Young Justice Article: Rules of Mount Justice

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posted by DeltaYJ

OK I found a orodha of rules set up kwa Kaldur I decided to share

1. The websites Kaldur deems fit to put on Parent Control are not to be questioned.

2. au hacked (I'm looking at you, Robin).

3. The following are not allowed to have coffee: Wally, Megan. EDIT: everyone except Kaldur and Artemis.

4. No hidden cameras without permission from an adult au Kaldur. Period.

5. Knock before entering Robin's room. Just...do it.

6. Taking Conner to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes was not funny and will not be mentioned again,

7. "Rockin' Robin" is not Robin's theme song.

8. Robin does not have, need, au want a theme song.

9. Red Arrow is NOT Speedy.

10. Nor is he a Weasley.

11. au related to Lindsey Lohan.

12. Do not make fun of Robin's age, height, cape, tights, au old outfits unless wewe want a batarang in the stomach.

13, Do not touch, rearrange, au "borrow" Wally's souvenirs.

14. Conner and Megan are not Edward and Bella.

15. No shipping members of the Justice League.

16. au each other.

17. Do not write slash about your teammates. (Artemis.) (Megan, wewe too.)

18. If wewe cannot act responsibly on pizza night, it will be stopped.

19. Hands to yourself. (Wally)

20. Eyes to yourself too. (Wally)

21. No zaidi imba "We Did It!" when we complete a mission.

22. Conner will no longer be forced to do your research assignments.

23. Do not disturb Robin while he's showering to find out what his eyes look like (Wally I'm warning you.) (And wewe want us to stop saying wewe guys are zaidi than friends.)

24. wewe break the TV, you're paying for a new one.

25. Only one "that's what she said" joke per day. EDIT: week. EDIT: month.

26. Do not borrow Artemis au Megan's shirts if wewe ruin all of yours. (Conner.)

27. We've already established this: Robin is not a girl.

28. Any game with the word "extreme" in it is to be played outside.

29. The game of chicken is banned completely, no exceptions.

30. Locking Wally in a closet is not okay (Artemis).

31. Kaldur does not dye his hair. End of conversation.

32. If there are any zaidi wars over the TV remote, Kaldur has full right to take it away.

33. Do not ride Wolf.

34. Do not—do not—climb Mount Justice.

35. Robin wewe are underage. No motorcycles outside of missions.

36. Megan's vitabu is not subject to teasing au quoting.

37. It is not funny to paint your face like the Joker's and sneak into Robin's room at night.

38. No zaidi prank calling the Justice League. Batman doesn't need caller ID to know who wewe are.

39. We do not wear pink on Wednesdays. (Who gave Conner a pink shati anyways?)

40. Pants are required attire at all team meetings.

41. "My imaginary friend did it" is not an excuse.

42. No mistletoe unless it's Christmas. EDIT: No mistletoe at all.

43. Handcuffs are to be used on villains only.

45. Wally, wewe know what wewe did. Do NOT do it again.

46. Putting tin foil on your head and pretending to be an alien is disrespectful to zaidi than one member of the team.

47. wewe do not sell samples of your hair on eBay. au samples of your saliva. au samples of anything else.

48. No zaidi politics au religion at the chajio, chakula cha jioni table. (Superman cannot become president and Batman is not God.)

49. Voodoo dolls are strictly prohibited in the base.

50. No posting embarrassing video of your teammates on YouTube. (Wally.) (Robin.) (Artemis.)

51. Mount Justice doesn't need a disco ball.

52. "The Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves" will never be sung again.

53. Dog piling is banned. Especially if mbwa mwitu is involved.

54. No zaidi Mythbusters. Trust me.

55. The Justice League has never fought the Deceptacons. Seriously, stop. People are getting confused.

56. The fangirls are not your friends. Do not encourage them.

57. Do not mention how much Robin sounds like Jesse McCartney Unless wewe want a ngumi, punch in the face

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mwandishi NOTE
Not Mine found on FF.net

AislingYJ, SB_lover0506 and 3 others like this

EclipseYJ *paints face like joker* OOOH ROBIN XD XD XD

ArtemisYJ WHAT?? These rules are jank...

Mclovin_69 rules 3, 33, 37 and 30!!! kill me!!!! look at how all of them have the number 3 in dem XD

Skittles98 Why no more Mythbusters? D: I love that show!

InfinityYJ pssh, i barely follow half of these. less even... but seriously. don't do #37... i do not recommend it.

