcycles outside of missions.
36. Megan's vitabu is not subject to teasing au quoting.
37. It is not funny to paint your face like the Joker's and sneak into Robin's room at night.
38. No zaidi prank calling the Justice League. Batman doesn't need caller ID to know who wewe are.
39. We do not wear pink on Wednesdays. (Who gave Conner a pink shati anyways?)
40. Pants are required attire at all team meetings.
41. "My imaginary friend did it" is not an excuse.
42. No mistletoe unless it's Christmas. EDIT: No mistletoe at all.
43. Handcuffs are to be used on villains only.
45. Wally, wewe know what wewe did. Do NOT do it again.
46. Putting tin foil on your head and pretending to be an alien is disrespectful to zaidi than one member of the team.
47. wewe do not sell samples of your hair on eBay. au samples of your saliva. au samples of anything else.
48. No zaidi politics au religion at the chajio, chakula cha jioni table. (Superman cannot become president and Batman is not God.)
49. Voodoo dolls are strictly prohibited in the base.
50. No posting embarrassing video of your teammates on YouTube. (Wally.) (Robin.) (Artemis.)
51. Mount Justice doesn't need a disco ball.
52. "The Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves" will never be sung again.
53. Dog piling is banned. Especially if mbwa mwitu is involved.
54. No zaidi Mythbusters. Trust me.
55. The Justice League has never fought the Deceptacons. Seriously, stop. People are getting confused.
56. The fangirls are not your friends. Do not encourage them.
57. Do not mention how much Robin sounds like Jesse McCartney Unless wewe want a ngumi, punch in the face
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mwandishi NOTE
Not Mine found on FF.net
For a moment, Revenge was pressed against her in the narrow hallway in complete darkness. Then, there was a light, from Revenge's mask, and the hallway was lit in a dim red light.
"Ladies first." Revenge said.
"Scared?" Batgirl asked.
"Funny." Revenge said. "I'll take point."
Barbara cut him off. "I'LL take point." she said.
"I've got the light." Revenge said. "And the armor, and the brains."
"Har har, funny."
"Indeed. Watch my back."
"From the scary dark?" Batgirl asked in a mocking voice.
Revenge turned and tossed a dagger into the darkness behind them. It went farther than the three feet of the iron door through which they had entered.
"Any zaidi smart remarks?"
"Ladies first." Revenge said.
"Scared?" Batgirl asked.
"Funny." Revenge said. "I'll take point."
Barbara cut him off. "I'LL take point." she said.
"I've got the light." Revenge said. "And the armor, and the brains."
"Har har, funny."
"Indeed. Watch my back."
"From the scary dark?" Batgirl asked in a mocking voice.
Revenge turned and tossed a dagger into the darkness behind them. It went farther than the three feet of the iron door through which they had entered.
"Any zaidi smart remarks?"
Prologue to Chapter Nine- "The Beginning of zaidi Troubles"
"Delta Squad, check in."
"Artemis, in position."
"Beast Boy in position."
"Batgirl, in position."
"Wondergirl, in position."
"Kid Flash wishing he was at the buffet."
"Good. Maintain your positions. The onyesha is about to start. Nightwing out."
"See? This transmission was picked up kwa security officials at the olympic celebration." G. Gordon Godfrey stepped in front of the image of the celebration in Rio De Janeiro. "Its obvious that this Nightwing was planning something. On juu of that, Kid Flash admits that he would rather be eating than watching over some of the richest and most powerful men in the world!" Let's watch what else happened that day. See if wewe can find a connection with the heroes, and the murder."
"Delta Squad, check in."
"Artemis, in position."
"Beast Boy in position."
"Batgirl, in position."
"Wondergirl, in position."
"Kid Flash wishing he was at the buffet."
"Good. Maintain your positions. The onyesha is about to start. Nightwing out."
"See? This transmission was picked up kwa security officials at the olympic celebration." G. Gordon Godfrey stepped in front of the image of the celebration in Rio De Janeiro. "Its obvious that this Nightwing was planning something. On juu of that, Kid Flash admits that he would rather be eating than watching over some of the richest and most powerful men in the world!" Let's watch what else happened that day. See if wewe can find a connection with the heroes, and the murder."
A little head stron,
I was bitter,
I always wondered what was wrong with me,
Chorus:
It will always be like this forever.
Forever and ever with-a no lover,
I guess we could say i just wasnt made to love!
Forever an' ever,
I just wasnt made to love!
(end of chorus)
I never fell in love,
Just crushes along the years,
I aint scared of much,
But i gues upendo is something i'm scared of,I fear!
Everybodys asked if i've ever been in love,
Buts upendo just wasnt meant for me.
Can't wewe tell,
WHy dont wewe see?
Chorus
Everbody tells me i'm lying,
Bu I know the truth,
I dont need no slueth to tell me,
Why doesnt anyone believe?
Chorus
upendo want meant for me!
Chorus
I was bitter,
I always wondered what was wrong with me,
Chorus:
It will always be like this forever.
Forever and ever with-a no lover,
I guess we could say i just wasnt made to love!
Forever an' ever,
I just wasnt made to love!
(end of chorus)
I never fell in love,
Just crushes along the years,
I aint scared of much,
But i gues upendo is something i'm scared of,I fear!
Everybodys asked if i've ever been in love,
Buts upendo just wasnt meant for me.
Can't wewe tell,
WHy dont wewe see?
Chorus
Everbody tells me i'm lying,
Bu I know the truth,
I dont need no slueth to tell me,
Why doesnt anyone believe?
Chorus
upendo want meant for me!
Chorus