ArtemisYJ #30- That is a necessary precuation that should be taken when needed #17- WHY NO SLASH?? and M'Gann writes slash? #3- OH YEAH CAFFENE FOR MEEEEE

AislingCarterYJ Yeah, you do not want to give me caffeine. Unless you want me running into walls at the speed of light. Yes, it's happened before. The same with cookies. Do NOT give me cookies.

FangYJ Rules are for the birds. Oh wait, that's right, i'm half of one

Kurls_Basd i sorry but i gat to disobey some of these rules like taking superboy to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes and "My imaginary friend did it is she do it don't me

godmor 30: To me it seems like the only way to get him quiet. 37: Is is really funny. 54: Why not it is a greath show.

Team Colors Part 15

posted by Robin_Love

“I thought we'd never find you!” Devin cried as she hugged her brother.
“I thought we would never be found! Being held prisoner is no picnic, especially when you're moved place to place.”
Devin laughed and cried at the same time, pulling away to look Robin in his covered eyes.
“What are wewe guys doing here?” Artemis asked. “I mean I'm incredibly happy to be freed but why are wewe here?”
“Young Justice,” Devin began, “meet Young Justice Reformation.”
“What? Is that like some kind of club au something?”
Artemis slapped Wally in the back of the head. Willow laughed and cuddled...

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Courageous Ch. 6

posted by 66Dragons

Chapter Six-

"This is bloody amazing!"

A group of boys were crowded around a newspaper in the cafeteria. The boy who had spoken was kusoma the headline story out loud and was obviously from England.

Sam was too busy thinking about what had happened to Holly. If he wasn't in the middle of trying to stop Reaper from killing the head of every corporation in New York, he would've already gone to the Cave to see what was up.

How long could it possibly take to go through a training mission? Three days?

"Sam? Are wewe even listening?" a guy asked.

Sam looked up from his notebook at the group of guys looking...

Team Colors Part 9

posted by Robin_Love

“Why are we trusting her?” Erin whispered to Devin as Becca lead them through a tunnel.
“She's the only lead we have! And she loves Robin!”
“Used to! She abandonded me!”
“Do wewe have abandonment isues?”
“No! I just don't like being left alone!”
Devin rolled her eyes and walked faster. Erin walked faster inayofuata to her.
“Seriously Dev. Becca left us for a month. Why would she suddenly just onyesha up with the answer?! And if she had it this whole time, why didn't she free them herself?”
“Erin makes sene,” Sylver admitted.
“Sylver!”
“I'm sorry Dev but...what if Erin is right?”...

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Youll be here in my moyo part 9

posted by Mclovin_69

Wally ran to Becca's room wher Becca lay awake in her bed, " wheres Willow...? " Becca alisema in worry when Wally ran in with a tear drenched face, Robin giggled, " dude your cryi-" he was stopped, " Willow is dead is that funny now!" Wally yelled at the boy wonder angrily, Becca sat in her kitanda as tears streamed her face, " I am able to swithc places of death, i could switch myself and Willow will be okay" she alisema as her eyes began to glow golden, " No Becca dont!" Robin yelled and ran to her and grabbed her wrists making her eyes fade blue again, " your not switching places with her! i almost...

Courageous Ch. 5

posted by 66Dragons

Chapter Five-

Artemis ducked into an alleyway at the site of the police. They probably would recognize her, even here in Germany.

After the car was gone, Artemis headed back towards the cafe where she and holly were supposed to meet.

Holly was waiting for her, sipping hot chocolate.

"What took you?" she asked as Artemis sat down.

"Cops." Artemis replied.

Holly gave her a puzzling look.

"Long story." Artemis said.

Holly nodded and took another sip of her beverage.

"So, wewe found anything yet?" holly asked after a quiet moment.

"Nope, no sign nor trace of Luthor." Artemis said. "What about you?"

"Found...

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Youll be here in my moyo part 2

posted by Mclovin_69

Wally zommed into the mountain, everyone looked at him, he had fear in his eyes. " Whats wrong Wally? wheres Willow?" Becca asked going up to him in worry, " something took her! we have to find her!" Wally yelled making Becca step back a little. " Whoa whoa what took her? took her where?" Robin asked going up to his best friend, " thats the problem...i-i dont know..what it was" Wally alisema as Robin and Becca walked him over to the kitanda and made him sit. " But i did not feel me loosing her presence" Becca alisema confused, Wally and the rest of team looked looked at Becca in worry, " Willow felt...

Team Colors Part 3

posted by Robin_Love

Artemis tried moving her head but it wouldn't budge. Her eyes were heavy but she forced them open. Her right eye throbbed, telling her of black eye she would soon have. She looked around but couldn't see much of anything for a few minutes. When her eyes adjusted to the dim lighting, she noticed several things. One was the fact that she was standing. Second, needles had been injected into her body as long as the rest of the teams. Third, they were held in some sort of cell. Why would we be taken here? And why allow us to keep our weapons? Something isn't right. Artemis looked around again....

Carnivores Chapter 2

posted by Skittles98

When we docked in Happy Harbor, we all changed into our civvies. I wore a black silk collared-shirt with sleeves rolled up to elbows, black jeans, black steel boots and a green ukanda that sat on my waist, while Eagle wore a grey strapless shati with a black short sleeved jacket, jeans and grey high-heeled boots and simba, simba wa kike wore a brown sleeveless shati made from a rough material and jeans. She wore brown hiking boots and (like always) had a golden ukanda around her arm. We walked together down the mitaani, mtaa to the mountain. When we got there, simba, simba wa kike opened the secret passage and we snuck in. When...

(New Years Special) Courageous Chapter One

posted by 66Dragons

Chapter One-

"So they alisema I have to go through some sort of mission to prove myself." holly said.

"Typical of the Justice League." Sam replied over the phone. holly heard something fizzing in the background.

"What are wewe doing?" she asked.

"Nothing, why do wewe ask?" Sam answered.

"Something is fizzing in the background."

"Soda."

"Uh-huh." holly alisema and rolled over on her back on her bed. "So what do wewe think the mission'll be?"

"Dunno." Sam said.

"God I hope I don't get booted off the Team."

"Don't worry about it. You'll do great. All they want is to make sure wewe can fight and aren't going to betray...

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Interview with Robin

posted by Skittles98

hujambo guys, it's me, Skittles98 as wewe can probably see. Now, I'm going to be interviewing the most clever person I can think of and testing them with riddles.
Me: Robin, have a kiti, kiti cha
R: Thanks
Me: I have some riddles for you. If wewe answer them all correct, wewe will get a prize
R: Let's go
Me: What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has kitanda but never sleeps, has a head but never sleeps?
R: Not KF, that's for sure...hmmm...could be Batman...no...Got it! A river!
Me: Yes. inayofuata riddle. wewe are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right is a sharp drop off, and on your left...

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Team Colors Part 1

posted by Robin_Love

Batman had no idea what had gone wrong. Communications were down. Cameras were offline. Systems had shut down. And when he had gotten to the base, all he saw was a mess. A battle had taken place. A bloody one kwa the looks of it. And the bullets were still warm. It hadn't happened that long ago. Water dripped from the ceiling and a broken light flickered. Batman went to the computer, checking the systems. Something had been tampered with. au someone had hacked into it. But there was nothing he could do now. The battle was over. They had lost. Young Justice was missing.

Becca ran into the mountain...

Secret Key part 8

posted by Robin_Love

Klarion walked into towards one of the cells. He could hear movement in the other “rooms” but ignored them. He turned down several corridors and halted in front of a single cell. Three inch doors of pure steel guarded the occupant. He touched the door, smoothing his fingers over.
“Cell 1398. Hmm. Just who I was looking for.”
Klarion moved to the lock, pressing in a number of sequences. The doors slid open with a hiss and Klarion walked into the room. His cat followed behind him, entering the dimly lit room with caution. The Witch boy walked up to a tank filled with purple liquid. A girl...

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Crossroads-Part 1

posted by KatRox1

I rubbed my eyes and lazily slapped my hand down on the beeping alarm clock until it finally quieted down. It was 5 a.m., the normal time that I woke up every morning. Everyone else was still asleep, except Roy, like always. I quickly got dressed, slipped on my utility belt, and put my brown hair into a messy ponytail. Slowly I walked into the lounge, and sure enough Roy was there, typing away on the computer. “What time did wewe wake up?” I asked quietly. “I never went to bed.” He plainly responded with his eyes still fixed on the computer. “Still no leads on your girlfriend?” I...

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Secret Six part 5

posted by Mclovin_69

" Becca down down from there!" Robin yelled begging to laugh as the girl sat on the juu on a mti sitting on a thick branch. After the kiss they began to spill out zaidi about their shaded pasts and told eachother their names but just to be salama she still called him Robin. " No! youll have to come and get me yourself" She giggled, Robin smirked " but wewe can teleport!" " so it will make it harder to catch me if wewe really upendo me wewe would try your hardest" Becca alisema and swung her legs. " Fine im coming to get you! I upendo you!" he yelled up to her as he pulled out his grappling hook from his...

Ain't No puppy upendo Part 6

posted by Robin_Love

The intruder alarm sounded, causing all the Heroes to race to the mission room. Jade stood there, awaiting them.
“What are wewe doing in here?” Artemis asked.
“I know wewe kicked me out. But please accept Becca. She needs this place.”
“Why'd she hide then?”
“It is true that Becca works for a secret operation. But she is on a mission to save your lives. I used to work there as well. I resigned.”
“What about Becca?”
“She refuses. Her determination to save your lives is stronger than her pain. For now. But the dakika her objective is gone, Becca will go back to being...a criminal....

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Young Justice find the Young Justice fanpop page...part 2

posted by Skittles98

All credit goes out to TOTALizzyluver

"How come he get's zaidi shabiki girls?"
"Cuz he's not you." Artemis replied.
"Hey!" Wally protested
"Hey, what's this?" Connor asked, pointing to something. He grabbed the computer and clicked on a picture. Everyone saw it and almost screamed. Robin quickly snatched the computer back and clicked on something called 'Picks'.
"Hey, guys, look at this. I'm everyone's fav!" Robin bragged
"Hey, since they creeped us, why don't we exact some revenge?" Artemis smirked
"What exactly did wewe have in mind?" Robin asked
"Why don't we look at all of their pics?" she suggested...

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krisimasi at the mountain- NOT MY STORY ;3 part 6

posted by robins-gfriend

Now in the bio ship with the rest of the team, Artemis hid her letter well. There was an awkward moment of silence, when Megan finally put on some holiday music. Robin began to sing along, changing the lyrics as he went.

" Dashing through the snow, In the bio ship, are we, O'er the beach, pwani we fly, Laughing all the way, Bells from somewhere ring, Making spirits bright, What fun it is to laugh and sing, A uh, ummmmm, la, la song tonight, Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way, Oh, what fun it is to ride, In a bright red bio ship, OH-." But the boy wonder was cut off kwa his window suddenly...

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krisimasi at the mountain- NOT MY STORY ;3 part 3

posted by robins-gfriend

Now in the Charlie Brown spirit, Robin sat at the kinanda and started playing a couple notes.

"Do wewe know any Charlie Brown songs?" Megan asked as Artemis sat beside Robin.

"Yeah, three, only one has lyrics though." Robin replied, turning the notes into a song.

"Christmas time is here, Happiness and cheer, Fun for all that children call, Their inayopendelewa time of the year" The teen added lyrics.

"Snowflakes in the air, Carols everywhere, Olden times and ancient rhymes, Of upendo and dreams to share." Artemis continued.

"Sleigh bells in the air, Beauty everywhere, Yuletide kwa the fireside, And joyful memories there." Megan added sweetly.

"Christmas time is here, We'll be drawing near, Oh, that we could always see, Such spirit through the year, Oh, that we could always see, Such spirit through the year..." The three finished laughing. Wally walked in.

"You guys are good singers." He smirked.

"SHUT UP!"

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A Cranky krisimasi (A 2 Days Remaining Special) Chapter Twelve

posted by 66Dragons

Chapter Twelve-

Venice, Italy
18:28 CET December 19

Wally stumbled into the lab, screeching to a halt at the sight of a ragged woman tied to a board above a pit of acid.

Artemis ran in behind him, cutting her fussing short at the site of her mother.

"Artemis! Run! It's a trap!" Artemis's mother replied.

"I knew that." Artemis said, swinging her bow up at a barely noticeable shadowy figure. "Come out Cheshire."

The young assassin stepped out of the shadows, her infamous mask shining in the harsh light of the lab.

"Hey there, Artemis." Cheshire sneered.

Wally slowly backed up.

"Get out of the way." Artemis...

Time to Waste - Part 4

posted by KatRox1

“…And I’m not even sure he wants me around half the time!” Both Harley and I were sitting on juu of the boxes we had carried over here, just talking. I kept asking swali after swali because I was just naturally curious, “And why are wewe wearing a costume? Are wewe part of the team too?” I asked, chewing on my nail. That’s what I did whenever I had something important on my mind. “I’m part of a team, if that’s what wewe mean.” She alisema mysteriously. “You’re not very funny for a clown.” I added. She frowned, “Yeah, I know.” That, made me feel bad.
Before I...